Before I kill my work colleague .

corner of hells

The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her
Already disappeared off the floor three times before slotted paperwork times disrupting the days routine.
Oblivious to what's going on around her ignoring more pressing tasks.

I'm trying not to react.

sbsquarepants

Get back to work!

corner of hells

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Get back to work!

Feck off , I'm on a break.

sbsquarepants

Nice leisurely one?:D:D

py2006

corner of hells wrote: »

The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her

Why?

Ten of Swords

Cover her work area in post-it notes, that'll teach her for disappearing at unscheduled times :pac:

Avatar MIA

Shag the boss. Then you can have whatever lunch break you want.

Deebles McBeebles

OP you should just work really hard for like 40 years and then retire....without saying goodbye to her. That'll learn her.

Apiarist

corner of hells wrote: »

I'm trying not to react.

You do understand that both you and your colleague are the oppressed proletariat ? The system wants you to vent your frustration on her instead of the ruling class. Take the fight to the source of your problem and topple the management

Or change the job if you cannot deal with your current job anymore. Your co-worker uses the system to her advantage, that is her business, not yours. Don't like it? Complain to the manager. Manager does not do anything? Complain higher or take them to court.

TheValeyard

Take her red Swingline stapler

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime

Wait until she's back at her desk and then surrounded all exit routes with spiders....

Red_Wake

Is she attractive?

Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.

Ten of Swords

Op must have gone to look for her this time

Avatar MIA

Red_Wake wrote: »

Is she attractive?

Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.

You're going to have to wait until this evening or tomorrow lunchtime (which can be as variable AF) to get a response.

sbsquarepants

Red_Wake wrote: »

Is she attractive?

Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.

Don't be stupid - of course she's not!

Nobody complains about the hot chick - you just can't risk one leaving over some petty bullshít like people complaining they don't pull their weight.

Who's ass would you look at then at the water cooler / photocopier / every god damned opportunity?

Kivaro

corner of hells wrote: »

The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her
Already disappeared off the floor three times before slotted paperwork times disrupting the days routine.
Oblivious to what's going on around her ignoring more pressing tasks.

I'm trying not to react.

Too late. You already flucked up the thread title with not only a full stop, but with a space before the full stop.
No wonder your work colleagues are disappearing off the floor.

Zorya

Kopparberg Strawberry and Lime wrote: »

Wait until she's back at her desk and then surrounded all exit routes with spiders....

Aw sh!te, that was my idea, a spider in her drawer, a huge one. Her drawer now, not plural. Okay, okay, since that idea's gone, a cockroach.

Avatar MIA

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Don't be stupid - of course she's not!

Although we cannot rule out the hot chick knock back causing the OP's bitterness. :eek:

sbsquarepants

Zorya wrote: »

Aw sh!te, that was my idea, a spider in her drawer, a huge one. Her drawer now, not plural. Okay, okay, since that idea's gone, a cockroach.

Rattle snake - that'll teach her:D

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Although we cannot rule out the hot chick knock back causing the OP's bitterness. :eek:

True, i didn't think of that!

Sorry about that

She might be pregnant and have hyperemis. This would explain the frequent disappearances, and her apparent lack of focus.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Maybe she is incredibily unintelligent and they only gave her the job to keep up the gender ratio.

I think that's what happened in the place I work.

Odhinn

corner of hells wrote: »

The roster for lunches has been changed twice to accommodate her
Already disappeared off the floor three times before slotted paperwork times disrupting the days routine.
Oblivious to what's going on around her ignoring more pressing tasks.

I'm trying not to react.

Whats that?

Samuel T. Cogley

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Maybe she is incredibily unintelligent and they only gave her the job to keep up the gender ratio.

I think that's what happened in the place I work.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Finnish Exports

She won't be so smug when you come into the office with a Kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition.

Rented Mule

So have you or your co-workers mentioned this to your supervisor?

Samuel T. Cogley

Rented Mule wrote: »

So have you or your co-workers mentioned this to your supervisor?

Snitches get stitches.

corner of hells

py2006 wrote: »

Why?

Because the pox wandered off disrupting the structure of the day.

corner of hells

Loveinapril wrote: »

You're doing a great job.

Thanks.

corner of hells

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Shag the boss. Then you can have whatever lunch break you want.

Never a good idea riding a work colleague unless you're married to her.

corner of hells

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Take her red Swingline stapler

Oddly enough the stapler is missing.

corner of hells

Red_Wake wrote: »

Is she attractive?

Pretty disgraceful this hasn't been asked yet.

Nope.
She has a passing similarity to Herman Goering.

corner of hells

Kivaro wrote: »

Too late. You already flucked up the thread title with not only a full stop, but with a space before the full stop.
No wonder your work colleagues are disappearing off the floor.

You're on the list.

TheValeyard

corner of hells wrote: »

Oddly enough the stapler is missing.

corner of hells

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

I like the cut of your jib.

corner of hells

Rented Mule wrote: »

So have you or your co-workers mentioned this to your supervisor?

Wanting to kill her ?

Borderfox

Is there anything to be said for another mass?

evolving_doors

Sorry about that wrote: »

She might be pregnant and have hyperemis. This would explain the frequent disappearances, and her apparent lack of focus.

Pretty pretayyy good.

Could be Lymes Disease too !

corner of hells

Borderfox wrote: »

Is there anything to be said for another mass?

How many mass's do we have to have ?

Alf Veedersane

corner of hells wrote: »

Oddly enough the stapler is missing.

Find it and put it in jelly.

RustyNut

Borderfox wrote: »

Is there anything to be said for another mass?

An exorcism might help.