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Walshb - Ask Me Anything Special

  • 29-12-2018 6:29pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭


    Folks I would like to thank our most prolific poster here for agreeing to do an Ask Me Anything. I asked him a few questions myself and he answered them as follows -


    Favourite TV series: Power
    Favourite Waterford Surname: Power
    Favourite Clint Eastwood film: Absolute Power
    Favourtite Dance Song: I Got the Power
    Favourite Comedy character: Austin Powers
    Favourite Music Genre: Power Ballads
    Favourite Power Ballad: The Love of Power....... edit - it's the Power of Love. Easy to come to that conclusion, all you have to do is change two words and you have it the same as the judg... I mean as I said it originally. I didn't actually make a “mistake” at all. It's all so subjective when the words are that close.
    Word has it you believe the sky is going to fall on our heads: Yes, we just don't have the artillery to hold it off
    But you've been saying this for years and it hasn't happened yet: Well I believe that at some stage it's going to land! And when it does, we won't be able to absorb it.
    I believe you have an unhealthy obsession with two body parts, which ones are they: Toe, Knee
    Favourtie Al Pacino film : The Devil's Advocate
    Favourite place to drive: Roundabouts
    Why? Because you can just drive round and round in circles for hours on end without ever actually going anywhere, while never forgetting to mention favourite body parts.
    But do you not think that's extremely annoying to other road users: Well the road is made for driving and that's what I'm doing. Nothing wrong with that. It's all good fun.
    Are you not afraid you'll ever run out of petrol: Sheesh, that's a fookin obtuse question!
    Haha, you got me there!
    I heard you also believe the world is flat: Yes, I have believed that always.
    I can give you actual proof from countless scientists who have spent their lives studying the fact that it's round, read these links [x][y][z]: Well since I don't believe that it is round, I'm not going to read them.
    Favourite icehockey move: The Power Play
    Favourite Drink: Powerade
    Favourtie Childhood Film: Power Rangers
    Favourite food containers: Tomato cans
    You are aware that an awful lot of those containers are not actually tomato cans? Yeah, but if I had to research the backgrounds of those containers, that would leave me way less time for driving around roundabouts – and you know how much I love doing that!

    Ok, well that seems to be that, thank you very much: No problem and thank you for not mentioning the 'C' word.
    The 'C' word? Yeah, I won't say it.
    Well spell it then: C – O – N – T – R – A – R – I – A - N
    Ah no, sure I had plenty of ammunit... I mean, information without resorting to that: Well I appreciate it. Now obviously I have to reply to this post and pretend to be annoyed. And of course, you have to defend your position. You know, we'll have a back-and-forth and you can say anything just to keep the thread going!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,380 ✭✭✭✭nacho libre


    That's brilliant. I can't stop laughing:D


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