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What will I do with my coconuts

  • 20-11-2018 9:04pm
    #1
    imme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭


    Having bought coconuts at Halloween time I am now left with unopened coconuts.

    What can I do with them, what do people do with coconuts.


Comments

  • #2
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,802 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Put the lime in them


  • #3
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Half them, put a string on them, and feed the birds.


  • #4
    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    Thinly veiled :
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAEngcdLlVQ


  • #5
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭cml387


    Cut in half. Make noise. pretend you have a horse.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqtS9xyl0f4


  • #6
    cml387
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,771 ✭✭✭cml387


    Yara Thankful Mural wrote: »
    Half them, put a string on them, and feed the birds.

    Now I feel guilty for my heedless post.:(


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  • #7
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,351 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Open up a coconut shy.


  • #8
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    If you half them and bang the two halves off each other , they'll sound like horses galloping.

    Hours of fun if you do it outside your neighbour's house at night.


  • #9
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,771 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Drop them from the top of a building onto your enemy's head. Authorities will think they fell from a palm tree and cause of death will ruled be an accident. The perfect crime.


  • #10
    Roger Mellie Man on the Telly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,108 ✭✭✭Roger Mellie Man on the Telly


    Shave them.


  • #11
    Signore Fancy Pants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,698 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Make home made Bounty bars you bastard.

    Or juice them.


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  • #12
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Slice in half and make exotic bikinis from them.


  • #13
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    corner of hells wrote: »
    If you half them and bang the two halves off each other , they'll sound like horses galloping.

    Hours of fun if you do it outside your neighbour's house at night.

    One of my neighbours has a pony and a mule that sometimes get loose so ;) No coconuts sadly..he owes me two chickens and many eggs


  • #14
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,996 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Graces7 wrote: »
    One of my neighbours has a pony and a mule that sometimes get loose so ;) No coconuts sadly..he owes me two chickens and many eggs


    Horses eat chickens?


  • #15
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    Horses eat chickens?

    :confused: You OK?


  • #16
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,545 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Cut them in half, get some baler twine and you’ve got a half dozen or so ‘Hula Girl’ bras. that’s the Christmas presents sorted.


  • #17
    4ensic15
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,691 ✭✭✭4ensic15


    Milk them for all they are worth.


  • #18
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Burn them.

    Coconut is an abomination.


  • #19
    BuboBubo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Yara Thankful Mural wrote: »
    Half them, put a string on them, and feed the birds.

    Do this, the birds love it!


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