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Knickers the giant cow

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  • #2
    copeyhagen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,528 ✭✭✭copeyhagen


    thought this was another dail story....


  • #3
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Anerso10 wrote: »
    It's not real

    Pull the udder one!


  • #4
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Pull the udder one!

    a really mooooooooooooving story..


  • #5
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    Pull the udder one!

    It's a BOY!


  • #6
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    It's probably just very close.


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  • #7
    Trigger Happy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭Trigger Happy


    With a name like that you would think he would be first in the queue for the abattoir. Poor fella.


  • #8
    Westernyelp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,402 ✭✭✭Westernyelp


    Graces7 wrote:
    It's a BOY!


    It's a Steer


  • #9
    _Brian
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,721 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Holsteins are a very tall breed of cattle anyway, he’s also photographed among a small breed of cattle to make a story out of it.

    Animals same as humans can occasionally suffer from unregulated growth problems.


  • #10
    McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6y0DjSMbLA


  • #11
    Ray Bloody Purchase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Ray Bloody Purchase


    The press are milking the knickers story for all it's worth.


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  • #12
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,059 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    The Cow King

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #13
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,059 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    It's a fake,

    Just a bunch of small cows in a big cow suit.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #14
    gammygils
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,386 ✭✭✭✭gammygils


    The ones out there are small
    But the one here is not far away


  • #15
    Ciaran_B
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    Absolute unit.


  • #16
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    These cows are small, those cows are far away.


  • #17
    TheRiverman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    It is a large cow,so she or her.A bull is referred to as him or his.


  • #18
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    TheRiverman wrote: »
    It is a large cow,so she or her.A bull is referred to as him or his.

    It’s not a cow though, it’s a bullock.


  • #19
    Jim 77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 96 ✭✭Jim 77


    TheRiverman wrote: »
    It is a large cow,so she or her.A bull is referred to as him or his.
    ...hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    And the coloured cows go,

    Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
    Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
    Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
    Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
    Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
    Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo
    Moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo moo


  • #20
    TheRiverman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,279 ✭✭✭TheRiverman


    Gravelly wrote: »
    It’s not a cow though, it’s a bullock.

    On closer examination,I have to say you are right :).


  • #21
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Westernyelp wrote: »
    It's a Steer


    referred to as HIM on the site.. check? HIMS have no udders.. I rest my case! for the laughter, thanks! Needed that!

    photo shopped?


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  • #22
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2018/nov/28/meet-knickers-the-1400kg-cow-from-australia-video

    Video


  • #23
    tuxy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    https://youtu.be/XCeNROdfDIE?t=206


  • #24
    Tabnabs
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    https://twitter.com/FrTedQOTD/status/1067657376214306816


  • #25
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,284 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Sounds like a fat hooker

    Hahaha hahahahahaha


  • #26
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Farmers! Whatever next?

    A North Norfolk Digital DJ once had this to say about them.
    You make pigs smoke. You feed beef burgers to swans. You have big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds you have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because the don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.
    When he ask a farming representative to deny this he received no reply. I think his silence speaks volumes.


  • #27
    tuxy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

    A North Norfolk Digital DJ once had this to say about them.

    The same infamous DJ in my youtube link or a different North Norfolk Digital DJ? ;)


  • #28
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    I always thought Sally from Home and Away was Australia's biggest cow!


  • #29
    DS86DS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭DS86DS


    Trigger Happy wrote: »
    With a name like that you would think he would be first in the queue for the abattoir. Poor fella.

    Not as bad as it would be for a dog. Could you imagine trying to call the dog in the park while a woman jogger comes running by

    "Knickers, here knickers *whistle whistle*


    You'd get some dirty look.


  • #30
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Farmer probably overdid it with the steroids.


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  • #31
    Raheem Euro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭Raheem Euro


    The newspaper article interchanges the words 'cow' and 'steer' numerous times referring to the same animal.

    The writer and editor need a little biology lesson. Focus on what's in the knickers lads. Or not in them.


  • #32
    4068ac1elhodqr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,586 ✭✭✭4068ac1elhodqr


    It's nearly April fools day down under, sure they have their Christmas in the peak of summer, around shrimps on a barbie, while attired in speedos.


  • #33
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Raheem Euro wrote: »
    The newspaper article interchanges the words 'cow' and 'steer' numerous times referring to the same animal.

    The writer and editor need a little biology lesson. Focus on what's in the knickers lads. Or not in them.

    That should get a photo of one of those brave journalists milking the 'cow' ... :pac:


  • #34
    mikhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭mikhail


    Raheem Euro wrote: »
    The newspaper article interchanges the words 'cow' and 'steer' numerous times referring to the same animal.

    The writer and editor need a little biology lesson. Focus on what's in the knickers lads. Or not in them.
    Maybe it's gender fluid.


  • #35
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    They had film of him on the news. He's an absolutely enormous brute.


  • #36
    Raheem Euro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭Raheem Euro


    mikhail wrote: »
    Maybe it's gender fluid.

    :D Try milking the steer and see how fluid its gender is.


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