Stones gallbladder? Stones?? Wtf are you thinking????!!!!!

Raging_Ninja

Of all the fúcking things you could do. Of all the things you could make, why the Jesus titty-fúcking Christ did it have to be stones????

And now I have to go and be in not very nice pain and throwing up because you just had to go make fúcking stones. Go fúck yourself and your hipster fúcking stones. And to top it all off I have to go and take all the best parts of food out of my diet to make you happy.

http://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/gall-bladders-day/

Fart

Had a 3mm kidney stone this year, and I thought my appendix was bursting or worse.

Morphine helped a small bit and then a finger up the bum... for some reason.

kneemos

The gall of it.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Sorry to hear that and wish you all the best, but - what's with the 'hipster' reference? Came a little out of left field!

Kivaro

Wait ........
I see no reference to Mick Jagger on this thread.
Confused.

Bannasidhe

Raging_Ninja wrote: »

Of all the fúcking things you could do. Of all the things you could make, why the Jesus titty-fúcking Christ did it have to be stones????

And now I have to go and be in not very nice pain and throwing up because you just had to go make fúcking stones. Go fúck yourself and your hipster fúcking stones. And to top it all off I have to go and take all the best parts of food out of my diet to make you happy.

http://theawkwardyeti.com/comic/gall-bladders-day/

I feel your pain.
Once upon a long time I felt that pain.
Also have felt the pain of kidney stones, childbirth, and torn Achilles tendon - Gall Stones won the worst pain award.
You have my deepest sympathies.

My advice - get that gall bladder out ASAP (also do not, under any circumstances, attempt to paint a wall a week after surgery, but that's another spin in an ambulance tale... )