Dry Dick

DEFTLEFTHAND

A question for the men I suppose.



I had an incident last night with my partner and mother of my son. She got horny after the pub and wanted sex.




I had my perfect vid on on pornhub 8 hours before, I pumped off 3 times to it.




When she rolled over to me last night the dick wouldn't start.


I made excuses to go to the bathromm to try and jump start it by thinking of girls around town who I fancy.


But no luck, it was a flat battery.




Had to suffer the indinity of eating her eat instead. I felt like I was raped in a sense.

givyjoe

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

A question for the men I suppose.



I had an incident last night with my partner and mother of my son. She got horny after the pub and wanted sex.




I had my perfect vid on on pornhub 8 hours before, I pumped off 3 times to it.




When she rolled over to me last night the dick wouldn't start.


I made excuses to go to the bathromm to try and jump start it by thinking of girls around town who I fancy.


But no luck, it was a flat battery.




Had to suffer the indinity of eating her eat instead. I felt like was raped in a sense.

Did she sit on your face without permission?

rustynutz

Did you try the choke?

Avatar MIA

What's the question ?

judeboy101

What type of porn? T-girls of Pattaya?

Poor Uncle Tom

Oh Christ!

Now I can't unread it...….. :mad:

Osborne

Sudocrem.

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judeboy101 wrote: »

What type of porn?

Gay it would seem :pac:

EICVD

Next time your wife goes to the pub tell her to call me, I’m waiting!.....

the_pen_turner

Very apt user name.
Did you try your right.


So so much in that post. Where would you start

Very surprised to see a regular poster as the op

KevRossi

Just hope herself isn't a Boardsie.

Uncharted

KevRossi wrote: »

Just hope herself isn't a Boardsie.

Speak for yourself :pac:

Atlantic Dawn

Engine probably flooded from a rake of pints.

TheValeyard

Well, that's enough internet for today.

Mr.Crinklewood

EICVD wrote: »

Next time your wife goes to the pub tell her to call me, I’m waiting!.....

How kind of you. Which bar do you work in,and what food do they serve?

Church on Tuesday

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

A question for the men I suppose.



I had an incident last night with my partner and mother of my son. She got horny after the pub and wanted sex.




I had my perfect vid on on pornhub 8 hours before, I pumped off 3 times to it.




When she rolled over to me last night the dick wouldn't start.


I made excuses to go to the bathromm to try and jump start it by thinking of girls around town who I fancy.


But no luck, it was a flat battery.




Had to suffer the indinity of eating her eat instead. I felt like I was raped in a sense.

3 times?

begbysback

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Well, that's enough internet for today.

Op after the first one, repeat this over and over

DEFTLEFTHAND

Tank was just completely empty.

I felt like a woman. Very low levels of testerone.

I can feel a stir starting to happen now again after 24 hrs. I think I need another good day to get back up to normal levels.

That vid was so class though, couldn't stop jacking off to it.

EICVD

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

How kind of you. Which bar do you work in,and what food do they serve?

I’m a gent to the core. The GW, full menu to chose from, breakfast served too...

foxatron

You wanked off 3 times that day already, what did you expect!

mrcheez

next time try the Deft Right Hand

Ken.

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