Have you ever fallen in love?

sk8erboii

Sweet thing, i hope you know Im wondering where you are.

We met on new years eve at my friend’s dorm room sesh. Her name was Grainne and her eyes were the moon shining in the sky, piercing and grey. keyed and locked - jnto mine and locked as in she was literally drinking vodka.

Who am i really? Just another dirtbag who carries a calculator around. Some engineering schmuck have no chance with the homecoming queen of 2018.

It came to such a surprise, that i drank as much as i did that night. To gather courage to finally approach her. Instead i puked on the side of the road. A hand came on my shoulder and i looked up glassy eyed and delirious. It was her.

‘I care for you’ were the words that dropped from her mouth while puke dropped from mine.

I added her on Facebook. She accepted. Two days later we dated. But we never did. Let me explain, she was dating the captain of the football team, Brad Holt. And if he knew there would be trouble.

We had our rendezvous at night. Real romeo and juliet sh*t. I dropped to my knee and produced a ring. It was something i constructed in the lab made of nickel and bronze. She accepted and i whispered to her ear

‘If i kiss your neck would you slit my throat?’

She was taken aback. Shocked at my proposal.

‘Grainne, the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath id apologize for bleeding on your shirt’

She stood motionless for awhile. Then turned and said:

‘Dont let it go to your head. Boys like you are a dime a dozen’ then she disappeared into the misty Limerick nignt.

Later that night, i threw the ring into the river. Vowing never to fall in love again.



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super_furry

Sounds like a Wheatus song. You know the one, Teenage Dirtbird or something along those lines.

Deebles McBeebles

You spurn my natural emotions
You make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt
And if I start a commotion
I run the risk of losing you and that's worse

Ever fallen in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
Ever fallen in love, in love with someone
You shouldn't have fallen in love with?

Wibbs

super_furry wrote: »

Sounds like a Wheatus song. You know the one, Teenage Dirtbird or something along those lines.

More like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51OB2YoC4sg

Wibbs

Is that Von Bismarck dude looking to hit the teen market?

sk8erboii wrote: »

schmuck .../...homecoming queen of 2018.../...she was dating the captain of the football team, Brad Holt.

Though he appears to going for the Yank teenflic approach.

Foweva Awone

I did.

He was just a skater boi. I said see ya later boi.

sk8erboii

Josie, i hope you know im wondering where you are.

Why say ‘this could work some day’ when you and i both know this is the end? That means let go. Forget your legs around my waist. Forget your hands pressed on my back. Forget the letters that i kept. This is another i wont send.

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Omackeral

Yeah. Let me tell you about it but my emotions are high right now

After acting rehearsals i was in a studio with an attractive blonde classmate and shes teasing me being sexy, just goofin around, we’re acting out a scene. Shes got her bare midriff out and ugh i wanted it but shes outta my league. She says ‘do u know a lot of girls keep pictures of themselves when they were fat? Why do you think that is?’

‘To motivate them?’

Then she came up to me and made out.

‘There. If you can get a girl like me you can get anyone’

Then her boyfriend arrived and they drove off

I get what shes trying to do, like im pretty much the class wallflower but man im not prepared for that and now i feel anxious

Feisar

Do you want to come to a party
My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30
This things at a frat house but the people are cool there
Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there
Would be someone there who would catch my attention
I wasn't out searching for love or affection
So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free
Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party

And then in the backyard some terrible ska band
Someone in the background was doing a keg stand
This place is so lame all these girls look the same
All these guys have no game I wish I would have stayed
In my bed back at home watching TV alone
Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone
Far from people I hate down from anywhere state
Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party

And then I saw her standing there
With green eyes and long blond hair
She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that
She might be the one maybe we'd have some fun
Maybe we'd watch the sun rise
But that night I learned some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chests
And the things they suggest to me

I couldn't believe what this lady was saying
The names she was dropping the games she was playing
She dated this guy who now rides for Black Fly's
How she's down with the Iwise well constructed disguise
Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this
Her volume of makeup her fake tits were tasteless
So I said I'd call her but never would bother
Until I got turned down by another girl at a party

So when you see her standing there
With green eyes and long blonde hair
She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover
This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun
You should just turn and run because you'll find out that
Some girls try too hard

Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard to impress
With the way that they dress
With those things on their chest
And the things they suggest to me

Some girls try too hard
Some girls try too hard

orourkeda1977

Yes. It was the worst experience of my life.

