Justin Barrett as Taoiseach

VCR repair man

Suppose if the national party won 80 seats at the next general election and Justin Barrett was elected Taoiseach, what would Ireland be like 5 years later ?

gmisk

VCR repair man wrote: »

Suppose if the national party won 80 seats at the next general election and Justin Barrett was elected Taoiseach, what would Ireland be like 5 years later ?

The hunger games but with hats saying make Ireland great again?

Or a very wet version of mad max.


Also I'd be surprised if they got one seat...thankfully.

Harry Palmr

Like After Hours is these days. Full of barking mad basement dwelling fantasists

endacl

VCR repair man wrote: »

Suppose if the national party won 80 seats at the next general election and Justin Barrett was elected Taoiseach, what would Ireland be like 5 years later ?

Justin Barrett barely qualifies as an adequate Justin Barrett.

VanGogh18

VCR repair man wrote: »

Suppose if the national party won 80 seats at the next general election and Justin Barrett was elected Taoiseach, what would Ireland be like 5 years later ?

hi justin
have you registered the party yet?

Kermit.de.frog

Who?

Richard Hillman

Don't know enough about him. But people say things about him that they did about the current Italian government a few years ago and they are doing a wonderful job. A really, really tremendous job.

endacl

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Who?

Small little fella. In every conceivable way. A bit cross. Still waiting for his voice to break. Likes nazis. Also likes the rosary.

'n' sh1t.

Imagine, if you will, the voice of Joe Pasquale, only with a Cork accent, emanating from this:

The Crowman

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Who?

He's one half of the Mighty Boosh.

The Crowman

endacl wrote: »

Small little fella. In every conceivable way. A bit cross. Still waiting for his voice to break. Likes nazis. Also likes the rosary.

'n' sh1t.

Imagine, if you will, the voice of Joe Pasquale, only with a Cork accent, emanating from this:

Tipperary accent. He might have been born in Cork but we got rid of him pretty sharpish.

VanGogh18

Richard Hillman wrote: »

Don't know enough about him. But people say things about him that they did about the current Italian government a few years ago and they are doing a wonderful job. A really, really tremendous job.

ya but justin hasn't registered the party yet
so he could have 1 or 1,ooo supporters
play your cards close to your chest

VanGogh18

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Who?

one of the leaders of one of the far right parties in ireland

VanGogh18

Harry Palmr wrote: »

Like After Hours is these days. Full of barking mad basement dwelling fantasists

well said mate
it is not real at all

VanGogh18

endacl wrote: »

Small little fella. In every conceivable way. A bit cross. Still waiting for his voice to break. Likes nazis. Also likes the rosary.

'n' sh1t.

Imagine, if you will, the voice of Joe Pasquale, only with a Cork accent, emanating from this:

why do you hate germans

JupiterKid

If Justin Barrett became Taoiseach, I would flee the country.

VanGogh18

JupiterKid wrote: »

If Justin Barrett became Taoiseach, I would flee the country.

don't flee mate,
stand your ground and fight for ireland

VeryTerry

VanGogh18 wrote: »

don't flee mate,
stand your ground and fight for ireland

There would be no one to fight if his supporters in UCD back in the day are anything to go by.

Peregrinus

VCR repair man wrote: »

Suppose if the national party won 80 seats at the next general election and Justin Barrett was elected Taoiseach, what would Ireland be like 5 years later ?

You mean what would Ireland be like about 4 years and 50 weeks after the inevitable collapse of the Barrett government? Don't know; it would depend on the government that replaced it. All I know is that we'd be so embarrassed at the thought that we had elected a Barrett government in the first place that there would be an unbreakable national agreement Never To Mention It Again.

VanGogh18

Peregrinus wrote: »

You mean what would Ireland be like about 4 years and 50 weeks after the inevitable collapse of the Barrett government? Don't know; it would depend on the government that replaced it. All I know is that we'd be so embarrassed at the thought that we had elected a Barrett government in the first place that there would be an unbreakable national agreement Never To Mention It Again.

says the increasingly nervous bolshevik for the 100th time

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

It'd be like the 80s but with more religion and less economic prosperity.

RobbingBandit

Nixon from Futurama

I'll sell our children to zoos for meat and go in to people's houses at night and wreck up the place.

topper75

I don't want/need this.

I want the mainstream parties to start getting wise.

DanMurphy

The Crowman wrote: »

Tipperary accent. He might have been born in Cork but we got rid of him pretty sharpish.

Only room for one rebel in Cork eh... (and ye shot Him!):D

Roger Hassenforder

endacl wrote: »

Small little fella. In every conceivable way. A bit cross. Still waiting for his voice to break. Likes nazis. Also likes the rosary.

'n' sh1t.

Imagine, if you will, the voice of Joe Pasquale, only with a Cork accent, emanating from this:

Is there something stuck to his finger?

ohnonotgmail

endacl wrote: »

Small little fella. In every conceivable way. A bit cross. Still waiting for his voice to break. Likes nazis. Also likes the rosary.

'n' sh1t.

Imagine, if you will, the voice of Joe Pasquale, only with a Cork accent, emanating from this:

Is that not yer man from the curry sauce ads?

Grayson

He's kinda like Ronan Mullen except he's just done a rack of speed.

Samuel Vimes

VCR repair man wrote: »

Suppose if the national party won 80 seats at the next general election and Justin Barrett was elected Taoiseach, what would Ireland be like 5 years later ?

Empty.

Grayson

Samuel Vimes wrote: »

Empty.

We'd all have fled north to live under the (relatively) moderate DUP regime.

ohnonotgmail

Grayson wrote: »

We'd all have fled north to live under the (relatively) moderate DUP regime.

One of the few sets of circumstances where Arlene Foster would be seen as the voice of reason and moderation.

Skylinehead

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Nixon from Futurama

I'll sell our children to zoos for meat and go in to people's houses at night and wreck up the place.

You, I like you.