How to become a radio dj

Jimmy.

Molest every caller making them to tell you that they love you too. Have a seriously annoying laugh, offer a picture of your pussy as a prize.

LirW

Jimmy. wrote: »

Molest every caller making them to tell you that they love you too. Have a seriously annoying laugh, offer a picture of your pussy as a prize.

Love you byyyyeeeeee

Noveight

You've been drinking again, haven't you Bert?

McMurphy

**checks ops username**

Saville?

Purple Mountain

Put on your CV that you're Gerry Ryan's son.

bop1977

Purple Mountain wrote: »

Put on your CV that your Gerry Ryan's son.

Daughter with an annoying D4 accent.

Now Jimmy, there's slightly more finesse involved.

Jimmy.

Johnny Dogs wrote: »

**checks ops username**

Saville?

Your trail of thought is rather disturbing.

GMSA

I'm not into cats. Photos of dogs is what I'd be more interested in. Do all DJs keep cats?

refusetolose

have a **** on a plane

ToddyDoody

Just show up at a radio station and ask can you do a show.

mr_edge_to_you

I would advise that you carve out a highly successful career as a bad comedian first. Once you’ve that mastered you’ll be beating the radio stations off with a stick.

mad muffin

Did you not hear of todayfm’s school of radio?!?!:rolleyes:

Atoms for Peace

Hang the blessed dj, as the music they constantly play says nothing to me about my life,

Inviere

Demonstrate that you know how to use repeating playlists?

prunudo

Ask people to text in their 'exciting' but irrelevant daily life experiences.

razorblunt

Make sure Gerry Ryan is your Dad.

Ensure you use "tell us your funny experiences about this situation that applies to everyone" hooks to cover 80% of the content of your show.

Play the music your told to.

Motivator

bop1977 wrote: »

Daughter with an annoying D4 accent.

And look like a female version of Rocky Dennis.

Ursus Horribilis

Prattle on endlessly about your childhood/teenage years.
Rely on Twitter and Snapchat for all your source material.
Play the same 5 records on your show and fill the rest of the time with hilarious banter

Jimmy.

Ursus Horribilis wrote: »

Prattle on endlessly about your childhood/teenage years.
Rely on Twitter and Snapchat for all your source material.
Play the same 5 records on your show and fill the rest of the time with hilarious banter

The way they were bashing out Ann Marie 2002.

RhubarbCrumble

Threaten to leave the country if Enda Kenny is elected.
Take up running and whatever you do, make sure to constantly tell everyone about it.
When you're not talking about running don't forget to mention the fact that you have two kids and tell us all about them.