You're all crazy

mikhail

If you consume any content on the Internet, you're mostly consuming content created by people who for some reason spend most of their time and energy creating content on the Internet. And those people clearly differ from the general population in important ways.

Interesting observation, I thought:
https://www.reddit.com/r/slatestarcodex/comments/9rvroo/most_of_what_you_read_on_the_internet_is_written/

shady acres

go back to reddit

jonon9

Everybody has a little bit of instanity in us. Without it we wouldnt be working our balls off to make a rich man richer.

Allinall

When did this **** e about “consuming” stuff on the internet start?

You read words and watch and listen to videos.

You consume your dinner.

Fluke off with the pretentiousness.

Oink

Is this OP sawing the branch it’s sitting on? i.e did you not just disprove your point just by posting this?

Edit: Do you “spend most of [your] time and energy creating content on the Internet.”?

mikhail

Oink wrote: »

Is this OP sawing the branch it’s sitting on? i.e did you not just disprove your point just by posting this?

Edit: Do you “spend most of [your] time and energy creating content on the Internet.”?

Oh, that wasn't lost on me at all! I average half a post a day here over a long time; your stats page says you average 1/3rd of a post over a similar spell. The guys posting above you 1.4, 0.3, and shady acres 'wins' on 47.42 posts per day.

mikhail

mikhail wrote: »

Oh, that wasn't lost on me at all! I average half a post a day here over a long time; your stats page says you average 1/3rd of a post over a similar spell. The guys posting above you 1.4, 0.3, and shady acres 'wins' on 47.42 posts per day.

My batting average is 0.14, which wouldn't gain entry to the majors.

TheValeyard

I'm not crazy. We had a discussion and everyone in my head has agreed.

Capt'n Midnight

https://xkcd.com/386/

RobbingBandit

I'm not crazy

I'M BATMAN

Kevin Finnerty

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

I'm not crazy. We had a discussion and everyone in my head has agreed.

No we didn't.

RobbingBandit

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

I'm not crazy. We had a discussion and everyone in my head has agreed you should give all your money to RobbingBandit.

Fixed that little error there

Where's my money, why haven't you given me my money yet

Can I get an update on my money..

Money money money money monnney

TheValeyard

Kevin Finnerty wrote: »

No we didn't.

You were told you've got no more voting rights until you return the dignity part of the brain!

TheValeyard

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Fixed that little error there

Where's my money, why haven't you given me my money yet

Can I get an update on my money..

Money money money money monnney

About three fiddy

The Satanist

Sometimes I try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way I want it to
I get real frustrated and I try hard to do it and I take my time and it doesn't work out the way I want it to
It's like I concentrate real hard and it doesn't work out
Everything I do and everything I try never turns out
It's like I need time to figure these things out
But there's always someone there going

Hey Mike:
You know we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately
You know, maybe you should get away and maybe you should talk about it, maybe you'll feel a lot better

And I'm all like:
Oh nah it's ok you know I'll figure it out, just leave me alone I'll figure it out
You know I'm just working on it by myself

And they go:
Well you know if you want to talk about it I'll be here you know and you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about it
So why don't you talk about it?

And I go:
No I don't want to I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself
But they just keep bugging me and they just keep bugging me, and it builds up inside

So you're gonna be institutionalized
You'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
You won't have anyting to say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way

I'm not crazy - Institutionalized
You're the one that's crazy - Institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - Institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution,
Said it was the only solution,
to give me the needed professional help
to protect me from the enemy - Myself

I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there
She called my name and I didn't hear her and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go:
What, what's the matter?
She goes:
What's the matter with you?
I go:
There's nothing wrong mom
She's all:
Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
I go:
No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi
She goes:
NO you're on drugs!
I go:
Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking
She goes:
No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't be acting that way!
I go:
Mom just get me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi

They give you a white shirt with long sleeves
Tied around you're back, you're treated like thieves
Drug you up because they're lazy
It's too much work to help a crazy

I'm not crazy - Institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - Institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - Institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution,
Said it was the only solution,
to give me the needed professional help,
to protect me from the enemy - Myself

I was sitting in my room when my mom and my dad came in and they pulled up a chair and they sat down
They go:
Mike, we need to talk to you
And I go:
Okay what's the matter?
They go:
Me and your mom have been noticing lately that you've been having a lot of problems
And you've been going off for no reason and we're afraid you're going to hurt somebody
And we're afraid you're going to hurt yourself
So we decided that it would be in you're best interest if we put you somewhere
Where you could get the help that you need
And I go:
Wait, what are you talking about, WE decided!?
MY best interests?! How do you know what MY best interest is?
How can you say what MY best interest is? What are you trying to say, I'M crazy?
When I went to YOUR schools, I went to YOUR churches
I went to YOUR institutional learning facilities?! So how can you say I'M crazy?

They say they're gonna fix my brain
Alleviate my suffering and my pain
But by the time they fix my head
Mentally I'll be dead

I'm not crazy - Institutionalized
You're the one who's crazy - Institutionalized
You're driving me crazy - Institutionalized
They stuck me in an institution
Said it was the only solution
to give me the needed professional help
to protect me from the enemy - Myself

Doesn't matter, I'll probably get hit by a car anyways[\b]

CinemaGuy45

mikhail wrote: »

Oh, that wasn't lost on me at all! I average half a post a day here over a long time; your stats page says you average 1/3rd of a post over a similar spell. The guys posting above you 1.4, 0.3, and shady acres 'wins' on 47.42 posts per day.

RobbingBandit

Murray TheDemonic TalkingSkull wrote: »

About three fiddy

Damn you Loch Ness Monster how's Rob Schnitzel doing these days he could really use $3.50

Arghus

Sounds bang on the money to be honest.

MikeyTaylor

We're crazy and we know it :-)

Irish Guitarist

I can't tell whether these people are crazy or just bored and making shite up.

https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect

At first glance they appear crazy but there are some posts that just have to be someone arsing around because they're bored

https://www.reddit.com/r/MandelaEffect/comments/9uhojg/stephen_hawkings_death/

CinemaGuy45

MikeyTaylor wrote: »

We're crazy and we know it :-)

Mikey, what did you think of my thread?

How does it feel knowing your not the only gay in the village?
Or the only Aspie in boards?

MikeyTaylor

CinemaGuy45 wrote: »

Mikey, what did you think of my thread?

How does it feel knowing your not the only gay in the village?
Or the only Aspie in boards?

I'm not gay.

Good to see other Aspies on boards.

CinemaGuy45

MikeyTaylor wrote: »

I'm not gay.

Good to see other Aspies on boards.

I know you are not Gay duh it is a joke the only gay in the village the only aspie on the board as you probably thought.

Your thread about the celebrities was good but the Friday thread why?

MikeyTaylor

CinemaGuy45 wrote: »

I know you are not Gay duh it is a joke the only gay in the village the only aspie on the board as you probably thought.

Your thread about the celebrities was good but the Friday thread why?

It's a video on YouTube I found funny.

CinemaGuy45

MikeyTaylor wrote: »

It's a video on YouTube I found funny.

Only trying to help you out a bit that thread was a miss.:)

CinemaGuy45

Here is an idea threads are meant to invite others to contribute you could have put the thread title as share your funniest youtube videos.:)

Oink

This thread... I used to know what “it” was about, but then they changed what “it” was, and now what’s “it” seems weird and scary to me.