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So AH, I need your advice. I got five numbers on the lottery, 1987 smackeroonies, I only play for the enormous feeling of well being that I'm funding the transformation of swampland into mediocre football pitches for the wee folk up and down the land so I don't need the dough.

So what do I do now?

Buy 1987 scratchcards? Are they still a euro?

Go on the beer?

Fund a baby elephant?

Buy bitcoin?

I know this is the number 1 forum on the interweb for seeking advice so thanks in advance

AidoEirE

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So AH, I need your advice. I got five numbers on the lottery, 1987 smackeroonies, I only play for the enormous feeling of well being that I'm funding the transformation of swampland into mediocre football pitches for the wee folk up and down the land so I don't need the dough.

So what do I do now?

Buy 1987 scratchcards? Are they still a euro?

Go on the beer?

Fund a baby elephant?

Buy bitcoin?

I know this is the number 1 forum on the interweb for seeking advice so thanks in advance

Have another pint

Neames

A reward for those implants you lost.

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Neames wrote: »

A reward for those implants you lost.

My username in actually a play on misheard lyrics of one the finest Welsh artistes of all time, but thank you for the suggestion all the same.

dxhound2005

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So AH, I need your advice. I got five numbers on the lottery, 1987 smackeroonies, I only play for the enormous feeling of well being that I'm funding the transformation of swampland into mediocre football pitches for the wee folk up and down the land so I don't need the dough.

So what do I do now?

Buy 1987 scratchcards? Are they still a euro?

Go on the beer?

Fund a baby elephant?

Buy bitcoin?

I know this is the number 1 forum on the interweb for seeking advice so thanks in advance

You answered your own question right there. Keep buying tickets until the money is all gone.

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dxhound2005 wrote: »

You answered your own question right there. Keep buying tickets until the money is all gone.

I have no problem doing that, but what if I win more, does there come a stage where the world has too many monkey bars for kids to swing on and embroidery classes for oulwans to make unwanted hankies for their grand-nephews and grand-nieces?

What then?

ILoveYourVibes

Buy a nice holiday.

TO VEGAS!

Buy more scratchcards ..we need more money!

dxhound2005

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I have no problem doing that, but what if I win more, does there come a stage where the world has too many monkey bars for kids to swing on and embroidery classes for oulwans to make unwanted hankies for their grand-nephews and grand-nieces?

What then?

Post here again for further advice.

ILoveYourVibes

Buy 1987 lottery tickets!

ILoveYourVibes

Put it on some horses.

Buy a horse.

I'm excited you won!

Lost implants

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Buy a nice holiday.

TO VEGAS!

Buy more scratchcards ..we need more money!

I go to Vegas every year for Levi Jeans and Greg Norman polo shirts

diusmr8a504cvk

Give your local football club a sponsorship of a set of jerseys or a bag of balls.
Football could do with a hand right now

ILoveYourVibes

Lost implants wrote: »

I know this is the number 1 forum on the interweb for seeking advice so thanks in advance

Nobody could do nothin without us.

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Berties_Horse wrote: »

Solicit meaningful advice in an irreverent forum.

The old AH was great for advice. Not too great for good advice, granted, but good for advice all the same.

ILoveYourVibes

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I go to Vegas every year for Levi Jeans and Greg Norman polo shirts

Spend it there!

Put half of it on red and half in a poker game! That ways you're covered!

ILoveYourVibes

Who is greg norman?

Lost implants

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Who is greg norman?

Only the greatest designer of polo shirts of all time. He could whack a golf ball with a golf stick an odd time too.

ILoveYourVibes

Lost implants wrote: »

Only the greatest designer of polo shirts of all time. He could whack a golf ball with a golf stick an odd time too.

Fair play!

bassy

Lost implants wrote: »

So AH, I need your advice. I got five numbers on the lottery, 1987 smackeroonies, I only play for the enormous feeling of well being that I'm funding the transformation of swampland into mediocre football pitches for the wee folk up and down the land so I don't need the dough.

So what do I do now?

Buy 1987 scratchcards? Are they still a euro?

Go on the beer?

Fund a baby elephant?

Buy bitcoin?

I know this is the number 1 forum on the interweb for seeking advice so thanks in advance

full a SH1TE...............................................................................

Outlaw Pete

PM the first 50 users to reply to the thread a €20 Just Eat Gift Card (it'll only cost you a grand):

http://www.justeatgiftcards.ie/

Hurry up too. I'm up late waiting for the Russian hammer fight to start and I'm starving.

ILoveYourVibes

bassy wrote: »

full a SH1TE...............................................................................

Ah he is just havin a laugh.