Ya know what I'd do....

Frowny_face

So there I was, thinking I was over "the break-up", when bang! Every lovely thing we shared and every sh1t-witty thing he did hit me like a tonne of emotional ridden bricks. The weekend has been seen me go from teary eyed snot face to angry bull in seconds and tbh, the tub of roses has come off the worst of it.

Good people of AH, cheer me up.
Give me your most inappropriate, unhealthy and border line illegal tips for getting over a break-up.

The winner of this challenge shall be crowned "the horse" and you will receive not one but two award winning rides as getting back up on you will no doubt be the first piece of advice. And who am I to argue on the internet!

pleas advice

you should call him, get really drunk and call him,

orourkeda1977

pleas advice wrote: »

you should call him, get really drunk and call him,

too late.

she's already the jager bombs pretty hard

orourkeda1977

Go to the female equivalent of a titty bar.

Alternativey get sh1tfaced or go on a savage drug and gambling binge.

PirateShampoo

I'm not going to waste my best material on you if we don't even know what you look like.

Giveaway

REbound fling with his dad

Ollibelo

Try and find out where the Massive Attack after party is and mingle with these good folk

LessOutragePlz

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

Ninthlife

Frowny_face wrote: »

So there I was, thinking I was over "the break-up", when bang! Every lovely thing we shared and every sh1t-witty thing he did hit me like a tonne of emotional ridden bricks. The weekend has been seen me go from teary eyed snot face to angry bull in seconds and tbh, the tub of roses has come off the worst of it.

Good people of AH, cheer me up.
Give me your most inappropriate, unhealthy and border line illegal tips for getting over a break-up.

The winner of this challenge shall be crowned "the horse" and you will receive not one but two award winning rides as getting back up on you will no doubt be the first piece of advice. Any who am I to argue on the internet!

Ride his brother/best friend and send him the footage. That should send the Im over you message to him pretty well

Welcome back old steed, you can only get under by getting over.

Frowny_face

Giveaway wrote: »

REbound fling with his dad

No....his mam.

mad muffin

Pound the grandma

Vita nova

I don't know if it was Mae West that said it or if it was somebody else but the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Outlaw Pete

Do people still genuinely have relationships? I thought the Oculus Go was the death knell for all that palaver.

Ariadne

Vita nova wrote: »

I don't know if it was Mae West that said it or if it was somebody else but the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Yep OP. I'm sorry you're dealing with a break up but here is my unhealthy advice for you, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else. I've done it many a time myself

corner of hells

Frowny_face wrote: »

So there I was, thinking I was over "the break-up", when bang! Every lovely thing we shared and every sh1t-witty thing he did hit me like a tonne of emotional ridden bricks. The weekend has been seen me go from teary eyed snot face to angry bull in seconds and tbh, the tub of roses has come off the worst of it.

Good people of AH, cheer me up.
Give me your most inappropriate, unhealthy and border line illegal tips for getting over a break-up.

The winner of this challenge shall be crowned "the horse" and you will receive not one but two award winning rides as getting back up on you will no doubt be the first piece of advice. And who am I to argue on the internet!

Very sorry about your break up.
Often the advice of others can do little to lessen the pain , however I'd suggest... Oops sorry , Takeaways here.

Outlaw Pete

LessOutragePlz wrote: »

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

Tell that to someone having a lumbar puncture.

Your Face

Somewhere there's a very relieved ex-boyfriend celebrating his freedom.

Frowny_face

Your Face wrote: »

Somewhere there's a very relieved ex-boyfriend celebrating his freedom.

Not mine though. He is currently wading through an inbox full of videos of my riding his nearest and dearest!

Your Face

Frowny_face wrote: »

Not mine though. He is currently wading through an inbox full of videos of my riding his nearest and dearest!

No, he isn't.

Mrsmum

Wasn't there something lately, I think as an anti Valentine's Day thing where a zoo, can't remember where, was inviting people to name a cockroach after their ex and they would then feed the cockroaches to the meercats on your behalf. Maybe you could do that as a way of finishing with him.

Frowny_face

Your Face wrote: »

No, he isn't.

You've a great sense of humour!

Chancer3001

Finger his uncle

looksee

If you were really over him you wouldn't be here discussing it or sending him photographs.

Plopsu

Accept that you're not over him. That's the first step. Pulling away from somebody (or them from you) takes a lot of skin with it. Wounds don't heal because you scowl at them or bang his friends/relatives. They heal because time passes and you get back to being the person you were before you met him (2.0).
Probably not 'cheer you up' stuff there but it is true. Most of the things that people do post break up actually seem to delay the healing. Cry if you need to. Scream if you need to. There's nothing wrong with not being over it.
Failing all else, find a punch bag. They are one of the greatest forms of stress relief there is.

orourkeda1977

Have a ****.

It's best to make decisions like this with empty reproductive organs.