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RIP Marmalade

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  • #2
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    She's off to the big hen house in the sky.


  • #3
    Alun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,499 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    How can a hen deliver live chicks? :confused:


  • #4
    ToBeFrank123
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    Chickened out of this life I see...


  • #5
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    A most foul ending


  • #6
    floatwinner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭floatwinner


    Marma Laid.


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  • #7
    KevRossi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,508 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    She's off to the big hen house in the sky.

    More like the big KFC in Blanchardstown.


  • #8
    railer201
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    Why is a hen's egg more pointed at one end ?

    So its hole won't close with a pop.


  • #9
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    What's the difference between marmalade and jam?


  • #10
    DJIMI TRARORE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,718 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    super_furry wrote:
    What's the difference between marmalade and jam?


    Don't go there


  • #11
    railer201
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭railer201


    super_furry wrote: »
    What's the difference between marmalade and jam?

    Go on, I'll bite !


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  • #12
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    railer201 wrote: »
    Go on, I'll bite !

    Ones made from oranges, the other from berries.


  • #13
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Obviously rode to death.


  • #14
    Vita nova
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 755 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    She got to the other side.

    RIP Marmalade.


  • #15
    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Had an egg-citing life :)


  • #16
    Bob Gray
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 64 ✭✭Bob Gray


    Maybe she just had an ubh.


  • #17
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Alun wrote: »
    How can a hen deliver live chicks? :confused:

    Show some respect Alun. A small bit of research will show that this particular hen was a mammal.

    With feelings.

    And morals.


  • #18
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    He added that he could not bear to have his prized hen buried on his farm. He intends to have Marmalade stuffed by a taxidermist and mounted in a glass cage at a cost of €900.
    Burying the hen would be a bit morbid alright. Far better to have her in a case where you can look at her corpse anytime you want. That's what we did with my father when he died.


  • #19
    Credit Checker Moose
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭Credit Checker Moose


    Marmalade was the answer to coundown's teatime teaser today.


  • #20
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Suicide apparently. She'd just had un oeuf.


  • #21
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I really fear for this woman when her chicken dies. It's like her son.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTPBcrmST58


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  • #22
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    I really fear for this woman when her chicken dies. It's like her son.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTPBcrmST58


    Invasion of the sentient beings.


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