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The Stones pact with the Devil.

  • 13-12-2018 7:16pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭


    Ronnie decides to finally give up heavy drinking before his 75th birthday.
    Disregarding the dried leather look how are these guys still alive? nevermind still tearing it up.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    Genes, if you have good genes, smoking,drinkinh, drugs, doesn't seam to mater.
    Weak genes and healthy all your life and dead with a heart attack at 50


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    They can afford a blood transfusion every other week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭Snotty


    kneemos wrote: »

    I though this was going to be a story about his death :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Mick jagger is banging a 20 something year old. Proof that personality is more important than looks :)

    Proof that money talks.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    They can afford a blood transfusion every other week.

    Young blood too.

    One article in the papers said something always happens when they play the SFTD song live. Someone might fall off their ladder, spill their tea or loose a leg etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,467 ✭✭✭✭salmocab


    British rock stars are indestructible. American ones die in their 20s or 30s but the Brits raised on spam are laughing at death.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    They are some ancient looking guys for their mid 70s though.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,051 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Read Keith Richards book a few years ago, looking at the photos he looked about 37 when he was in his early twenties..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,624 ✭✭✭✭meeeeh


    I would suspect some of them are quite fit and active despite hedonistic lifestyle.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,856 ✭✭✭irishguitarlad


    It's down to stress and they've had a largely stress free life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,869 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Their insatiable desire to father more children keeps them going.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Read Keith Richards book a few years ago, looking at the photos he looked about 37 when he was in his early twenties..


    Read it too. The guy's head is completely up his own arce.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    They sacrificed Freddie Mercury to the devil to live forever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    we-need-to-start-worrying-about-what-kind-of-world-35812426.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    Jagger is a health freak and has been for a long time. Don't think he's tearing it up....unless by "it" you mean young **********


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Ronnie fcuking Wood

    69-74 with Mick Taylor is The Rolling Stones



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Love The Stones except for "I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all, it was you and me" - what the hell is that supposed to mean? Seems like one of those "deep" lyrics that students would think is ****ing brilliant.

    Those who shot/ordered the assassination of JFK and RFK are the ones who killed the Kennedys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    Read Keith Richards book a few years ago, looking at the photos he looked about 37 when he was in his early twenties..

    "keef" has always looked about 270


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    they never carried any weight, tbf


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    they never carried any weight, tbf

    Most junkies don't.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Jagger is a health freak and has been for a long time. Don't think he's tearing it up....unless by "it" you mean young **********

    And all they talk about it is Trump.
    The Stones wrote the book on it.

    Which one of them had the "relationship" with the 13 year old girl? Oh yeah Big Bill!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 229 ✭✭John Sacrimoni


    Hopefully they all have a few years left, or enough time that they can come back here for a gig anyway. The Croke Park gig last year was superb.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 229 ✭✭John Sacrimoni


    Jagger is a health freak and has been for a long time. Don't think he's tearing it up....unless by "it" you mean young **********

    Jagger aint tearing anything up with that little mickey of his.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Jagger aint tearing anything up with that little mickey of his.

    That you Keef??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    dense wrote: »
    Most junkies don't.

    You havent seen many junkies lately, fat ****s these days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 229 ✭✭John Sacrimoni


    Bambi wrote: »
    You havent seen many junkies lately, fat ****s these days.

    Its the methadone that makes them fat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Its the methadone that makes them fat.

    it's endless bottles of Yazoo and Kinder Buenos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,088 ✭✭✭OU812


    Love The Stones except for "I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?" When after all, it was you and me" - what the hell is that supposed to mean? Seems like one of those "deep" lyrics that students would think is ****ing brilliant.

    Those who shot/ordered the assassination of JFK and RFK are the ones who killed the Kennedys.

    If "You & Me" hadn't elected them they wouldn't have died the way they did.

    "We" put them in that position, ergo "We" are responsible for their deaths.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    OU812 wrote: »
    If "You & Me" hadn't elected them they wouldn't have died the way they did.

    "We" put them in that position, ergo "We" are responsible for their deaths.
    Ah well now that's a heck of a stretch there by the Mickster and the Keefster. But it's "deep"!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Ronnie fcuking Wood

    69-74 with Mick Taylor is The Rolling Stones


    Aye, while they may put on a good live show, the albums have been getting progressively worse since Mick Taylor's exodus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,751 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    I reckon at some point Keith Richards managed to ingest a combination of narcotics that inadvertently made him immortal.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,643 ✭✭✭worded


    Snotty wrote: »
    Genes, if you have good genes, smoking,drinkinh, drugs, doesn't seam to mater.
    Weak genes and healthy all your life and dead with a heart attack at 50

    Nah .... for every cigarette you smoke god takes 5 mins off your life and give it to Keith Richards and the lads


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,280 ✭✭✭mistersifter


    As Keith has said himself: he has enough money to make absolutely sure the drugs he takes are as pure as possible.

