Priest claims that Holy Communion is being taken from churches for Satanic use

Lillyfae

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/priest-claims-that-holy-communion-is-being-taken-from-churches-for-satanic-use-882067.html


ROFLCOPTER!!!

TheValeyard

Sounds like a mission from Skyrim

whisky_galore

It's all mumbo jumbo anyway.

kneemos

You see,I wouldn't have believed this but here you go.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F122994427167

Wanderer78

That's those reiki folks again, freaks!

aaronjumper

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wexie

kneemos wrote: »

You see,I wouldn't have believed this but here you go.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F122994427167

That's what I was going to say, why bother stealing it from the church if you can get it on amazon and ebay (maybe even Wish but )

Is just buying it not Satanic enough?

Fr_Dougal

Lillyfae wrote: »

https://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/priest-claims-that-holy-communion-is-being-taken-from-churches-for-satanic-use-882067.html


ROFLCOPTER!!!

kneemos

wexie wrote: »

kneemos wrote: »

You see,I wouldn't have believed this but here you go.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F122994427167

That's what I was going to say, why bother stealing it from the church if you can get it on amazon and ebay (maybe even Wish but )

Is just buying it not Satanic enough?

This stuff has all the credentials.

Badly Drunk Boy

kneemos wrote: »

You see,I wouldn't have believed this but here you go.

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F122994427167

But has it been blessed? And more importantly...is it gluten-free? :pac:

Well they have been taken for scientific use, if not for Satanic use. But I somewhat suspect this priest will think they are essentially the same thing:

https://atheist.ie/2011/02/bringing-the-scientific-method-to-magic-crackers/

Hammer89

I've bought Holy Communion on the dark web. It does the trick but it's not always the same as you get in Mass. Sometimes it's literally just flattened Skips to give the melting effect, and other times it's those flying saucer things with sugar in the middle that I used to eat when I was eight. Occasionally though you get the real thing. Plain, tasteless discs from the body of the man himself - Jesus that is, not the fella who sells them. The dark web is great. If you buy enough HC you get a bonus video emailed to you from Anonymous of a cat being kicked up the arse.

demanufactured

Yep I'm bringing them to the Slayer gig on Thursday, I'll be handing them out during Lamb Of God's set.

Irish Guitarist

"Satan gives immediate benefit and answers fast but at a price. The success of some pop stars and celebrities is subscribable to this pact with him."

ohnonotgmail

Hammer89 wrote: »

I've bought Holy Communion on the dark web. It does the trick but it's not always the same as you get in Mass. Sometimes it's literally just flattened Skips to give the melting effect, and other times it's those flying saucer things with sugar in the middle that I used to eat when I was eight. Occasionally though you get the real thing. Plain, tasteless discs from the body of the man himself - Jesus that is, not the fella who sells them. The dark web is great. If you buy enough HC you get a bonus video emailed to you from Anonymous of a cat being kicked up the arse.

they dont become that until the priest does his stuff

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Hammer89 wrote: »

I've bought Holy Communion on the dark web. It does the trick but it's not always the same as you get in Mass. Sometimes it's literally just flattened Skips to give the melting effect, and other times it's those flying saucer things with sugar in the middle that I used to eat when I was eight. Occasionally though you get the real thing. Plain, tasteless discs from the body of the man himself - Jesus that is, not the fella who sells them. The dark web is great. If you buy enough HC you get a bonus video emailed to you from Anonymous of a cat being kicked up the arse.

they dont become that until the priest does his stuff

Kinky

Hammer89

Hammer89 wrote: »

I've bought Holy Communion on the dark web. It does the trick but it's not always the same as you get in Mass. Sometimes it's literally just flattened Skips to give the melting effect, and other times it's those flying saucer things with sugar in the middle that I used to eat when I was eight. Occasionally though you get the real thing. Plain, tasteless discs from the body of the man himself - Jesus that is, not the fella who sells them. The dark web is great. If you buy enough HC you get a bonus video emailed to you from Anonymous of Bishop Brennan being kicked up the arse.

