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    #2
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,806 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    In before the "would you rather your oil be stolen, or your oil be stolen and a hole drilled in your tank?" comment..


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    magentis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,249 ✭✭✭magentis


    Basq wrote: »
    In before the "would you rather your oil be stolen, or your oil be stolen and a hole drilled in your tank?" comment..

    Someone is bound to come in with that boring comment.


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    antodeco
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    magentis wrote: »
    Someone is bound to come in with that boring comment.

    That's a hole other conversation


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    DavyC2
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    antodeco wrote: »
    That's a hole other conversation

    Tanks for that comment


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    bored_newbie
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    Basq wrote: »
    In before the "would you rather your oil be stolen, or your oil be stolen and a hole drilled in your tank?" comment..

    I keep a decoy tank full of houshold urine just in case.


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    slave1
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    bored_newbie wrote: »
    I keep a decoy tank full of houshold urine just in case.

    That's pulling the pi$$

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    machiavellianme
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    Septic


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    #9
    uck51js9zml2yt
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    I think this thread has tanked and needs to be locked 🀣


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    #10
    vicwatson
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    Well Holy God


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    rubadub
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    bored_newbie wrote: »
    I keep a decoy tank full of houshold urine just in case.

    I think this story might be a urban myth, but is still great.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/blundering-thieves-attempting-siphon-fuel-7210647
    Thieves who were attempting to siphon petrol from the tank of a bus got a nasty surprise when they accidentally tapped the SEWAGE tank.

    The visiting tour bus was found with a cap beside it on the ground, showing that the would-be perpetrators managed to remove it.


    But police in Laverton, Western Australia say that when the thief or thieves tried to siphon the fuel from the tank, they got a mouthful of poo instead.

    Laverton Police Sen. Sgt Heath Soutar told Yahoo: “We can infer they beat a very hasty retreat, with a somewhat bitter taste in their mouth.”

    He added that police officers “have absolutely zero interest” in recovering the stolen goods.


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    Marhay70
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭Marhay70


    rubadub wrote: »
    I think this story might be a urban myth, but is still great.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/blundering-thieves-attempting-siphon-fuel-7210647

    Can't imagine buses running on petrol in this day and age, still you never know with the Aussies. The rest of it is straight out of Father Ted:)


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    uck51js9zml2yt
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    Marhay70 wrote: »
    Can't imagine buses running on petrol in this day and age, still you never know with the Aussies. The rest of it is straight out of Father Ted:)

    Are you doubting the veracity of Fr Ted?


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    Marhay70
    Registered Users Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭Marhay70


    June Angry Minicam wrote: »
    Are you doubting the veracity of Fr Ted?

    Never, and I'm prepared to swear to that on the Holy Stone of Clonrichert.


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    Skerries
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    you need to swear on a class 2 or higher relic
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