    He's not some junkie who's desperately sharing needles and purchasing from some scummer on the street.

    Im sure this helps somewhat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Snotty wrote: »
    Genes, if you have good genes, smoking,drinkinh, drugs, doesn't seam to mater.
    Weak genes and healthy all your life and dead with a heart attack at 50

    Yeah, but at a population-level, the clean-livers should live longer. I think something like 40% of cancers at lifestyle-related and then you have things like cirrhosis of the liver. It’s true that healthy people can get struck down by illnesses young but your chances of living longer are better with a healthy lifestyle.


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,051 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    Didn't Liam Miller die of pancreatic cancer at 37, I'm presuming he ate the right things and he was a top level sportsman, then you've the likes Lemmy or Keith Richards showing nothing but contempt for their bodies and living into their seventies, when really they had no right to make it past 40, it's f*cked up when you think about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Bonzo Delaney


    Life is cruel full stop but I don't think it's right to hint that they shouldn't be here instead of someone more deserving there's plenty of other candidates on both sides.
    Rock stars are a funny one take Ozzy also another one with two fingers up to medical science along with Nikki Stix also Slash Steve and Duff from GnR all died and sent back to planet earth not so much Duff but as good as pancares exploded.
    There has to be something in Keith's logic of been able to afford quality gear.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 12,051 Mod ✭✭✭✭Say Your Number


    I'm not saying I'd prefer if they died young the world would have been deprived of some great music, but I heard that Lemmy drank a bottle of Jack Daniels a day for a long time, was a heavy smoker and did a lot of drugs, and he somehow made it to 70 living like that, looking at it coldly and objectively, surely his heart or liver would have packed it in long before that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Who in their right mind would give a feck like.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Snotty wrote: »
    Genes, if you have good genes, smoking,drinkinh, drugs, doesn't seam to mater.
    Weak genes and healthy all your life and dead with a heart attack at 50

    Yeah, but at a population-level, the clean-livers should live longer. I think something like 40% of cancers at lifestyle-related and then you have things like cirrhosis of the liver. It’s true that healthy people can get struck down by illnesses young but your chances of living longer are better with a healthy lifestyle.
    Unless you did a deal with the devil...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,546 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    Snotty wrote: »
    Genes, if you have good genes, smoking,drinkinh, drugs, doesn't seam to mater.
    Weak genes and healthy all your life and dead with a heart attack at 50

    Yeah, but at a population-level, the clean-livers should live longer. I think something like 40% of cancers at lifestyle-related and then you have things like cirrhosis of the liver. It’s true that healthy people can get struck down by illnesses young but your chances of living longer are better with a healthy lifestyle.
    Unless you did a deal with the devil...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    The stones are a bunch of Tory toffs, those feckers live for ever just look at the queen she got years left in the tank yet. Must be the lizard blood in their vains.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Didn't Liam Miller die of pancreatic cancer at 37, I'm presuming he ate the right things and he was a top level sportsman, then you've the likes Lemmy or Keith Richards showing nothing but contempt for their bodies and living into their seventies, when really they had no right to make it past 40, it's f*cked up when you think about it.
    Yeah it's a sh1tty game of chance.

    David Crosby is another who, by his own admission, shouldn't be here. Ironically, Lemmy was really anti heroin!

    But then again, so many died young too. That stupid "27 club" yoke, and all the others. If you name any indestructible rock musician, there's a very high chance that one of their fellow band members died young.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Random bit of trivia on the Rolling Stones I learned on a walking tour in Prague last year. A while after communism fell, they played a concert in Prague Castle (which is absolutely magnificent, basically it's own town and like something lifted straight from a Disney movie - and I'm not even particuarly interested in castles etc typically) but thought it a shame that this castle, on the top of a hill across a small river from the rest of the city, was so dark at night that it couldn't be seen... so they gave their floodlighting equipment to the city (or paid for new ones, can't remember the exact details there).

    So whenever you see Prague Castle at night, the only reason you're seeing it is because of The Rolling Stones. :pac:

    night-panorama-prague-castle-charles-bridge.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Didn't Liam Miller die of pancreatic cancer at 37, I'm presuming he ate the right things and he was a top level sportsman, then you've the likes Lemmy or Keith Richards showing nothing but contempt for their bodies and living into their seventies, when really they had no right to make it past 40, it's f*cked up when you think about it.

    I read something interesting a while back, that clean-living people are often diagnosed with cancer at a later stage, especially if they are young, because both they and their doctors think that the early, often non-specific symptoms couldn’t possibly be anything so serious because they lead such a healthy lifestyle. Whereas somebody who is less healthy might have reason to believe that something serious could be up and they get the necessary scans and screening sooner.


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