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How Golf Nuts Are You Quiz ?
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10-01-2019 8:59pm#1Ok we post on the forum here – we talk and think about golf , but for a bit of fun - take the golf nuts quiz.
A different type of thread.
1 point for a Yes – 0 Points for a no – ½ a point for rather not answer.
-1 for some questions.
1) Have you dreamt about golf ?
2) Do you play all year round ?
3) Have you taken a day off work for golf ?
4) Have you lied about where you are – when on a golf course ?
5) Have you played golf at work -
6) Have you purchased a golf item – knowing it is daft
7) Have you played 36 holes in one day
8) Have you gone actually looking for golf balls
9) Have you hit a golf ball on a beach
10) Have you played in the dark or snow.
11) Have you played in all 4 Provinces
12) Have you gone for a 2nd bucket at the range
13) Have you got injured from golf
14) Have you played golf injured
15) Have you aimed at the ball collector cart at the range (-1 for a yes)
16) Have you worn golf shoes off the course
17) Have you played on 3 continents
18) Have you been to a full Professional European Tour Event
19) Have you been to a USPGA event
20) Have you been to a Major – extra point for the Masters
21) Did you ever lose a job, a girlfriend or wife over golf (Im hoping a no here – lol) - Extra point for a yes here.
22) Have you played drunk (-1)
23) Have you played in the first group / tee time of the day
24) Have you played at two different courses in one day
25) Have you broken a golf club on the course (deliberate) (-1 for a yes here)
26) Have you stolen a golf ball on the course (-1)
27) Have you hit someone with a golf ball (-1)
28) Have you played golf on a family holiday
29) Have you been a club captain or president
30) Have you watched You Tube golf videos for over 24 hours of your life
Extra detail
Any story – or information about your crazy golf life , it got in on you ? , you love it, you hate it – anything.
Scoring
10 points or less – Well done, your perfectly sane , but love the game.
11 to 20 points you can justify the Galvin green and Prov1s.
21 to 25 Watch out guys Ian Poulter on the way
26 to 30 Padraig Harrington – watch out, and I think you are lying as not sure 26 is possible.1
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newindublin wrote: »Any quiz where you add and subtract points for answers is not going to give a clear result.
I scored 10.
Sorry - it was 1/2 joking.
Note to self.
Work on quiz and humor.0 -
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FixdePitchmark wrote: »(sorry) - you get bored on 2nd bucket:D
13pts for me. It would have been higher if it wasn't for those subtractions
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1) Have you dreamt about golf ? - Yes
2) Do you play all year round ? - Yes
3) Have you taken a day off work for golf ? - Yes
4) Have you lied about where you are – when on a golf course ? - yes
(regularly)
5) Have you played golf at work - yes
6) Have you purchased a golf item – knowing it is daft - yes loads
7) Have you played 36 holes in one day - yes and more
8) Have you gone actually looking for golf balls - yes
9) Have you hit a golf ball on a beach - yes
10) Have you played in the dark or snow. - yes (to both)
11) Have you played in all 4 Provinces - yes
12) Have you gone for a 2nd bucket at the range - yes
13) Have you got injured from golf- yes
14) Have you played golf injured - yes
15) Have you aimed at the ball collector cart at the range (-1 for a yes) - yes
(doesnt everybody)
16) Have you worn golf shoes off the course - Yes
17) Have you played on 3 continents - Yes
18) Have you been to a full Professional European Tour Event - Yes
19) Have you been to a USPGA event - No
20) Have you been to a Major – extra point for the Masters - Yes (The Open 2016)
21) Did you ever lose a job, a girlfriend or wife over golf (Im hoping a no here – lol) - Extra point for a yes here. - No
22) Have you played drunk (-1) - Yes
23) Have you played in the first group / tee time of the day - Yes
24) Have you played at two different courses in one day - Yes
25) Have you broken a golf club on the course (deliberate) (-1 for a yes here)
- No
26) Have you stolen a golf ball on the course (-1) - No
27) Have you hit someone with a golf ball (-1) - No
28) Have you played golf on a family holiday - Yes
29) Have you been a club captain or president - No
30) Have you watched You Tube golf videos for over 24 hours of your life -
Yes and some Id say
Think that's 20.0 -
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There's so many questions I could add to this??
Have you ever took a day of work to play golf and said nothing to your other half and leave for work as normal? - Yes loads
Have you purposely put your kids in clubs, like sports, drama so you have a couple of hours to play a few holes? - Yes
Have you ever bunked onto a course to play it? - Yes
Have you got lessons off more than 5 Pro's? - Yes
Have you preached to people who have no interest in golf to try to get them to take it up? - Yes - mates & my son regularly
Have you issues? YES GOLF is Life!
Thanks Fix! ..lol..0 -
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There's so many questions I could add to this??
Have you ever took a day of work to play golf and said nothing to your other half and leave for work as normal? - Yes loads
Have you purposely put your kids in clubs, like sports, drama so you have a couple of hours to play a few holes? - Yes
Have you ever bunked onto a course to play it? - Yes
Have you got lessons off more than 5 Pro's? - Yes
Have you preached to people who have no interest in golf to try to get them to take it up? - Yes - mates & my son regularly
Have you issues? YES GOLF is Life!
