Important safety question

Victor

Scenario: You are home alone. You wish to put a duvet cover on a duvet. The corner gets twisted and you have to climb into the duvet cover to untwist it.

What is your reaction?

punisher5112

Victor wrote: »

Scenario: You are home alone. You wish to put a duvet cover on a duvet. The corner gets twisted and you have to climb into the duvet cover to untwist it.

What is your reaction?

Set it on fire or jump out the window will screaming hippie kye yay mother duckers

suicide_circus

in my long history of putting on duvet covers I don't think I've even encountered that scenario

Bio Mech

Just shake it out for God’s sake. Not rocket science.

Signore Fancy Pants

Stop being a bitch and start being a man.

suicide_circus

Sciprio

What i do is grab the duvet at a corner and then put it inside of the cover corner and do the same with the other then pinch both sides, give it a quick shake and the cover is on.

One eyed Jack

suicide_circus wrote: »

I can see the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus in that duvet. I’d hold on to that if I were you, display it in public even, might fetch a few quid to have people gaze upon your urine Shrine :pac:

B0jangles

Victor wrote: »

Scenario: You are home alone. You wish to put a duvet cover on a duvet. The corner gets twisted and you have to climb into the duvet cover to untwist it.

What is your reaction?

Are you one of the Borrowers?

wexie

Why would I have to climb in?

What's wrong with just sticking an arm in?

Are you teeny tiny?

TheValeyard

wexie wrote: »

Why would I have to climb in?

What's wrong with just sticking an arm in?

Are you teeny tiny?

No, but he could be one of those..

What do you call them????....


Morons!

orourkeda1977

Just put your hand in and fix it

Just burn it and get another one!


* there is no letter m in that sentence :pac:

Capt'n Midnight

Can I phone a friend ?

touts

Your mammy ruined you.

judeboy101

One eyed Jack wrote: »

I can see the Virgin Mary holding the baby Jesus in that duvet. I’d hold on to that if I were you, display it in public even, might fetch a few quid to have people gaze upon your urine Shrine :pac:

There haven't been many virgins under that duvet in a long long time by the looks of it.

I would activate the distress signal on my satellite watch thingy, then I'd have a cry.

One corner to top corner of duvet cover, other corner to opposite corner, stand on bed and shake, shake, shake...shake, shake, shake....shake your duvet.

Taller people may not need to stand on bed.

Rubberlegs

Candie wrote: »

I would activate the distress signal on my satellite watch thingy, then I'd have a cry.

One corner to top corner of duvet cover, other corner to opposite corner, stand on bed and shake, shake, shake...shake, shake, shake....shake your duvet.

Taller people may not need to stand on bed.

This is my method exactly Being very short, if I climbed into the king-size duvet cover a search party would be needed. Not worth the risk!

I feel your pain. Sub 5 footer here. A lot of chores involve standing on things. :P

Pherekydes

I go into heavy training for 6 months (gym, roadwork, weights, stretching) whenever the wife says the duvet cover needs changing.

wexie

Candie wrote: »

I feel your pain. Sub 5 footer here. A lot of chores involve standing on things. :P

Yeah but on the bright side you can probably save a small fortune shopping in the kids section

wexie

wexie wrote: »

Yeah but on the bright side you can probably save a small fortune shopping in the kids section

And that is how I have Wonder Woman pjs!

wexie

Candie wrote: »

wexie wrote: »

Yeah but on the bright side you can probably save a small fortune shopping in the kids section

And that is how I have Wonder Woman pjs!

Should consider yourself lucky, I'm 6'5 and have never been able to find a onesie to fit me.

(What? I like being warm and comfy, f off )

wexie

But, I can do a whole shop on my own without asking strangers for help.

Swings and roundabouts

wexie

wexie wrote: »

Should consider yourself lucky, I'm 6'5 and have never been able to find a onesie to fit me.

(What? I like being warm and comfy, f off )

It's a terrible thing to be too big for onesies, and I'm sorry for your troubles. I've had a few, my favourite was a Shrek one because I'm an ogre at heart.

I was also given bunny rabbit onesie as a joke Christmas present, but I loved it and wore it all that winter. It even had snap-on footsies. A footsie-onesie!

B0jangles

wexie wrote: »

Should consider yourself lucky, I'm 6'5 and have never been able to find a onesie to fit me.

(What? I like being warm and comfy, f off )

I think that's more of a one and a halfsie

Mrs OBumble

Victor wrote: »

Scenario: You are home alone. You wish to put a duvet cover on a duvet. The corner gets twisted and you have to climb into the duvet cover to untwist it.

What is your reaction?

I'd think "I'm obviously too daffy-duck to use duvets" and go out and buy some blankets.

wexie

To be honest I think a more pressing question about duvet covers is what quirk of physics dictates that every other item of laundry in with them has to end up inside the duvet cover....