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Your guess as to who is the most masterbated person in world?

  • 03-11-2018 7:19pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,500 ✭✭✭badabing106


    World history--Pamela Anderson? Pre internet sensation

    Irish history - - Andrea corr?

    Current in the world-- Taylor swift?

    Current in Ireland - - ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Must be Daniel O'Donnell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder



    Irish history - - Andrea corr?

    I reckon even Jim has knocked one off in her honour


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,945 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Masturbated or Masturbated to?

    It's a world of a difference.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Arghus wrote: »
    Masturbated or Masturbated to?

    It's a world of a difference.

    Technicaly, should it not be "who has masturbated the most?"


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,253 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Technicaly, should it not be "who has masturbated the most?"
    The OP?

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,518 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    World history--Pamela Anderson? Pre internet sensation

    Irish history - - Andrea corr?

    Current in the world-- Taylor swift?

    Current in Ireland - - ?


    Pierce Brosnan would surely fulfill each of those categories.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Personally I'd guess it's the woman from page 129 from the 1993 edition of Kays Catalogue.

    Never seen her face mind you, but there was nipples on display through the bra, and you could just about make out a trimmed pubic bush from behind those lacey knickers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,808 ✭✭✭✭Water John


    You mean everytime he posts, triggers him, that's 1,008.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    I can honestly say none of them have came into my head during a quick tug.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,467 ✭✭✭jimmynokia


    Personally I'd guess it's the woman from page 129 from the Kays Catalogue 1993 edition.

    Never seen her face mind you, but there was nipples on display through the bra, and you could.could just about make out a trimmed pubic bush from behind those lacey knickers.

    LOL i remember that .. Bush was a thing hack then...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,588 ✭✭✭✭yabadabado


    World history--Pamela Anderson? Pre internet sensation

    Irish history - - Andrea corr?

    Current in the world-- Taylor swift?

    Current in Ireland - - ?

    Taylor Swift current no.1 :eek:
    If she is the world is a stranger place than thought.Rat head on her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,694 ✭✭✭Signore Fancy Pants


    Biggest wanker?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Colby Keller


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    I doubt I have masterbated the most. I found this phenomenon relatively late in life and was initially terrified of going blind or growing a fleece on my palms.

    Those two years between reaching puberty and discovering this act was an act of divine intervention which can only be described as releasing the pressure valve of an impending Chernobyl disaster.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Danny Red Tummy


    Someone will come along (parson the pun) suggest Dara quilty and Laura Whittmore


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,500 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Russian politician under 35--Alina kabaeva?

    1457700328_1.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,119 ✭✭✭job seeker


    Why did the OP have to create this thread during no nut November? :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭Tilikum17


    yabadabado wrote: »
    Taylor Swift current no.1 :eek:
    If she is the world is a stranger place than thought.Rat head on her.

    & Andrea Corr. mediocre face with the body of a 14 yr old boy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    I find it hard to see past Joan Burton on this one.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    yabadabado wrote: »
    Taylor Swift current no.1 :eek:
    If she is the world is a stranger place than thought.Rat head on her.

    Close your eyes and think of the bank balance as you pleasure yourself.
    It might help.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,423 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    johnayo wrote: »
    I find it hard to see past Joan Burton on this one.

    How close to Joan Burton are you standing that you can't see pass her ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,193 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Willie Stroker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    johnayo wrote: »
    I find it hard to see past Joan Burton on this one.

    That Mary Harney was quite the stunner.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Mint Sauce wrote: »
    I can honestly say none of them have came into my head during a quick tug.
    So only during the long ones?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Arghus wrote: »
    Masturbated or Masturbated to?

    It's a world of a difference.

    Just look at ryan tubridy. he's a complete wanker


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    Just look at ryan tubridy. he's a complete wanker

    Well he is a jerk off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭milhous


    Tbf we're probably looking at the Sasha Grey or Riley Reid types as opposed to Mary Harney... But ya know, Mary was a hawt so who knows?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 415 ✭✭milhous


    Tbf we're probably looking at the Sasha Grey or Riley Reid types as opposed to Mary Harney... But ya know, Mary was hawt so who knows?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    milhous wrote: »
    Tbf we're probably looking at the Sasha Grey or Riley Reid types as opposed to Mary Harney... But ya know, Mary was a hawt so who knows?!

    We're just having a laugh.


    Seriously though prime Trish Stratus was a goddess.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,767 ✭✭✭SterlingArcher


    Headlines a bit confusing. I'd say hugh heff is the most mastubated person. Lived a long age and was definitely getting masturbated when ever he could manage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    I think I'd like to go back to the "will this z lister make it another country" threads please.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



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