Secret Santa ideas

Need to buy for a female in her early 40s. Married with two national school aged kids. Maximum spend €15

All ideas welcome. The weirder the better!

TheValeyard

Nice bottle of red wine?

Nice bottle of white wine?

Wine?

Pac1Man

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Nice bottle of red wine?

Nice bottle of white wine?

Wine?

You thinking about the hair of the dog, Murray? Wine’s too boring. Only idea I’ve had so far is that Who’s the Dude charades game.

Lol pacman. It is secret Santa afterall

TheValeyard

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

You thinking about the hair of the dog, Murray? Wine’s too boring. Only idea I’ve had so far is that Who’s the Dude charades game.

Wine Opener?

Del2005

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

You thinking about the hair of the dog, Murray? Wine’s too boring. Only idea I’ve had so far is that Who’s the Dude charades game.

If wine is boring a bit of coke isn't.

CinemaGuy45

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Need to buy for a female in her early 40s. Married with two national school aged kids. Maximum spend €15

All ideas welcome. The weirder the better!

Mundane things in different colours here are a few ideas.:D

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

Wine Opener?

Hmmmm you can get nawtee corkscrews

Signore Fancy Pants

€15 voucher for Senor Santa Pants time.*

*sex is an extra €2.50.**

**no sex is an extra €5.

Señor Santa Pants

Señor Santa Pants wrote: »

€15 voucher for Senor Santa Pants time.*

*sex is an extra €2.50.**

**no sex is an extra €5.

Are you the dude from who’s the dude?

CinemaGuy45

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Need to buy for a female in her early 40s. Married with two national school aged kids. Maximum spend €15

All ideas welcome. The weirder the better!

Right on the edge of your budget.:D

This are all the presents you’re buying for your other half’s, aren’t they?

Wine
Book on the menopause
Corkscrew
Brush, basin or mop bucket (not all three mind)
A pleasurable time with senor fancy pants
Butt plug

CinemaGuy45

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

This are all the presents you’re buying for your other half’s, aren’t they?

Wine
Book on the menopause
Corkscrew
Brush, basin or mop bucket (not all three mind)
A pleasurable time with senor fancy pants
Butt plug

Did you want serious ideas?;)

No keep the OH MY GOD you couldn’t possibly get them that ideas coming.

Menopause book winning right now so up yer game.

CinemaGuy45

Pac1Man

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

No keep the OH MY GOD you couldn’t possibly get them that ideas coming.

Menopause book winning right now so up yer game.

Check if Amazon are doing a two for one special.

ablelocks

spotted this on amazon the other day

a face massager that doesn't look one bit like a face massager

Damn I can’t embed images on my phone easily.

Wanky Candles

https://cheekychopscards.co.uk/products/wanky-double-pack-for-10-pounds-00-pence

CinemaGuy45

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Damn I can’t embed images on my phone easily.

Wanky Candles

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TheValeyard

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Hmmmm you can get nawtee corkscrews

Wine holder?

ToddyDoody

A year's subscription to The Trout Fisherman Magazine.

Speedsie

A cook book?

Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

https://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041

pxdf9i5cmoavkz

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Need to buy for a female in her early 40s. Married with two national school aged kids. Maximum spend €15

All ideas welcome. The weirder the better!

A calendar for the year 2013. It can be reused in 2019.

PTH2009

2 vodkas and coke

99nsr125

Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »

Need to buy for a female in her early 40s. Married with two national school aged kids. Maximum spend €15

All ideas welcome. The weirder the better!

Dildo