'Gritty McGritface' wins Shropshire gritter naming ballot

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-shropshire-46002864


If you ever had the chance what would name a piece of council equipment, anything!
What you would you name it?
For example: a road sweeper could be called "Sucky McSuckface!" or the "sucker of the county" (think country & western).

Beanntraigheach

dolanbaker wrote: »

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-shropshire-46002864


If you ever had the chance what would name a piece of council equipment, anything!
What you would you name it?
For example: a road sweeper could be called "Sucky McSuckface!" or the "sucker of the county" (think country & western).

This "____y Mc ____face" thing became tiresome some time ago.

Time to give it a fvcking rest.

BoneIdol

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

This "____y Mc ____face" thing became tiresome some time ago.

Time to give it a fvcking rest.

And the rest of the ****e Simpsons references.

BoneIdol

BoneIdol wrote: »

And the rest of the ****e Simpsons references.

you’re gonna get such a beating.

Beanntraigheach

Ivy Famous TightropeMGS wrote: »

you’re gonna get such a beating.

Or a paddling even.
(sorry, couldn't resist)

Beanntraigheach

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

Or a paddling even.
(sorry, couldn't resist)

looking out the window? that’s a paddlin’

BoneIdol

Ivy Famous TightropeMGS wrote: »

you’re gonna get such a beating.

The only thing worse is the "what character from Friends are you?" question being replaced by the "what It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia character are you?".

**** off you odious *****!

BoneIdol

BoneIdol wrote: »

The only thing worse is the "what character from Friends are you?" question being replaced by the "what It's Always Sunny in Philedelphia character are you?".

**** off you odious *****!

Well, excuuuuuuuse me, for having huge flaws I refuse to work on!!

riffmongous

BoneIdol wrote: »

And the rest of the ****e Simpsons references.

Would you go so far as to say

Ten of Swords

Frosty the Snow Van and Chairman Plough were much better choices imo

Signore Fancy Pants

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

This "____y Mc ____face" thing became tiresome some time ago.

Time to give it a fvcking rest.

Hhhmmm like a Resty McRest Face?

I like it, youre hired!

bobbysands81

Beanntraigheach wrote: »

This "____y Mc ____face" thing became tiresome some time ago.

Time to give it a fvcking rest.

Jesus, you’re some Grumpy McGrump face.

Cookie_Monster

Something simply, like Jim or Bob or Amy

whiskeyman

Gary Gritter!

Donald Trump

dolanbaker wrote: »

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-shropshire-46002864


If you ever had the chance what would name a piece of council equipment, anything!
What you would you name it?
For example: a road sweeper could be called "Sucky McSuckface!" or the "sucker of the county" (think country & western).

Would cause confusion for yer ma and yer sister

Cee-Jay-Cee

Just shows that the Shropshire council and the local people have absolutely zero imagination if that’s the best they could come up with. :rollseyes:

Akrasia

whiskeyman wrote: »

Gary Gritter!

Too soon man... Too soon

Ficheall

Doncaster's "Gritsy-Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney" last year was better.