Human Tails

Roger Mellie Man on the Telly

I think it would be cool if humans had tails.

There'd be a market for fashionable tail wear. We'd use them to convey emotions.

Some people would have theirs docked I suppose.

What would you do with yours?

LessOutragePlz

I'd use my tail to strangle you so you couldn't create anymore sh1te threads such as this one.

RMAOK

All old pants/trousers would be useless with making a hole in them. Although tailors would be raking in the money with alterations.

Zorya

RMAOK wrote: »

All old pants/trousers would be useless with making a hole in them. Although tailors would be raking in the money with alterations.

And then you'd have a draughty bum. All underwear would have to be altered too. And skirts would look silly with a waggly tail. Although they would be good for climbing and balance. On the whole though I think I'd prefer something useful like a third set of teeth that come in when you have copped on, or an eye in the back of your head, or a spare stomach for really nice desserts you don't have room for...a tail would be fairly far down my list of upgrades.

TheValeyard

A scorpions tail could be handy.

mzungu

LessOutragePlz wrote: »

I'd use my tail to strangle you so you couldn't create anymore sh1te threads such as this one.

Username does not check out :pac::pac:

Infini

Lemme guess? You wish we had catgirls IRL? :P

Ninthlife

https://www.uberkinky.co.uk/doc-johnson-pony-play-butt-plug-whip-81786.html

NSFW

If you wanna try out the tail theory

Poochie05

We already do. Google coccyx

Vita nova

Apropos of tails and humans.
The levator ani muscle is made up of the iliococcygeus, pubococcygeus and puborectalis muscles; in humans it assists in male ejaculation but in dogs it controls the wagging of the tail.

moonage

If I had a tail I'd swat the flies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2V_8tSWgys

Akrasia

Vita nova wrote: »

Apropos of tails and humans.
The levator ani muscle is made up of the iliococcygeus, pubococcygeus and puborectalis muscles; in humans it assists in male ejaculation but in dogs it controls the wagging of the tail.

So what do girls do with them then?

Capt'n Midnight

Not much point in having a tail unless it's prehensile.

Wouldn't it get cold in winter ?

Vita nova

Akrasia wrote: »

So what do girls do with them then?

It's got several functions; see link
I just picked that one because I thought it was funny.

Ninthlife

Vita nova wrote: »

It's got several functions; see link
I just picked that one because I thought it was funny.

So you only told one tale

jaxxx

If we had tails, then all we'd need to do is rock sharp spiky black hair and we'd be saiyans.

Poor_old_gill

Would you have it hang down outside your trousers or tuck it inside them?
Neither sound overly comfortable

Ficheall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FirqJx3isyU

Wheeliebin30

We used to have tails, hence out tail boned.

No need for them anymore.

SlowBlowin

I dont want a tail, I know I would catch it in my cycle chain.

Zorya

How could you even lie down comfortably on your back? Even sitting would be tricky.

mvl

- That famous pink tail in Orphan Black (can't remember what season though) was totally unsavory - hasn't anyone else thought of it when seeing this thread ?

Can only think of human tail as an anomaly; besides, I read that it would contain no vertebrae, yikes !!!

Ariadne

I was only thinking of this last week when I was watching my cat flick his tail at me in irritation. I was thinking that I'd hate to have my tail give me away every time someone annoys me, I'd be sitting on it the whole time not to give myself away :pac:

It would not be very helpful.

BeerWolf

Sure, if you wanna be a weirdo;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6sHBfHkTpc

:pac: