Methinks that Popey has been dozing after fine wine, turkey & mince pies

wandererz · 29-12-2018 11:59pm #1

Because i watched "The Last Hangover" on Netflix a few days ago.

And I'm wondering why he hasn't called for a massive fatwa on that film, and perhaps on all of Portugal (or is it Brazil?).

I mean, seriously, that guy defo is not holding his own compared to his peers in other religions.

By now a fatwa should have been issued and resulting disaster commenced, at multiple scales larger than Charlie Hebdo.

Is that guy just not holding his own? Or is he just such a chilled-out, relaxed, easygoing guy?

I mean, he should at least command his followers to begin the next crusade, for Pete's sake!

But instead he's all smiley like, all the time. I bet he ain't never seen any any smiles from his competition.

BBFAN · 30-12-2018 12:03am

You need to lay off the beer until New Years Eve OP.

30-12-2018 12:05am

wandererz wrote: »

Because i watched "The Last Hangover" on Netflix a few days ago.

And I'm wondering why he hasn't called for a massive fatwa on that film, and perhaps on all of Portugal (or is it Brazil?).

I mean, seriously, that guy defo is not holding his own compared to his peers in other religions.

By now a fatwa should have been issued and resulting disaster commenced, at multiple scales larger than Charlie Hebdo.

Is that guy just not holding his own? Or is he just such a chilled-out, relaxed, easygoing guy?

I mean, he should at least command his followers to begin the next crusade, for Pete's sake!

But instead he's all smiley like, all the time. I bet he ain't never seen any any smiles from his competition.

In fairness, Popeye lost all his agg agg agg agg when he caught Olive giving Brutus a good old dose of ohhhh-ohhhhh.

As he says himself, I am’s what I am and that’s all that I am.

He just doesn’t have the fatwa in him I suppose.

Birneybau · 30-12-2018 12:09am

uch · 30-12-2018 12:14am

Me thinks you like Cake

The Crowman · 30-12-2018 12:18am

JayZeus wrote: »

In fairness, Popeye lost all his agg agg agg agg when he caught Olive giving Brutus a good old dose of ohhhh-ohhhhh.

As he says himself, I am’s what I am and that’s all that I am.

He just doesn’t have the fatwa in him I suppose.

Good old Popeye was at his best when he was battering seven shades of shyte out of Brutus. He was emasculated when they did that awful updated version in the 80's where he had a gobshyte of a teenage son and he couldn't be depicted punching anyone.

pleas advice · 30-12-2018 12:23am

BBFAN wrote: »

You need to lay off the beer until New Years Eve OP.

posted on the 30th December

wandererz · 30-12-2018 12:23am

The Crowman wrote: »

Good old Popeye was at his best when he was battering seven shades of shyte out of Brutus. He was emasculated when they did that awful updated version in the 80's where he had a gobshyte of a teenage son and he couldn't be depicted punching anyone.

Never knew (or prhaps forgot) that Popeye had a son. Thanks for the reminder. Will have a refresher.
You are correct though. Too much PC nonsense.

The Crowman · 30-12-2018 12:27am

wandererz wrote: »

Never knew (or prhaps forgot) that Popeye had a son. Thanks for the reminder. Will have a refresher.
You are correct though. Too much PC nonsense.

One of those things that's best forgotten.

wandererz · 30-12-2018 12:30am

Seriously though, check out that title on Netflix & you will crap yourself... or maybe issue your very own fatwa.

If it's the last thing you watch for 2018, let it be this.

(not with the kids though)

30-12-2018 12:34am

wandererz wrote: »

Seriously though, check out that title on Netflix & you will crap yourself... or maybe issue your very own fatwa

Nobody gives a crap.

That’s the simple answer.

Now, go whack off to Olive Oyle there like a good lad and get a good night sleep.

Raheem Euro · 30-12-2018 12:34am

When George Hook retired it became like a bird with one wing.

30-12-2018 12:36am

Raheem Euro wrote: »

When George Hook retired it became like a bird with one wing.

If you say so.

What?

wandererz · 30-12-2018 12:51am

JayZeus wrote: »

If you say so.

What?

"The Last Hangover"

"The Last Hook"

Now stop telling people to whack off unnecessarily. It affects being able to correlate multiple concepts simultaneously.