How to Escape Christmas

Atoms for Peace

I need some ideas on how to avoid Christmas as I find it an overhelmingly miserable holiday.

Atoms for Peace

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

I need some ideas on how to avoid Christmas as I find it an overhelmingly miserable holiday.

There's a vacant cave in Sardinia.

Raheem Euro

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

I need some ideas on how to avoid Christmas as I find it an overhelmingly miserable holiday.

Lapland.

Bellerstring

You just need to be educated.
Embrace the Christmas Forum.
That'll sort ya out!!

Charlie19

Faking death seems to be popular.

John Sacrimoni

An ounce of Heroin.

Atoms for Peace

Raheem Euro wrote: »

Lapland.

Is that a strip joint?

old_aussie

Visit Swordi Arabia

endacl

Book a cheap holiday somewhere like lots of other people do? That way you wouldn’t have to make a big deal out of it or start a thread or anything!

Grandeeod

Fly to a country that doesn't celebrate it. It really is that simple if you can afford it. Alternatively just ignore it, work if you can or stay indoors and do what makes you happy. Don't turn on the TV.:eek: I've very little time for Christmas myself. A load of commercial bollox.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Take a tent to an island off the coast or in the Shannon. Bring no radio or phone. If locals wander near just yell at them feck off.

munster87

Head for north sentinel island.

endacl

Ryder Noisy Blonde wrote: »

Take a tent to an island off the coast or in the Shannon. Bring no radio or phone. If locals wander near just yell at them feck off.

Or shoot loads of arrows at them!

Atoms for Peace

old_aussie wrote: »

Visit Saudi Arabia

Is there a less Islamic location? As I'd like the option of getting **** faced.

Ray Donovan

Convert to Islam and culturally enrich us all.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

old_aussie wrote: »

Visit Swordi Arabia

From an article on Christmas in Saudi Arabia.

FTA69

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Is there a less Islamic location? As I'd like the option of getting **** faced.

Israel. India. China.

HeidiHeidi

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Is there a less Islamic location? As I'd like the option of getting **** faced.

Cuba.

Christmas was only reintroduced as a public holiday a few years ago, and it's as low key as humanly possible while still actually happening.

And the sun shines, and the booze is cheap, and the music is fab.

Wish I could afford to head there every Christmas :mad:

I think I'll be joining you OP. That father of mine, you'd want the patience of Job. We were talking about Christmas and as usual I got the "it's just another day" "no I don't want a tree" "sure what's special about it" "you go wherever you want I don't mind".
Jaysus. I can't wait until January.

Grandeeod

Deleted User wrote: »

I think I'll be joining you OP. That father of mine, you'd want the patience of Job. We were talking about Christmas and as usual I got the "it's just another day" "no I don't want a tree" "sure what's special about it" "you go wherever you want I don't mind".
Jaysus. I can't wait until January.

I can't wait until April. By then all the feckers depressed after Christmas have dissipated.

Stanford

Spend a few days with Brendan O'Connor................you won't enjoy that

Grandeeod

Grandeeod wrote: »

I can't wait until April. By then all the feckers depressed after Christmas have dissipated.

I give him a pass because it's not an easy time for him but hard to be cheery when nobody else in the house is.

Graces7

easy. I do it every year, if you mean the commercial junk?

the real Christmas is in my heart. And I am in the perfect place. No shops here... peace .