Sensation breaking news. Katie Price hasn't booked fanny surgery.

orourkeda1977

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/katie-price-denies-shes-booked-14003877

I'm sure that youre all delighted to hear that Katie has a nice healthy vadge.

riffmongous

That's all so messed up.. her ma is dying and she has to deny getting va-j-j surgery, but it seems to be all a ruse to get more attention for her upcoming reality tv show where she'll be hanging out with the aforementioned dying mother, wtf

Sad to see in the link that Jedward's mother also died recently though

Stone Gossard

I'd imagine her fanny looks like a ripped out fireplace!

Boom_Bap

Stone Gossard wrote: »

I'd imagine her fanny looks like a ripped out fireplace!

DEFTLEFTHAND

eew. Why publise that?

Effects

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

I'm sure that youre all delighted to hear that Katie has a nice healthy vadge.

Keep it to yourself next time.

riffmongous wrote: »

That's all so messed up.. her ma is dying and she has to deny getting va-j-j surgery, but it seems to be all a ruse to get more attention for her upcoming reality tv show where she'll be hanging out with the aforementioned dying mother, wtf

It's her job. I know when my Ma was dying of cancer I still had to go to work.

DEFTLEFTHAND

riffmongous wrote: »

That's all so messed up.. her ma is dying and she has to deny getting va-j-j surgery, but it seems to be all a ruse to get more attention for her upcoming reality tv show where she'll be hanging out with the aforementioned dying mother, wtf

Sad to see in the link that Jedward's mother also died recently though

Yeah sad to hear their mam. Looked to be only a young woman.

Effects

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Yeah sad to hear their mam. Looked to be only a young woman.

Jordan is 40 so the ma can't be young.

Signore Fancy Pants

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The problem with this picture is...I'd eat that.

TheValeyard

/internet for today

Flyingsnowball

Fanny like an abandoned rainbow rapid.

Gimme A Pound

Designa vagina

DEFTLEFTHAND

Effects wrote: »

Jordan is 40 so the ma can't be young.

No Jedward's mam died today.

Boom_Bap

Dale Doback wrote: »

The problem with this picture is...I'd eat that.

I have before, they are rather nice. Arby's if you're ever back in the US of A land.

Pauliedragon

If I was to ride her I'd have about 8 rubbers on cause god knows what diseases she's carrying so designer vag or not it wouldn't make much of a difference.

Effects

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I have before, they are rather nice. Arby's if you're ever back in the US of A land.

Too much meat in a bun. No thanks!

Signore Fancy Pants

Effects wrote: »

Too much meat in a bun. No thanks!

GET OUT!

Heathen.

Stone Gossard

Effects wrote: »

Keep it to yourself next time.



It's her job. I know when my Ma was dying of cancer I still had to go to work.

I would presume that you didn't drag your ma to work with you and put her on camera for the nation to see as she was dying?

orourkeda1977

Pauliedragon wrote: »

If I was to ride her I'd have about 8 rubbers on cause god knows what diseases she's carrying so designer vag or not it wouldn't make much of a difference.

You'd want to pack some powerful jimmies on your flute for that mission

Sorry about that

Teenage boy vibe to this thread, really disgusting, she's pretty messed up, leave her alone.

Effects

Stone Gossard wrote: »

I would presume that you didn't drag your ma to work with you and put her on camera for the nation to see as she was dying?

No. But I did use it to get out of a few days of work that I still got paid for.
So kind of the same thing.

Andrew00

Sorry about that wrote: »

Teenage boy vibe to this thread, really disgusting, she's pretty messed up, leave her alone.

Stop crying it’s a bit of craic

Edgware

Effects wrote: »

Jordan is 40 so the ma can't be young.

Probably 52 or 53

GolfNut33

She's well past her best now but she was gorgeous in her younger days.

MMyers

GolfNut33 wrote: »

She's well past her best now but she was gorgeous in her younger days.

I'm not so sure she was ever gorgeous, but was a nice looking woman in her younger days

Jonybgud

A 9 month loop, must be a record somewhere.

decky1

Stone Gossard wrote: »

I'd imagine her fanny looks like a ripped out fireplace!

she said onetime on tv that it was 'like a cave down there' :eek:

EmmetSpiceland

decky1 wrote: »

she said onetime on tv that it was 'like a cave down there' :eek:

Was it not that she commented on an audience member who’s boyfriend was packing some serious “heat”, saying to her ‘you must have a bucket!’?

Sardonicat

Very disappointed in this thread. My sensation hasn't been broken at all.

Pinch Flat

Pounded more times than flatleys rehearsal stage

anewme

This thread is a typical example of cyber bullying.

From start to finish.

I really don't like the word 'f***y'..

Jonybgud

anewme wrote: »

This thread is a typical example of cyber bullying.

From start to finish.

Oh god, we've triggered a snowflake..

anewme

Jonybgud wrote: »

Oh god, we've triggered a snowflake..

I'm just a person old enough to believe in respect and compassion for others.

See your "snowflake" cringey language , shove it up your high hole as far as you can and then some.

Mocking others less fortunate was always bullying, always will be.

Jonybgud

anewme wrote: »

I'm just a person old enough to believe in respect and compassion for others.

See your "snowflake" cringey language , shove it up your high hole as far as you can and then some.

Mocking others less fortunate was always bullying, always will be.

The high one's full, can I use the low one?

And before you have a complete meltdown on behalf of some z list celebs kid, actually read what your getting upset about.

Bobblehats

anewme wrote: »

Mocking others less fortunate was always bullying, always will be.

I don’t get it she’s financially stable enough. Did she get dumped by Quentin Fortune too?

anewme

Jonybgud wrote: »

The high one's full, can I use the low one?

And before you have a complete meltdown on behalf of some z list celebs kid, actually read what your getting upset about.

No meltdown.

Just zero tolerance for fools using words like "snowflake" or "triggered" to anyone who speaks out about mocking a disabled lad whether his mother is "z" list or not.

Quantum Erasure

Sardonicat wrote: »

Very disappointed in this thread. My sensation hasn't been broken at all.

how about now....

Mysterypunter

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

how about now....

Good looking girl there, mad as a hatter though, looks ragged now, all the surgery is surely related to some form of mental illness

Ted_YNWA

Mod

I have removed a few posts. This is not the place to be discussing Harvey in.

MMyers

Definetly think Katie suffers from some sort of mental health issues, as someone who suffers from bad mental health I wish her all the best

decky1

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Was it not that she commented on an audience member who’s boyfriend was packing some serious “heat”, saying to her ‘you must have a bucket!’?

fairly sure it was a 'Cave' cave, cave cave, ave ave ave , ve, ve, ve:D

MMyers

Signore Fancy Pants wrote: »

The problem with this picture is...I'd eat that.

Don't you like Katie?

pgj2015

GolfNut33 wrote: »

She's well past her best now but she was gorgeous in her younger days.

no, she always looked like a Gyppo if you ask me.

Mad_maxx

pgj2015 wrote: »

no, she always looked like a Gyppo if you ask me.

Jordan is huge with the tinkers, seen as the epitome of style

MMyers

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Jordan is huge with the tinkers, seen as the epitome of style

Big fan of KP then?

ebbsy

It would be like throwing a caber down Henry Street.