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Before I kill my work colleague .

  • 25-03-2019 12:32pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭


    The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her
    Already disappeared off the floor three times before slotted paperwork times disrupting the days routine.
    Oblivious to what's going on around her ignoring more pressing tasks.

    I'm trying not to react.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Get back to work!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Get back to work!

    Feck off , I'm on a break.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Nice leisurely one?:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,844 ✭✭✭py2006


    The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her

    Why?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,422 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Cover her work area in post-it notes, that'll teach her for disappearing at unscheduled times :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Shag the boss. Then you can have whatever lunch break you want.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,961 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    OP you should just work really hard for like 40 years and then retire....without saying goodbye to her. That'll learn her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,717 ✭✭✭Apiarist


    I'm trying not to react.

    You do understand that both you and your colleague are the oppressed proletariat ? The system wants you to vent your frustration on her instead of the ruling class. Take the fight to the source of your problem and topple the management ;)

    Or change the job if you cannot deal with your current job anymore. Your co-worker uses the system to her advantage, that is her business, not yours. Don't like it? Complain to the manager. Manager does not do anything? Complain higher or take them to court.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,261 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Take her red Swingline stapler

    giphy.gif

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime


    Wait until she's back at her desk and then surrounded all exit routes with spiders....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭Red_Wake


    Is she attractive?

    Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,422 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Op must have gone to look for her this time


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Red_Wake wrote: »
    Is she attractive?

    Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.

    You're going to have to wait until this evening or tomorrow lunchtime (which can be as variable AF) to get a response.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Red_Wake wrote: »
    Is she attractive?

    Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.

    Don't be stupid - of course she's not!

    Nobody complains about the hot chick - you just can't risk one leaving over some petty bullshít like people complaining they don't pull their weight.

    Who's ass would you look at then at the water cooler / photocopier / every god damned opportunity?:confused::confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her
    Already disappeared off the floor three times before slotted paperwork times disrupting the days routine.
    Oblivious to what's going on around her ignoring more pressing tasks.

    I'm trying not to react.
    Too late. You already flucked up the thread title with not only a full stop, but with a space before the full stop.
    No wonder your work colleagues are disappearing off the floor.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Wait until she's back at her desk and then surrounded all exit routes with spiders....

    Aw sh!te, that was my idea, a spider in her drawer, a huge one. Her drawer now, not plural. Okay, okay, since that idea's gone, a cockroach.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Don't be stupid - of course she's not!

    :D

    Although we cannot rule out the hot chick knock back causing the OP's bitterness. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Zorya wrote: »
    Aw sh!te, that was my idea, a spider in her drawer, a huge one. Her drawer now, not plural. Okay, okay, since that idea's gone, a cockroach.

    Rattle snake - that'll teach her:D
    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    :D

    Although we cannot rule out the hot chick knock back causing the OP's bitterness. :eek:

    True, i didn't think of that!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    She might be pregnant and have hyperemis. This would explain the frequent disappearances, and her apparent lack of focus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Maybe she is incredibily unintelligent and they only gave her the job to keep up the gender ratio.

    I think that's what happened in the place I work.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,349 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her
    Already disappeared off the floor three times before slotted paperwork times disrupting the days routine.
    Oblivious to what's going on around her ignoring more pressing tasks.

    I'm trying not to react.




    Whats that?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    Maybe she is incredibily unintelligent and they only gave her the job to keep up the gender ratio.

    I think that's what happened in the place I work.

    Don't be so hard on yourself.


  • Site Banned Posts: 3 Finnish Exports


    She won't be so smug when you come into the office with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    So have you or your co-workers mentioned this to your supervisor?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    So have you or your co-workers mentioned this to your supervisor?

    Snitches get stitches.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    py2006 wrote: »
    Why?

    Because the pox wandered off disrupting the structure of the day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    You're doing a great job.

    Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Shag the boss. Then you can have whatever lunch break you want.

    Never a good idea riding a work colleague unless you're married to her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Take her red Swingline stapler

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    Oddly enough the stapler is missing.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Red_Wake wrote: »
    Is she attractive?

    Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.

    Nope.
    She has a passing similarity to Herman Goering.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Kivaro wrote: »
    Too late. You already flucked up the thread title with not only a full stop, but with a space before the full stop.
    No wonder your work colleagues are disappearing off the floor.

    You're on the list.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,261 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Oddly enough the stapler is missing.

    qNtiCg.gif

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    qNtiCg.gif

    I like the cut of your jib.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    So have you or your co-workers mentioned this to your supervisor?

    Wanting to kill her ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,265 ✭✭✭✭Borderfox


    Is there anything to be said for another mass?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


    She might be pregnant and have hyperemis. This would explain the frequent disappearances, and her apparent lack of focus.


    Pretty pretayyy good.

    Could be Lymes Disease too !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Borderfox wrote: »
    Is there anything to be said for another mass?

    How many mass's do we have to have ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,737 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Oddly enough the stapler is missing.

    Find it and put it in jelly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    Borderfox wrote: »
    Is there anything to be said for another mass?

    An exorcism might help.


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