Ballybrack fakers

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After Hours version of the soccer forum thread

So in Ireland we now have

Fake news


Fake doctors in the HSE

Fake Fine Gael and Labour TD’s in Tipperary

Garret Ahearn runs a constituency clinic personally opened by Varadkar and he drives a car adorned with his name, face and FG logo and talks directly to Ministers on behalf of constituents despite never being elected
https://www.thesun.ie/news/2953667/leo-varadkar-tipperary-man-garret-ahearn-government-rep/

And now fake deaths?



What else will be faked do you reckon?

Trigger Happy

What were they thinking when they concocted this story?
Bit of an own goal.

Iscreamkone

Gotta luv the headline this morning:
Ballybrack from the dead!

Harry Palmr

Trump's election. That's got to be fake.

Humphrey BoaGart

Brack from the dead!

One footie in the grave!

Deebles McBeebles

Trigger Happy wrote: »

What were they thinking when they concocted this story?
Bit of an own goal.

Big Stephen Ireland fans but they thought they could take it a step further.

Buford T. Justice XIX

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Big Stephen Ireland fans but they thought they could take it a step further.

Jaysus, no.


Ballybrack only killed one player, Stephen Ireland killed both his grannies.

The Satanist

Great player, rest in piece *sobs*

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

I presume someone concocted this story so that they wouldn’t have to forfeit? Whoever concocted this story - future Darwin award candidate right there.

Deebles McBeebles

Buford T. Justice V wrote: »

Jaysus, no.


Ballybrack only killed one player, Stephen Ireland killed both his grannies.

And yet still roams the streets. I blame the justice system.

jimgoose

I still can't quite believe some looper actually did this. :pac::pac::pac:

ohnonotgmail

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

I presume someone concocted this story so that they wouldn’t have to forfeit? Whoever concocted this story - Darwin award candidate right there.

i dont think you quite understand what the Darwin awards are for.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

i dont think you quite understand what the Darwin awards are for.

I do. Joke awards centred around terminally stupid people removing themselves from the gene pool so that they don’t reproduce. Whoever came up with this is painfully stupid. I mean really, really stupid. And will probably end up killing themselves via some moronic incident.

Do you understand what the Darwin awards are for?

And I was obviously joking. If I ever become as humourless as yourself, put me out of my misery please.

ohnonotgmail

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

I do. Joke awards centred around terminally stupid people removing themselves from the gene pool so that they don’t reproduce. Whoever came up with this is painfully stupid. I mean really, really stupid. And will probably end up killing themselves via some moronic incident.

Do you understand what the Darwin awards are for?

And I was obviously joking. If I ever become as humourless as yourself, put me out of my misery please.

and if they do ever end up killing themselves through their own stupidity before procreating then they will be in line for a darwin award. So, yes, i do understand what a darwin award is.

Uncharted

It was all a ploy to cause a postponement of their game against Arklow and allow the majority of Brack players head off on a stag weekend.

frankythefish

i, as well as others, took part in the digging of the grave for this individual. which took many hours with shovels. done out of respect i might add. i could have had better things to do with my time. i fail to see the funny side of any of this. clearly i will be issuing a complaint

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

and if they do ever end up killing themselves through their own stupidity before procreating then they will be in line for a darwin award. So, yes, i do understand what a darwin award is.

Me too.

It was joke. This person is so stupid they’ll probably do something to kill themselves stupidly. That was the joke.

You just wanted to correct me and didn’t think about I really meant or that it was a joke. Mashing keyboard furiously to tell somebody that they are wrong on the internet = more important.

Dravokivich

Humphrey BoaGart wrote: »

Brack from the dead!

One footie in the grave!

Live by the brack, die by the brack!

holystungun9

Descanse En Paz

Edgware

Great story. On the BBC football website at the moment and will probably get a good laugh on the Sky Sports weekend show. Its like some story we would hear from South America where the game is refereed by a gorilla dressed as a referee

mr_edge_to_you

They should’ve gone all out and setup a gofundme page for the victims family!!!

orourkeda1977

This story has made it to the washington post

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/dcunited/irish-soccer-team-sorry-for-falsely-reporting-players-death/2018/11/28/0e34e3c2-f2fd-11e8-99c2-cfca6fcf610c_story.html?noredirect=on&utm_term=.99163ae7fb30

Buford T. Justice XIX

https://twitter.com/BallybrackFc/status/1067832743625715712?s=19

deisemum

It made the Italian news too

Franz Von Peppercorn

I hope he’s with the angles, poor little man.