Impromptu ask me anything but dont ask that.

Ninthlife

As the title suggests ask me anything but dont ask that...

punt mor

Would you lie for me

Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

Ask me bollix.

Ninthlife

punt mor wrote: »

Would you lie for me

I'd lie for you and thats the truth

Ninthlife

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

You took the words right outta my mouth

Ninthlife

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ask me bollix.

Dear Berties Horse bollix, ask me anything

antodeco

If you could travel back in time with tomorrows lotto numbers, what's the first thing you'd get in McDonald's that cost exactly €2.50, but was only available in Burger King this Sunday?

Ninthlife

antodeco wrote: »

If you could travel back in time with tomorrows lotto numbers, what's the first thing you'd get in McDonald's that cost exactly €2.50, but was only available in Burger King this Sunday?

Thats a bit personal for a public forum and anyway i think you already know the answer

corner of hells

antodeco wrote: »

If you could travel back in time with tomorrows lotto numbers, what's the first thing you'd get in McDonald's that cost exactly €2.50, but was only available in Burger King this Sunday?

Four .

mad muffin

Would you rather… suck on a finger that’s been up a bum. Or. Drink a cup of warm piss?

Ninthlife

corner of hells wrote: »

Four .

Stop playing golf in the thread please..

Ninthlife

mad muffin wrote: »

Would you rather… suck on a finger that’s been up a bum. Or. Drink a cup of warm piss?

Holy **** a real question...i wasnt really prepared for this but il do my best to answer it but please clarify

Whos bum and for how long?

And

How big is the cup

mad muffin

Ninthlife wrote: »

Holy **** a real question...i wasnt really prepared for this but il do my best to answer it but please clarify

Whos bum and for how long?

And

How big is the cup

Your own bum. A good suck 1 minute? A pint of someone else’s warm piss.

Ninthlife

mad muffin wrote: »

Your own bum. A good suck 1 minute? A pint of someone else’s warm piss.

You seem quite excitrd by this. Its an ask me anything not a post my fetish for me to enact it........thats tomorrow

Has my arse been bleached?

And

Is the warm piss really jjust Budweiser

Infernal Racket

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

mad muffin

Ninthlife wrote: »

You seem quite excitrd by this. Its an ask me anything not a post my fetish for me to enact it........thats tomorrow

Has my arse been bleached?

And

Is the warm piss really jjust Budweiser

You’ve just taken a dump. The warm pint of piss is from a Guinness drinker.

Ninthlife

Gerry G wrote: »

If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Tough question Gerry G.... very Jeremy Paxman

Im gonna go with sandwiches

antodeco

Would you rather a dog that quacks or a duck that barks?

ILoveYourVibes

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

**** yes. Take me.:pac:

Ninthlife

mad muffin wrote: »

You’ve just taken a dump. The warm pint of poss is from a Guinness drinker.

So the piss is a guinness drinkers so it really is Budweiser

Jesus in that case il suck my finger

Ninthlife

antodeco wrote: »

Would you rather a dog that quacks or a duck that barks?

A barking duck and id call it Cat

Infernal Racket

Would you rather have only one leg or only one arm?

Fr_Dougal

Do you not think it’s a lifestyle choice?

Ninthlife

Gerry G wrote: »

Would you rather have only one leg or only one arm?

Id be hoping mad to lose a leg but then again arm I just trying to take the handy option

Id go with leg

Yer Da sells Avon

Boxers or briefs? By which I obviously mean pugilists or lawyers.

Ninthlife

Fr_Dougal wrote: »

Do you not think it’s a lifestyle choice?

It is a choice to shop in lifestyle. Free market

buried

Did'ya ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

Ninthlife

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

Boxers or briefs? By which I obviously mean pugilists or lawyers.

Both are handy to have when trying to evade prosecution. One to intimidate a jury the other to box the head off the prison guards during an escape atrempt

Ninthlife

buried wrote: »

Did'ya ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

Several times all slow sets each time he tried to grab my ass and Im a guy

Do slow sets still exist?

Infernal Racket

Ninthlife wrote: »

Several times all slow sets each time he tried to grab my ass and Im a guy

Do slow sets still exist?

No, but they should

ziedth

Ninthlife wrote: »

Several times all slow sets each time he tried to grab my ass and Im a guy

Do slow sets still exist?

Quite Frankly Ninthlife I don't believe that's any of your business.....


What ever happend to fathers for justice?

Ninthlife

Gerry G wrote: »

No, but they should

Thats some sad news youre giving me Gerry

Some of the finest arses i felt were during slow sets...

Ninthlife

ziedth wrote: »

Quite Frankly Ninthlife I don't believe that's any of your business.....


What ever happend to fathers for justice?

Its ok, no need to try protect my feelings anymore Gerry G broke the bad news already

Infernal Racket

Ninthlife wrote: »

Thats some sad news youre giving me Gerry

Some of the finest arses i felt were during slow sets...

Yep. Levis 501 jeans on a young one in the late 80s and early 90s was a thing of beauty

Ninthlife

Gerry G wrote: »

Yep. Levis 501 jeans on a young one in the late 80s and early 90s was a thing of beauty

Luckily Gerry you used good grammar and spelling and stated young ones in the late 80s and not young ones in their late 80s

Infernal Racket

Ninthlife wrote: »

Luckily Gerry you used good grammar and spelling and stated young ones in the late 80s and not young ones in their late 80s

I pride myself on good grammar and a keen eye for a good Levi's ass. Now back to the main topic. Would u rather have a fag but no lighter, or a lighter but no fag?

Ninthlife

Gerry G wrote: »

I pride myself on good grammar and a keen eye for a good Levi's ass. Now back to the main topic. Would u rather have a fag but no lighter, or a lighter but no fag?

Being an ex smoker and part time pyromaniac id go with no fag and a lighter

Ninthlife

Dont all ask at once d)

Capt'n Midnight

Would you rather fight one horse size duck or one hundred duck sized horses ?


Me , I'd take a herd of eohippus over a bullockornis every time.

https://www.sciencephoto.com/media/843815/view/gastornis-flightless-bird-preying-on-eohippus-illustration

Tiana Scone

What is the one question you would hate to be asked?

ToddyDoody

What would Jesus do, if he had to take a dump at work? (any theologians here?)

Cake or chips?
Daddy or death?

Tiana Scone

ToddyDoody wrote: »

What would Jesus do, if he had to take a dump at work? (any theologians here?)

Not a theologian but I reckon he does what is the norm.
Checks nobody is coming.
Lines toilet with paper.
Differs at this point as we call him but he talks to himself "Ooooh Jesus"
Back to work and informs everyone about the dirty Fecker who was in there before him and stank the place out.

ILoveYourVibes

Would you like a grape?