Thanks Fix! ..lol..
Glad im not the only one that does this... By the way your all nutters...0 -
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newindublin wrote: »reminds me of that old golf joke:
Two guys are playing golf behind two really slow women. Finally, one guy offers to speed things up and walks down the fairway to tell the women to get a move on. But halfway to the women, he turns around and comes back to his buddy.
"I couldn't say anything," he explains. "One was my wife and the other was my mistress."
"No problem, I'll handle it," his pal says. But after going halfway down the fairway toward the women, he, too, stops. He comes back and says to his buddy: "Small world, isn't it?"
As we try move towards equality in golf
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1) Have you dreamt about golf ? Yes
2) Do you play all year round ? Yes
3) Have you taken a day off work for golf ? Yes
4) Have you lied about where you are – when on a golf course ? Yes
5) Have you played golf at work - Yes
6) Have you purchased a golf item – knowing it is daft No
7) Have you played 36 holes in one day - Yes
8) Have you gone actually looking for golf balls - No
9) Have you hit a golf ball on a beach - Yes
10) Have you played in the dark or snow. Yes (Dark)
11) Have you played in all 4 Provinces - No (3)
12) Have you gone for a 2nd bucket at the range - Yes
13) Have you got injured from golf - No
14) Have you played golf injured - Yes
15) Have you aimed at the ball collector cart at the range (-1 for a yes) - Of Course
16) Have you worn golf shoes off the course - Yes (to lazy to change after a round !)
17) Have you played on 3 continents - No (2)
18) Have you been to a full Professional European Tour Event - Yes
19) Have you been to a USPGA event - No
20) Have you been to a Major – extra point for the Masters - No
21) Did you ever lose a job, a girlfriend or wife over golf (Im hoping a no here – lol) - Extra point for a yes here - I am encouraged to play and get out of the house ! don't know how I should take that !!!
22) Have you played drunk (-1) - Hungover Drunk count ?
23) Have you played in the first group / tee time of the day - Yes
24) Have you played at two different courses in one day - Yes
25) Have you broken a golf club on the course (deliberate) (-1 for a yes here) - No
26) Have you stolen a golf ball on the course (-1) - No
27) Have you hit someone with a golf ball (-1) - No
28) Have you played golf on a family holiday - Yes
29) Have you been a club captain or president - No
30) Have you watched You Tube golf videos for over 24 hours of your life - No
16 for me ! 0 -
1 point for a Yes – 0 Points for a no – ½ a point for rather not answer.
-1 for some questions.
1) Have you dreamt about golf ? - YES
2) Do you play all year round ? - YES
3) Have you taken a day off work for golf ? - YES
4) Have you lied about where you are – when on a golf course ? - NO
5) Have you played golf at work - YES
6) Have you purchased a golf item – knowing it is daft - YES
7) Have you played 36 holes in one day - NO
8) Have you gone actually looking for golf balls - YES
9) Have you hit a golf ball on a beach - YES
10) Have you played in the dark or snow. - YES
11) Have you played in all 4 Provinces - NO (haven't managed Ulster yet)
12) Have you gone for a 2nd bucket at the range - YES
13) Have you got injured from golf - YES
14) Have you played golf injured - YES
15) Have you aimed at the ball collector cart at the range (-1 for a yes) - YES
16) Have you worn golf shoes off the course - NO
17) Have you played on 3 continents - NO (Only 2 so far, but will tick this one off later this year)
18) Have you been to a full Professional European Tour Event - NO
19) Have you been to a USPGA event - NO
20) Have you been to a Major – extra point for the Masters - NO
21) Did you ever lose a job, a girlfriend or wife over golf (Im hoping a no here – lol) - Extra point for a yes here. - NO
22) Have you played drunk (-1) - NO (have had a couple of drinks on the course, but wouldn't call it drunk)
23) Have you played in the first group / tee time of the day - YES
24) Have you played at two different courses in one day - YES
25) Have you broken a golf club on the course (deliberate) (-1 for a yes here) - NO
26) Have you stolen a golf ball on the course (-1) - NO
27) Have you hit someone with a golf ball (-1) - NO
28) Have you played golf on a family holiday - YES
29) Have you been a club captain or president - NO
30) Have you watched You Tube golf videos for over 24 hours of your life - YES
Score 14
Not too bad0 -
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question 22
on my stag, a week in Vilamoura, 5 games of golf.
The last night was an all night bender and last game was early 8am or so, as we were flying home later that day. My recollection is that after whatever pubs and clubs we were in, some of the lads were in a Villa and we went back there. I think I may have slept on the couch for about half hour tops, but I if I am really honest about it, I don't think I slept at all. The apartment I was staying in was next door to the Old Course. Got home in time to shower and get my golf gear sorted and walk up to the course. It was a hill. I struggled. I don't think I drove the buggy that day 0 -
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