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Ok, After Hours..

  • 19-02-2019 10:34pm
    #1
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭


    I didnt win the lotto, its possible I've a fatal dose of man flu and I cant sleep..

    So cheer me up, After Hours style


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  • #2
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Seeing as you can type, porn is at your fingertips.


  • #3
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    I didnt win the lotto, its possible I've a fatal dose of man flu and I cant sleep..

    So cheer me up, After Hours style

    Get the OH to suck yer snots.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #4
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I fücked up when topping up tonight. Was supposed to top up by €15 to avail of the payg deal. Accidentally topped up by €10 and can’t afford to top up €15 again till next month. Cheered up yet?


  • #5
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    mad muffin wrote: »
    I fücked up when topping up tonight. Was supposed to top up by €15 to avail of the payg deal. Accidentally topped up by €10 and can’t afford to top up €15 again till next month. Cheered up yet?

    No but porn is at your finger tips


  • #6
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,862 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    I didnt win the lotto, its possible I've a fatal dose of man flu and I cant sleep..

    So cheer me up, After Hours style

    Your grammar is fairly decent.


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  • #7
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Feisar wrote: »
    Get the OH to suck yer snots.

    Porn and snot sucking..

    I bet there is a snot fetish but im not even trying to look if up


  • #8
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    No but porn is at your finger tips

    Hey that's my fvcking line.


  • #9
    Four Phucs Ache
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Four Phucs Ache


    Count how many hairs are on your left elbow, then count how many hairs are on your right elbow.

    Then rub deep heat on your neck.

    Whatever elbow has more hairs , turn over onto that side.

    Asleep in minutes.


  • #10
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    No but porn is at your finger tips

    Porn is always at my fingertips ;)


  • #11
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Kevin Finnerty wrote: »
    Hey that's my fvcking line.

    I shamelessy robbed it

    I wanted to see what it was like to be you for a moment


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  • #12
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Something to think about.

    Which is bigger - a little or a lot?


  • #13
    mvl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭mvl


    Think it could be you in Tenthlife - stick with the pr0n for now :cool:


  • #14
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Four Phucs Ache wrote: »
    Count how many hairs are on your left elbow, then count how many hairs are on your right elbow.

    Then rub deep heat on your neck.

    Whatever elbow has more hairs , turn over onto that side.

    Asleep in minutes.

    Do i rub deep heat on my neck with my elbow?

    Could be difficult


  • #15
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    I shamelessy robbed it

    I wanted to see what it was like to be you for a moment

    Xvi...com best of the lot.


  • #16
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Kevin Finnerty wrote: »
    Xvi...com best of the lot.

    If it doesnt have midgets which look like famous people with farm animals i aint interested


  • #17
    Kevin Finnerty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    If it doesnt have midgets which look like famous people with farm animals i aint interested

    I didn't recognise anyone.


  • #18
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Kevin Finnerty wrote: »
    I didn't recognise anyone.

    Hard to find vertically challenged celebrity look alike porn stars these days


  • #19
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,214 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I stole €300 worth of clothes from Penneys!


  • #20
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Berties_Horse wrote: »
    OK, Connery.

    Sean Connery?


  • #21
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I stole €300 worth of clothes from Penneys!

    Take a pic wearing them all asleep in a garda station


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