God and the Devil News

upupup

News just in that God and the Devil have made up,put their differences behind them and hugged it out.
Hell is closed and the fires have been Quenched(big thanks to the Orc fire crew).Satan is moving back to his old home in Heaven.The Demons and all Satans crew will be joining him in Heaven after some integration classes.
The Souls in hell will be relocated before going to Heaven,probably to purgatory until all the paperwork is satisfied for "Heaven"

God has also apoligised to All on planet Earth for the lack of information about "Life" and allowing "Freewill" to do the things it has done:(
Jesus is setting up a twitter and instagram account for his Dad so no need to pray anymore.. Jesus said "The last time I prayed was before my crucifixtion and look what happened" but he had a very strange look in his eye..??

Jesus said "Look,,,,Dad is forty or fifty Quadrulant years old so give him a break,he tried his best but his silly argument with Satan over "Good and Evil" stressed him out and he lost interest in Earth.
We asked Jesus if he would be taking control of Earth from God but he just smiled and ascended into Heaven.

News from our Buddhist reporter is that Buddah is also in secret talks with nothing or nobody.??????????

RMAOK

What?

hatrickpatrick

Was this peace brokered by The Hungry Referee?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg13cSrWSpw

Sam Quentin

wot.,,you smokin sheeeet skunk.

Outlaw Pete

Sounds like a new Chris De Burgh song.

Dakotabigone

Berties_Horse wrote: »

It's one in the morning, let's sneak this sh1te sandwich past the censors.

Are you referencing the op?

upupup

Sam Quentin wrote: »

wot.,,you smokin sheeeet skunk.

not Skunk,,,White Widow,homegrown:cool::D

upupup

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Sounds like a new Chris De Burgh song.

I'm Chris de Burgs love child.....my Ma was the Lady in Beige.

yerwanthere123

upupup wrote: »

News just in that God and the Devil have made up,put their differences behind them and hugged it out.
Hell is closed and the fires have been Quenched(big thanks to the Orc fire crew).Satan is moving back to his old home in Heaven.The Demons and all Satans crew will be joining him in Heaven after some integration classes.
The Souls in hell will be relocated before going to Heaven,probably to purgatory until all the paperwork is satisfied for "Heaven"

God has also apoligised to All on planet Earth for the lack of information about "Life" and allowing "Freewill" to do the things it has done:(
Jesus is setting up a twitter and instagram account for his Dad so no need to pray anymore.. Jesus said "The last time I prayed was before my crucifixtion and look what happened" but he had a very strange look in his eye..??

Jesus said "Look,,,,Dad is forty or fifty Quadrulant years old so give him a break,he tried his best but his silly argument with Satan over "Good and Evil" stressed him out and he lost interest in Earth.
We asked Jesus if he would be taking control of Earth from God but he just smiled and ascended into Heaven.

News from our Buddhist reporter is that Buddah is also in secret talks with nothing or nobody.??????????

aziz

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Sounds like a new Chris De Burgh song.

Are they still playing chess

Sephiroth_dude

Ass milk

Tiguan Joe

upupup wrote: »

not Skunk,,,White Widow,homegrown:cool::D

Buford T. Justice XIX

upupup wrote: »

News just in that God and the Devil have made up,put their differences behind them and hugged it out.
Hell is closed and the fires have been Quenched(big thanks to the Orc fire crew).Satan is moving back to his old home in Heaven.The Demons and all Satans crew will be joining him in Heaven after some integration classes.
The Souls in hell will be relocated before going to Heaven,probably to purgatory until all the paperwork is satisfied for "Heaven"

God has also apoligised to All on planet Earth for the lack of information about "Life" and allowing "Freewill" to do the things it has done:(
Jesus is setting up a twitter and instagram account for his Dad so no need to pray anymore.. Jesus said "The last time I prayed was before my crucifixtion and look what happened" but he had a very strange look in his eye..??

Jesus said "Look,,,,Dad is forty or fifty Quadrulant years old so give him a break,he tried his best but his silly argument with Satan over "Good and Evil" stressed him out and he lost interest in Earth.
We asked Jesus if he would be taking control of Earth from God but he just smiled and ascended into Heaven.

News from our Buddhist reporter is that Buddah is also in secret talks with nothing or nobody.??????????

Man, that's old news....
https://twitter.com/ThatBloke_Jesus/status/1086975455574585345

TheValeyard

God, the Devil and Bob was a good show.

Deebles McBeebles

I'd put money on upupup not being upupup til the afternoon.

Bigbagofcans

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Man, that's old news....
https://twitter.com/ThatBloke_Jesus/status/1086975455574585345

Once you "pop" you can't stop.

upupup

BREAKING NEWS!...Satan breaks his silence

“We’ve some awful pricks down here, let me tell you, but I would rather genuflect to God himself before I let any of those steaming piles of cancer puss pass through my gates,” a worried looking Satan explained.
http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2019/02/07/we-have-standards-here-satan-distances-himself-from-brexiteers/