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Lesbian in a mans body

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  • #2
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    How did she get in there?


  • #3
    floatwinner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 113 ✭✭floatwinner


    What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? An octopus.


  • #4
    Muckka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭Muckka


    I identify as a basketball.


  • #5
    decky1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 975 ✭✭✭decky1


    love them, sure i'm all the time watching documentaries about them [well i keep telling myself their documentaries.]


  • #6
    saintsaltynuts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapus.


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  • #7
    Muckka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭Muckka


    saintsaltynuts wrote: »
    What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapus.

    Have you heard of the Zukalotakrock : D


  • #8
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    Its the indo

    Someone probably wrote it drunk at 3am


  • #9
    RMAOK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,237 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Was there a famous comedian a number of years ago who said he felt like a lesbian in a man's body? Might have been Eddie izzard, but I'm not sure.


  • #10
    pleas advice
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice




  • #11
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Was there a famous comedian a number of years ago who said he felt like a lesbian in a man's body? Might have been Eddie izzard, but I'm not sure.

    yes it was,

    whats the story with him anyway? is he gay, bi, straight......or just plain weird?


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    fryup wrote: »
    yes it was,

    whats the story with him anyway? is he gay, bi, straight......or just plain weird?

    Straight transvestite.


  • #13
    Dakotabigone
    Site Banned Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Dakotabigone


    Different strokes for different folks


  • #14
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Winty wrote: »
    Did Mary from the Indo fall for this joke or I am missing something?

    Are all straight men not lesbian's? I know I am.


    https://www.independent.ie/style/sex-relationships/dear-mary-im-a-lesbian-in-a-mans-body-37726207.html

    That's hilarious.

    Though it's a sad indictment of the state of the world that the agony aunt took it seriously. Bet some young lad wrote it in as a dare or something. The wife with Aspergers is a nice touch.


  • #15
    goose2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    i love the expression on the stock photo psychiatrist's face. "Well Holy God!"


  • #16
    s7ryf3925pivug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    Trans people have brains that are physically similar to the brains of the gender they identify as. It's disparate from sexuality.


  • #17
    Muckka
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 498 ✭✭Muckka


    Malaya Mysterious Grey wrote: »
    Trans people have brains that are physically similar to the brains of the gender they identify as. It's disparate from sexuality.

    What about people who identify as cat's, basketball's and other odd thing's.

    I know a guy who used to be a girl, but now identifies with being a guy.
    But yet is in a relationship with a guy.

    Each to their own, it's quite acceptable in Iran.

    But people who identify as everyday objects and animals are probably on a different journey.


  • #18
    Dial Hard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,225 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Gravelly wrote: »
    Though it's a sad indictment of the state of the world that the agony aunt took it seriously. Bet some young lad wrote it in as a dare or something. The wife with Aspergers is a nice touch.

    I wouldn't bet on it. I've long been convinced that both the questions and answers to the Indo's advice column are written by a bunch of subs after their Friday afternoon liquid lunch.


  • #19
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    I wouldn't bet on it. I've long been convinced that both the questions and answers to the Indo's advice column are written by a bunch of subs after their Friday afternoon liquid lunch.
    There is no doubt about it, total fraud.


  • #20
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    floatwinner wrote: »
    What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? An octopus.

    Octopussy


  • #21
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,313 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    A transwoman


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  • #22
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,313 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I think the advice column in the Irish Daily star and the British equivalent are the same.


  • #23
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,073 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Was there a famous comedian a number of years ago who said he felt like a lesbian in a man's body? Might have been Eddie izzard, but I'm not sure.
    I don't know about a comedian, but I have a strong memory of an episode of Friends in which Chandler says that about himself ...

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #24
    ceadaoin.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,451 ✭✭✭ceadaoin.


    Ahwell wrote: »
    Straight transvestite.

    Pretty sure he now identifies as a transgender woman


  • #25
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Surely being a lesbian in a man's body is what a lesbian wants.
    You want women, men want women? Where's the problem?


  • #26
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Gravelly wrote: »
    That's hilarious.

    Though it's a sad indictment of the state of the world that the agony aunt took it seriously. Bet some young lad wrote it in as a dare or something. The wife with Aspergers is a nice touch.

    I'd be amazed if the letters weren't written and answered by the same person
    doing work experience.


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