Chestnuts roasting on an open fire

Hammer89

Anyone who clicked into this with the intention of typing out the next lyric is a dick.

Charlie19

I was curious to see who was offended.

KathleenGrant

I wanted to see whose nuts were on show.

endacl

Had roast chestnuts once. Tasted like soap, with the texture of vaguely slimy cold mashed potatoes. With a sprinkling of grit, that I presume was bits of shell.

If you've ever had eggnog, you'll know that chestnuts aren't as bad as it can get.

Yeeuch

CatFromHue

did the chestnuts consent to be roasted?

and where did the name chestnut come from? it sounds like it's men trying to own women's breasts

Outlaw Pete

Jack Frost is a bully.

TheValeyard

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Jack Frost is a bully.

He's actually a white supremacist

rgodard80a

Hammer89 wrote: »

Anyone who clicked into this with the intention of typing out the next lyric is a dick.

So it's a click-bait insult ?
I think somebody has a case of the Sundays.

Thestones

endacl wrote: »

Had roast chestnuts once. Tasted like soap, with the texture of vaguely slimy cold mashed potatoes. With a sprinkling of grit, that I presume was bits of shell.

My husband just had a work trip in Switzerland, one evening he said they were selling roasted chestnuts at a market stall, he said they smelled really good and enticing, unfortunately like your experience the taste was a total let down!! 😂😂

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Thestones wrote: »

My husband just had a work trip in Switzerland, one evening he said they were selling roasted chestnuts at a market stall, he said they smelled really good and enticing, unfortunately like your experience the taste was a total let down!! ����

That's the truth. They smell delicious and taste vile. Never a tradition in Ireland, thank goodness.

Yer Da sells Avon

Children roasting on an open fire.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

CatFromHue wrote: »

did the chestnuts consent to be roasted?

and where did the name chestnut come from? it sounds like it's men trying to own women's breasts

The name comes from a word in an ancient language of Asia Minor meaning reddish brown.

aaronjumper

Hammer89 wrote: »

Anyone who clicked into this with the intention of typing out the next lyric is a dick.

I'd always suspected but it's nice to finally know for sure.

Tom Mann Centuria

If you don't stab chestnuts before cooking you'll be transported back to the trenches of world war one* with shrapnel and explosions everywhere.



*slight exaggeration.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Don't forget to turn off the lights

lawred2

Mother tried chestnut stuffing in the turkey one Christmas

Rank

Destroyed the turkey

All ended up just eating the ham

dxhound2005

Listening to the BBC today made me want to try chestnuts.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m0001h1t