FYP

Deebles McBeebles

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

they dont become that until the priest does his stuff

That made me vomit a bit in my mouth. Its just a blessing though, right? RIGHT???

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

That made me vomit a bit in my mouth. Its just a blessing though, right? RIGHT???

Oh it’s a very special type of blessing indeed.



:pac:

jimgoose

Wouldn't you love to send that fool farther. "The woman's name is Baa'lock - she is an apostate of Satan and will die before permitting this!!" :pac::pac::pac:

topper75

Can masses get rid of rats? I've one about the house now and the cat is quite indifferent sadly.

This chap in the article gets up at 3.15. I think his nerves may be at him. 'Telpis.

Hector Savage

Ireland's only self-confessed 'Ghostbusting' hermit priest ....



Just as well they mentioned "hermit" in there, cos there's about 2000 regular Ghostbusting priests!!!

Deebles McBeebles

Hector Savage wrote: »

Ireland's only self-confessed 'Ghostbusting' hermit priest ....



Just as well they mentioned "hermit" in there, cos there's about 2000 regular Ghostbusting priests!!!

They must take a few on for the busy Halloween period.

wexie

Hector Savage wrote: »

Just as well they mentioned "hermit" in there, cos there's about 2000 regular Ghostbusting priests!!!

If he's a hermit shouldn't he be keeping himself to himself rather than inflicting this bollox on us?

D3V!L

Quite busy this week an all but thought I'd chip in on this.

What a load of tosh. You can get me on Whatsapp these days, no need for "summoning" :rolleyes:

Hector Savage

wexie wrote: »

If he's a hermit shouldn't he be keeping himself to himself rather than inflicting this bollox on us?

Just another excuse to try and stop kids having fun by saying it's "normalizing evil" ...
Why is the Catholic religion so bleeding anti Fun ... even the Muslim lads do this ...

Deebles McBeebles

D3V!L wrote: »

Quite busy this week an all but thought I'd chip in on this.

What a load of tosh. You can get me on Whatsapp these days, no need for "summoning" :rolleyes:

Been looking for you. If all dogs go to heaven, does that mean all cats go to hell?

The Satanist

I can confirm that this is true.

I'm sorry, all we wanted was a snack while waiting for the Dark Lord, Our Master Lucifer.

I will donate a tube of original flavour Pringles to the parish.

Hector Savage

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Been looking for you. If all dogs go to heaven, does that mean all cats go to hell?

There is a doggie hell you know ..

D3V!L

The Satanist wrote: »

I can confirm that this is true.

I'm sorry, all we wanted was a snack while waiting for the Dark Lord, Our Master Lucifer.

I will donate a tube of original flavour Pringles to the parish.

Thanks


See you at next Wednesdays get together.

Arghus

They're on to us.

topper75

It's all fine extracting spirits.

But deciding where to put them is another thing.

Even Our Lord Jesus was stuck one time on that score and ended up having to put the spirits into a herd of swine.

No really...
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+8%3A28-34%2CLuke+8%3A26-37&version=NASB

KevinCavan

Do Satanists do a trial run with ice-cream wafers, before getting the real deal?

ohnonotgmail

The Satanist wrote: »

I can confirm that this is true.

I'm sorry, all we wanted was a snack while waiting for the Dark Lord, Our Master Lucifer.

I will donate a tube of original flavour Pringles to the parish.

Make it sour cream and onion and you have a deal.

ohnonotgmail

topper75 wrote: »

It's all fine extracting spirits.

But deciding where to put them is another thing.

Even Our Lord Jesus was stuck one time on that score and ended up having to put the spirits into a herd of swine.

No really...
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+8%3A28-34%2CLuke+8%3A26-37&version=NASB

and when they saw Him, they implored Him to leave their region.

I'm not surprised. He had just killed a perfectly good herd of swine.

Emmersonn

aaronjumper wrote: »

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