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Santa's naughty list

  • 13-11-2018 5:22pm
    #1
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭


    ....So I was thinking, you know how you're supposed to get coal if you're on the naughty list?

    How much coal are we talking about exactly cause it's starting to look like not such a bad deal.

    Anybody know?


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  • #2
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    wexie wrote: »
    ....So I was thinking, you know how you're supposed to get coal if you're on the naughty list?

    How much coal are we talking about exactly cause it's starting to look like not such a bad deal.

    Anybody know?
    In my youth, it was a single piece of coal.


  • #3
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,061 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Alanna Mysterious Mackerel wrote: »
    In my youth, it was a single piece of coal.

    Yeah and none of that fancy smog free pieces either.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #4
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Alanna Mysterious Mackerel wrote: »
    In my youth, it was a single piece of coal.

    That's hardly worth getting in the bad books for.

    Was kinda hoping he'd just fill the bunker or something :(


  • #5
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Getting a ton of coal = reward = good books
    Getting a single coal = not reward = bad books


  • #6
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Alanna Mysterious Mackerel wrote: »
    In my youth, it was a single piece of coal.

    And a potato for your Xmas Dinner.


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  • #7
    Cleopatra_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 812 ✭✭✭Cleopatra_


    I was always told that I'd get a bag of coal so it must be a decent enough amount. There have to be some rewards for being bold! :pac:


  • #8
    Raheem Euro
    Closed Accounts Posts: 327 ✭✭Raheem Euro


    Miner indiscretion.


  • #9
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Raheem Euro wrote: »
    Miner indiscretion.

    I remember that story, was most unfortunate for it to have come out like that, wonder if he went with the wife or girlfriend in the end..


  • #10
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    If the naughty kids were truly evil, they'd arrange to actually burn the coal all at the same time, thereby causing a runaway greenhouse effect and actually melting Santa's homeland out of existence. Checkmate, beardy...


  • #11
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,597 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    At least other European countries have proper punishments for naughty children at Christmas


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  • #12
    RiderOnTheStorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,169 ✭✭✭RiderOnTheStorm


    So........what "naughty" thing would you do (have done) to earn
    (a) a lump of coal
    (b) a ton of coal
    (c) a years supply of coal

    I will say....
    Vote No in referendum
    Vote for Casey
    Vote for Trump


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