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If You Were a Contestant on 'Come Dine With Me', What Would be Your Entertainment?

  • 01-07-2019 7:52pm
    #1
    Tea Shock
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    If you were a contestant on 'Come Dine With Me', what would be your night's entertainment on the night you host the 4 strangers?

    And I don't mean unintentional entertainment like this...



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  • #2
    Pkiernan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,310 ✭✭✭Pkiernan


    I'd take everyone deer hunting.


  • #3
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Unapologetic and cold-blooded murder.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Russian roulette.


  • #5
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Gambling Cocaine and Hookers ! :)

    I am a breezy type!


  • #6
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Russian roulette.



    That's the spirit ! :)


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  • #7
    leonffrench
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 212 ✭✭leonffrench


    The Helicopter


  • #8
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Tea Shock wrote: »
    If you were a contestant on 'Come Dine With Me', what would be your night's entertainment on the night you host the 4 strangers?

    And I don't mean unintentional entertainment like this...



    All the people who do that show seem to be like that.


  • #9
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    They are the entertainment.

    it-clown-screening-920x584.jpg

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #10
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    I would have a game of pin the knife on the kidney. Volunteers only, I'm not an animal.


  • #11
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    Mario Kart.
    Or 4 Player Death Match on Goldeneye on the N64. No weapons, one hit one kill.


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  • #12
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Or 4 Player Death Match on Goldeneye on the N64. No weapons, one hit one kill.

    Slaps only, all Oddjob.


  • #13
    GRACKEA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭GRACKEA


    Fck, marry, kill


  • #14
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    super_furry wrote: »
    Slaps only, all Oddjob.

    No Oddjob allowed.


  • #15
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    A round of Bukake is always a crowd pleaser


  • #16
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Edgware wrote: »
    A round of Bukake is always a crowd pleaser

    Cum Dine With Me.


  • #17
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Cum Dine With Me.

    Cream pie is on the menu


  • #18
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Edgware wrote: »
    Cream pie is on the menu

    I can see it now. You've just finished your main course of steak and triple-cooked chips. You invite your guests out to the inevitable marquee tent that has been set up for just this occasion. Full of disco balls and flashing lights which distract from the fact that you are now carefully removing your trousers and folding them on a table. The Channel 4 producers allow this to progress in the hope they might encounter a "golden" TV moment but your interest lies more in golden showers.

    "Ladies and gentlemen may I present, Edgware Jr., tuck in".


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