I spent weks trying to work the courage to express this and it blew up in my face in seconds

Deebles McBeebles

sk8erboii wrote: »

Josie, i hope you know im wondering where you are.

We're gonna break out the hats and hooters
When Josie comes home
We're gonna rev up the motor scooters
When Josie comes home to stay

Good thread, if only because you keep reminding me of great songs.

BeerWolf

I fell in love with Indian Food a number of decades back, and still do.

1800_Ladladlad

sk8erboii wrote: »

Sweet thing, i hope you know Im wondering where you are.

We met on new years eve at my friend’s dorm room sesh. Her name was Grainne and her eyes were the moon shining in the sky, piercing and grey. keyed and locked - jnto mine and locked as in she was literally drinking vodka.

Who am i really? Just another dirtbag who carries a calculator around. Some engineering schmuck have no chance with the homecoming queen of 2018.

It came to such a surprise, that i drank as much as i did that night. To gather courage to finally approach her. Instead i puked on the side of the road. A hand came on my shoulder and i looked up glassy eyed and delirious. It was her.

‘I care for you’ were the words that dropped from her mouth while puke dropped from mine.

I added her on Facebook. She accepted. Two days later we dated. But we never did. Let me explain, she was dating the captain of the football team, Brad Holt. And if he knew there would be trouble.

We had our rendezvous at night. Real romeo and juliet sh*t. I dropped to my knee and produced a ring. It was something i constructed in the lab made of nickel and bronze. She accepted and i whispered to her ear

‘If i kiss your neck would you slit my throat?’

She was taken aback. Shocked at my proposal.

‘Grainne, the truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath id apologize for bleeding on your shirt’

She stood motionless for awhile. Then turned and said:

‘Dont let it go to your head. Boys like you are a dime a dozen’ then she disappeared into the misty Limerick nignt.

Later that night, i threw the ring into the river. Vowing never to fall in love again.



‘

Please go back to playing fortnite

Avatar MIA

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Yes. It was the worst experience of my life.

I spent weks trying to work the courage to express this and it blew up in my face in seconds

Premature ejaculation is a curse!

sk8erboii

1800_Ladladlad wrote: »

Please go back to playing fortnite

This guy finna get dabbed on

*dabs*

dr.fuzzenstein

I once gave my love a chicken, it had no bones.
The bone came later.
(you're a lot more relaxed about love when the Sturm and Drang has abated a little in later years)

jimgoose

My love is like a braided hose,
That sprung a leak in June.
My love is like a glasspack 'zorst,
That burbles sweet a tune.

orourkeda1977

Avatar MIA wrote: »

Premature ejaculation is a curse!

I was my flute was big enough to auto fellate.

Trust me, I've checked.

Ariadne

If I were a dog and you were a flower I'd lift up my leg and give you a shower

ebbsy

Yore Ma.

Sirius Boner

orourkeda1977 wrote: »

Yes. It was the worst experience of my life.

I spent weks trying to work the courage to express this and it blew up in my face in seconds

Well at lest you got a handjob out of it!

StereoSound

I got married there recently, never been in love before though.

dr.fuzzenstein

I did once fall in love.
She was a 1984 W123 200. She had a bad diesel conversion, meaning the motor didn't stop when you turned off the key and you had to open the bonnet and pull a lever, the springs were shot, so she sat lower on the right than the left, the steering wheel sat at 10 to 9, the tank was dirty and the lines blocked up, meaning she would coast to a halt every other day and she was as slow as a wet week.
But being my 20-something year old me, there was nothing better in the world than to sit into this rolling sofa, gaze along that magnificent, long bonnet and watch the star rise as you took off.
None of the drawbacks mattered, speed didn't matter, only cruising along in this magnificent old lady was of any importance.
I sadly crashed her due to my own idiotic actions and I was never more heartbroken.
I had another 200 later, a petrol, automatic which had it's own amusing shortcomings, but it's never quite the same again.

mad muffin

I won’t do that

Stacksofwacks

Nope but i fell in lust many times

Outlaw Pete

‘

Spent a good 15 seconds trying to scratch this off my phone's screen.

Lost implants

I lost my heart to a starship trooper.

Ted_YNWA

I lost my heart to a Galway Girl

dr.fuzzenstein

Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day your body rejected the implant and you died.

M.T. Cranium

I fell in love with Ireland. Talk about daft.

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M.T. Cranium wrote: »

I fell in love with Ireland. Talk about daft.

Do you get married and have lots of baby islands ?