Whatever happened to packs of 2 toilet rolls ?

Radio Radio

Back in the 80s/90s and maybe into the 00s, most toilet rolls sold in small shops came in packs of two but nowadays packs of 4 seem to be the minimum everywhere. I haven't seen a pack of 2 in years.

Dr. Bre

Baby wipes is the way to go..

JustAThought

You're shopping in the wrong places!

_Kaiser_

I buy the packs of 18/24 myself. 3 bathrooms and saves money and no fear of running out

screamer

Bigger arses, bigger packs needed....

EmmetSpiceland

People are more full of shít these days.

Feisar

Dunno, I buy the biggest ones going, buy in bulk to save. Toothpaste half price? Buy 10. My wife bought about three years supply of dishwasher tablets, we only recently ran out.

Tacitus Kilgore

Too risky, those of us with particularly hairy holes need more stock at hand than just 2 rolls.

Feisar

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Too risky, those of us with particularly hairy holes need more stock at hand than just 2 rolls.

After a certain point I accept defeat and head to the shower.

Tacitus Kilgore

Feisar wrote: »

After a certain point I accept defeat and head to the shower.

Aye, finally gave in and put a bum gun in last year, them southeast Asians know their stuff when it comes to a shite I tell ya.

VonZan

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Too risky, those of us with particularly hairy holes need more stock at hand than just 2 rolls.

You have a lot to learn my friend. Baby wipes are a hairy holes wet dream.

JohnnyFlash

Skimping on toilet roll is a false economy. Sort your life out if you’re looking to buy a 2 pack of 2 ply. Go for a premium brand, minimum 3 ply, and with aloe vera or lavender scent if you’re into that sort of thing.

Feisar

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Skimping on toilet roll is a false economy. Sort your life out if you’re looking to buy a 2 pack of 2 ply. Go for a premium brand, minimum 3 ply, and with aloe vera or lavender scent if you’re into that sort of thing.

There is truth in turds.

Feisar

Feisar wrote: »

After a certain point I accept defeat and head to the shower.

I am thinking of abandoning rolls altogether after reading a review on amazon for a Bidet! Here are some of the excerpts from it:

"I lowered my britches, sat down, pulled the handle and... YOWZA! It was like a sharp shooter took aim at my starfish with an icy blast of NOPE. I actually let out a yelp my husband heard from the kitchen and started laughing because he knew what I was doing."

"it was aimed with dead eye determination right at my bumhole. I shifted my weight a little to make the water wash in other places too (surrounding vicinity) and got up"

Sonny noggs

Has anyone ever taken a dump in the shower then stomped it down the drain with their foot?

(I haven’t, just curious if others have.)

Tacitus Kilgore

VonZan wrote: »

You have a lot to learn my friend. Baby wipes are a hairy holes wet dream.

I prefer a somewhat environmentally friendly dump though.

As me post above - got one of these, gamechanger.

Snotty

1 up, 1 down, 1 to polish

EmmetSpiceland

Sonny noggs wrote: »

Has anyone ever taken a dump in the shower then stomped it down the drain with their foot?

(I haven’t, just curious if others have.)

You don’t “stomp” it down, S. It requires a bit more “finesse” than that.

You’ve got to “toe” it down the drain. Anything more than the toe will lead to breaking things up and sending parts all over the place. You’ll be cleaning up stubborn stuck parts, streaks and “staining” if you go down that route.

Sonny noggs

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You don’t “stomp” it down, S. It requires a bit more “finesse” than that.

You’ve got to “toe” it down the drain. Anything more than the toe will lead to breaking things up and sending parts all over the place. You’ll be cleaning up stubborn stuck parts, streaks and “staining” if you go down that route.

Thanks for passing on your knowledge.

Cienciano

The "bum gun" (never knew it was called that) is the best. Combined with toilet paper, it's unbeatable and won't block pipes like babywipes.

RWCNT

Sonny noggs wrote: »

Has anyone ever taken a dump in the shower then stomped it down the drain with their foot?

(I haven’t, just curious if others have.)

I believe the technical term is "Waffle Stomp"

Wheety

I only buy 1 at a time

gozunda

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