tanklok

lardarse

oil tank lock

Down to 17.99

https://www.mcmahons.ie/oil-tank-lock

Basq

In before the "would you rather your oil be stolen, or your oil be stolen and a hole drilled in your tank?" comment..

magentis

Basq wrote: »

In before the "would you rather your oil be stolen, or your oil be stolen and a hole drilled in your tank?" comment..

Someone is bound to come in with that boring comment.

antodeco

magentis wrote: »

Someone is bound to come in with that boring comment.

That's a hole other conversation

DavyC2

antodeco wrote: »

That's a hole other conversation

Tanks for that comment

bored_newbie

Basq wrote: »

In before the "would you rather your oil be stolen, or your oil be stolen and a hole drilled in your tank?" comment..

I keep a decoy tank full of houshold urine just in case.

slave1

bored_newbie wrote: »

I keep a decoy tank full of houshold urine just in case.

That's pulling the pi$$

machiavellianme

Septic

uck51js9zml2yt

I think this thread has tanked and needs to be locked 🀣

vicwatson

Well Holy God

rubadub

bored_newbie wrote: »

I keep a decoy tank full of houshold urine just in case.

I think this story might be a urban myth, but is still great.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/blundering-thieves-attempting-siphon-fuel-7210647

Thieves who were attempting to siphon petrol from the tank of a bus got a nasty surprise when they accidentally tapped the SEWAGE tank.

The visiting tour bus was found with a cap beside it on the ground, showing that the would-be perpetrators managed to remove it.


But police in Laverton, Western Australia say that when the thief or thieves tried to siphon the fuel from the tank, they got a mouthful of poo instead.

Laverton Police Sen. Sgt Heath Soutar told Yahoo: “We can infer they beat a very hasty retreat, with a somewhat bitter taste in their mouth.”

He added that police officers “have absolutely zero interest” in recovering the stolen goods.

Marhay70

rubadub wrote: »

I think this story might be a urban myth, but is still great.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/blundering-thieves-attempting-siphon-fuel-7210647

Can't imagine buses running on petrol in this day and age, still you never know with the Aussies. The rest of it is straight out of Father Ted:)

uck51js9zml2yt

Marhay70 wrote: »

Can't imagine buses running on petrol in this day and age, still you never know with the Aussies. The rest of it is straight out of Father Ted:)

Are you doubting the veracity of Fr Ted?

Marhay70

June Angry Minicam wrote: »

Are you doubting the veracity of Fr Ted?

Never, and I'm prepared to swear to that on the Holy Stone of Clonrichert.

Skerries

you need to swear on a class 2 or higher relic