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Listening to Caitriona Perry

  • 11-01-2019 11:19am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭


    I find it hard to listen to her. I just see this blonde thing talking and start thinking "gee, I wonder what her boobies would look like". I always end up missing out on the story.

    I'm not quite sure what it is about her. I think it's that she's too young. Or maybe she she's too vain.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭LessOutragePlz


    I wonder what her boobies would look like". I always end up missing out on the story.

    I'm not quite sure what it is about her. I think it's that she's too young.

    Is it just her specifically that you have this problem with since every woman on the planet has "boobies" that could distract you.

    Also she is 38 which is not too young at all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭GBX


    What was the story about again


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,130 ✭✭✭Ricosruffneck


    The lisp gets me, but also the inability to ask tough questions.

    But she's worked on it since starting. The lisp I mean.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭Red_Wake


    I used to have the same problem with Dobbo.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Red_Wake wrote: »
    I used to have the same problem with Dobbo.

    He's gone very saggy lately though - needs to get fitted for a good bra.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭Women without Makeup


    Is it just her specifically that you have this problem with since every woman on the planet has "boobies" that could distract you.

    Also she is 38 which is not too young at all.
    For Christ's sake, it's not every woman's boobies that are distracting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    OP... life hack, listen with your ears.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    You seem to be insinuating that Caitriona Perry is attractive!

    Are you insane?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    My biggest issue is that. she. reads. the. news. like. this. No real flow to it, she's Ron Burgundy "how put a question mark on the prompter" levels.

    That and the 's', not sure if its a lisp or a female media thing, it's very noticeable, especially on alot of radio voiceovers, presenters and news readers.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    As I mentioned in another thread, she seems like a lady who was zero craic in college.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,758 ✭✭✭Laois_Man


    I never understand why RTE seem to push her as the lead anchor when Keelin Shanley is far superior to her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,641 ✭✭✭✭Green&Red


    Laois_Man wrote: »
    I never understand why RTE seem to push her as the lead anchor when Keelin Shanley is far superior to her!

    If you were going to be distracted by eithers looks it would be Keelins


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    and start thinking "gee"
    yes I'm often thinking the same


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Bring back Anne Doyle. Still would.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    Bring back Anne Doyle. Still would.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    I find it hard to listen to her. I just see this blonde thing talking and start thinking "gee, I wonder what her boobies would look like". I always end up missing out on the story.

    I'm not quite sure what it is about her. I think it's that she's too young.

    Gee and tits in the one post.
    Subliminal thinking OP.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭Women without Makeup


    Laois_Man wrote: »
    You seem to be insinuating that Caitriona Perry is attractive!

    Are you insane?
    She looks alright from straight on. But that nose of hers doesn't look good from the side.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    My toddler is fascinated by Gerry Murphy. Anytime he presents the weather she can't take her eyes off him.
    Spotted him looking extremely paranoid hurrying through the crowds at Guns N Roses. He has a tiny head, like Beetlejuice tiny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Drifter50


    She strikes me as "You can look but you can`t touch"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭Skyfloater


    The problem is her voice is too high pitched.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,868 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    Was watching her earlier interviewing Boris and thinking my god she's tiny she's only taking up half the seat meanwhile Boris is filling the seat - so it looks like big boobies but it's because the rest of her is tiny so accentuating certain things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Her weak chin is awful.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 28 welltodo


    she spent 3 years calling out trump and then when he gave her a small compliment she was literally dripping all over the oval office


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 28 welltodo


    Her weak chin is awful.


    from what i hear that doesnt stop her hoovering up massive lines of coke, iykwim


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1 mary0306


    Skyfloater wrote: »
    The problem is her voice is too high pitched.

    No it's that lisp and awful chin.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 28 welltodo


    mary0306 wrote: »
    No it's that lisp and awful chin.
    You dont look at the mantlepiece when your poking the fire


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    she's got no chin, at all like


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭vladmydad


    The two women on Rte news are awful. Both have pertruding teeth and as a result a lisp. Also this horrible trend of trying to make personalities out of news anchors is a major part in the growing distrust in news. I want old fashioned personality-less bores just telling me the facts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 76 ✭✭seaking


    I watch the tv3 news then the 6 o clock show on tv3 after the news . much better . that cathrina perry get,s on my wick . spent to much time in the states thinks she,s all that . bring back DOBO & SHARON .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    I find it hard to listen to her. I just see this blonde thing talking and start thinking "gee, I wonder what her boobies would look like". I always end up missing out on the story.

    I'm not quite sure what it is about her. I think it's that she's too young. Or maybe she she's too vain.

    I've ran with her (she's a pretty good runner with a sub 20min 5k), she's got a whooper arse on her too.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,470 ✭✭✭Whereisgalway


    Her weak chin is awful.

    She says she can do everything a man can......Wonder if she can grow a beard?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭Women without Makeup


    She says she can do everything a man can......Wonder if she can grow a beard?
    Did she have the nerve to say that. After 99.9% of inventions being by men, she actually had the nerve to say that.

    I'd love to put a guitar or kango hammer in her hands and see what the b1tch can do with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,434 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Did she have the nerve to say that. After 99.9% of inventions being by men, she actually had the nerve to say that.

    I'd love to put a guitar or kango hammer in her hands and see what the b1tch can do with it.
    you should be locked up ...weirdo


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    I just googled her - a perfectly nice looking, or unremarkable looking at worst, woman. Nothing in the slightest wrong with her chin (wtf?) or nose.

    Bang of the "elbows too pointy" meme off some of these posts.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭Women without Makeup


    you should be locked up ...weirdo
    Do elaborate!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭Women without Makeup


    she's got no chin, at all like
    True


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,005 ✭✭✭✭AlekSmart



    Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.

    Charles Mackay (1812-1889)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    On the images I find of her, there it is - a chin. Obviously she does have one because if she didn't it'd be a matter for a medical professional of consultant level.

    When straws like that are clutched, you can be sure the person being slated is not bad looking at all.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    I can't listen to her. Scratchy irritating voice.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Saw Vivienne Traynor, who's usually the legal reporter, reading the RTÉ news one day about a month ago. Just lovely.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Saw Vivienne Traynor, who's usually the legal reporter, reading the RTÉ news one day about a month ago. Just lovely.

    Got her hair done nice too, a soft bob.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭Women without Makeup


    dense wrote: »
    Got her hair done nice too, a soft bob.
    Oh you're that one who avoided my last question in the fluoride thread.

    Her hair is too blonde. It's distracting and attention seeking.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 87 ✭✭Women without Makeup


    Green&Red wrote: »
    If you were going to be distracted by eithers looks it would be Keelins
    Definitely, but we all know which one would look better naked!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 36 AntiClimax


    Definitely, but we all know which one would look better naked!
    Comment reported


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,902 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Green&Red wrote: »
    If you were going to be distracted by eithers looks it would be Keelins


    :eek: She looks like PJ Gallagher in a wig !!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    AntiClimax wrote: »
    Comment reported

    Well done. We need moral guardians of your calibre to protect our minds from unpure thoughts.
    You going to the book burning tonight?


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