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So apparently the Devil is to blame for the Church scandals

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  • #2
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher




  • #3
    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    Wrong.


  • #4
    Hitman3000
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    Priest have been riding and raping children for decades if not centuries and it's only now they want to blame another invisible diety.


  • #5
    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    Head of Catholic church in belief of Catholic doctrine shocker !!!


  • #6
    The Rape of Lucretia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,440 ✭✭✭The Rape of Lucretia


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    Priest have been riding and raping children for decades if not centuries and it's only now they want to blame another invisible diety.

    Not just priests. Everyone has.


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  • #7
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    So that’s it then. The devil made them do it… all the Catholic Churches ills are the work of the devil.

    What a copout…


  • #8
    tayto lover
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    I'd blame the Easter Bunny.


  • #9
    Arghus
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    To be fair, it's not exactly theologically inconsistent.


  • #10
    Ipso
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    Arghus wrote: »
    To be fair, it's not exactly theologically inconsistent.

    A philosopher goes to a dark basement at midnight to look for a black cat that isn't there, a theologian finds it.


  • #11
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    "The Devil only knows how to con people and manipulate people because he is a magician, he is a deceiver, he is a fraud, he is a lie. He is not one trillionth what the Creater is. To Hell with the Devil, straight to the Pit with Satan, down with Satan in the name of Jesus Christ, get behind me Satan. Down with the Devil, down with the Fraud, get out of the road, get behind me. We have to get past the Devil who stands at the gates of valhalla, get behind me Satan, out of the way, humanity is coming through"

    One of my favourite Alex Jones bat**** insane rants


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  • #12
    The Satanist
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    riffmongous wrote: »
    "The Devil only knows how to con people and manipulate people because he is a magician, he is a deceiver, he is a fraud, he is a lie. He is not one trillionth what the Creater is. To Hell with the Devil, straight to the Pit with Satan, down with Satan in the name of Jesus Christ, get behind me Satan. Down with the Devil, down with the Fraud, get out of the road, get behind me. We have to get past the Devil who stands at the gates of valhalla, get behind me Satan, out of the way, humanity is coming through"

    One of my favourite Alex Jones bat**** insane rants

    Someone's looking for a slap


  • #13
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,737 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    I get the feeling that he means that the devil is to blame for us finding out about the scandals.


  • #14
    The_Kew_Tour
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    Didn't the RCC say that the devil did not exist just recently.

    Did they forget :pac:


  • #15
    Hitman3000
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    The Rape of Lucretia wrote:
    Not just priests. Everyone has.


    Everyone is not the subject of this thread . Nice try though.


  • #16
    bogmanfan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,709 ✭✭✭bogmanfan


    That Reuters article reads like something from The Onion. More ridiculous stuff from the single most destructive entity in human history.


  • #17
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    The Satanist wrote: »
    Someone's looking for a slap

    You satanists are all talk


  • #18
    Ulysses Gaze
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    The Vatican needed to employ Johnny Hayseed then.



  • #19
    Fr_Dougal
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    He must be from Roscommon.


  • #20
    fatknacker
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    So...the church is run by Satan?


    He admitted it! He's gonna marry a carrot!


  • #21
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    This guy was so cool. Turns out he's a company man after all.


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  • #22
    Charles Babbage
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    The devil is behind this thread.


  • #23
    AllForIt
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    If God is so powerful... why doesn't he kill Satan?


  • #24
    removed2
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    you're going to burn in hell for all eternity :)


  • #25
    Donald Trump
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  • #26
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Donald Trump wrote: »

    You're off the hook for this one, Don.


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