More urgent etiquette help required.

Lost implants

I'm a bit like your woman in My Fair Lady that needed electrocution lessons, but anyway;

When you're finished with the toilet, are you supposed to fold the paper all fancy back into the roll, or can you let it hang?

clintondaly

Are we talking used or unused paper

Archeron

One fold then leave it on the cistern for the next person to read.

Lost implants

clintondaly wrote: »

Are we talking used or unused paper

You know the origami style folding people in fancy places do

Stanford

Make sure its ironed with the title facing up

Rubberchikken

i dont remember the woman in my fair lady having a problem with toilet paper.

correct me if im wrong

Lost implants

Rubberchikken wrote: »

i dont remember the woman in my fair lady having a problem with toilet paper.

correct me if im wrong

Must have been Pygmalion then, have you ever seen a Greek toilet?

Giveaway

Blast it with piss

s4uv3

I wouldn't fold it. Next person will think you didn't use any.

MarkR

Get folding.

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bilbot79

Lost implants wrote: »

I'm a bit like your woman in My Fair Lady that needed electrocution lessons, but anyway;

When you're finished with the toilet, are you supposed to fold the paper all fancy back into the roll, or can you let it hang?

Watt a predictive text error that was!

Needles73

Lost implants wrote: »

I'm a bit like your woman in My Fair Lady that needed electrocution lessons, but anyway;

When you're finished with the toilet, are you supposed to fold the paper all fancy back into the roll, or can you let it hang?

Electrocution....

Big Words

I have a bidet.

Deebles McBeebles

While we're here, how do you use the 3 seashells?

Ficheall

Yeah, it's great etiquette when you've finished wiping your arse to then paw the first sheet of paper the next person will have to use, and stow it awkwardly in the holder so they have no other choice but to touch it...

Cee-Jay-Cee

Lost implants wrote: »

I'm a bit like your woman in My Fair Lady that needed electrocution lessons, but anyway;

When you're finished with the toilet, are you supposed to fold the paper all fancy back into the roll, or can you let it hang?

Just leave it, I don't want to be touching paper that you touched with your smelly hands.

Count Down

Lost implants wrote: »

I'm a bit like your woman in My Fair Lady that needed electrocution lessons, but anyway;

When you're finished with the toilet, are you supposed to fold the paper all fancy back into the roll, or can you let it hang?

Let what hang, dare I ask? :eek:

Lost implants

Count Down wrote: »

Let what hang, dare I ask? :eek:

The paper, you know they way they fold it into the roll all orgasmic style.