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The great potatoe shortage of 2019.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,686 ✭✭✭✭Zubeneschamali


    You say potatoe, I say potato.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,443 ✭✭✭✭Wanderer78


    I hear some chippers paying 50c per 4 stone bag, I've no way of confirming this but.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,092 ✭✭✭The Tetrarch


    Grate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of avocado smashing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    the potatoes aren't looking the best

    the potatoes aren't looking the best

    ...looks aren't everything i guess


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  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 1,518 ✭✭✭Ciaran_B


    Farmers whinging again? What a turn up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    of course a Crisp peddler would say that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,758 ✭✭✭Pelvis


    Wanderer78 wrote: »
    I hear some chippers paying 50c per 4 stone bag, I've no way of confirming this but.....
    No wonder there's a shortage, chippers accidentally pay for bags of stones!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,097 ✭✭✭✭looksee


    There'll be a shortage of 'e's as well if you use them in that profligate manner.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,742 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    looksee wrote: »
    There'll be a shortage of 'e's as well if you use them in that profligate manner.

    Just as well there's a surplus of Ket


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    The spuds are black in the ground.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Our farmers must be crap at their jobs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,830 ✭✭✭irishproduce


    That is an advertisement piece, except it is not clearly stated as such.
    It is not news, it is advertising.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Dug up mine the other day. Nice and dry and clean in the cool shed. Should get me to Christmas anyway. Then I might switch to the old rice.

    TLDR: I'm alright Jack. Give my regards to the workhouse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 965 ✭✭✭verycool


    I get "toe-may-toe", but who the hell would pronounce it "poe-tah-toe"?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    Ciaran_B wrote: »
    Farmers whinging again? What a turn up!

    I don’t know which is worse farmers whinging or non farmers whinging about farmers whinging.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    Your Face wrote: »
    Our farmers must be crap at their jobs.

    Yep, the drought had no part to play in it whatsoever.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,213 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    kneemos wrote: »

    There'll always be a packet of Okey Dokeys a day to keep the hunger at bay ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Cake is good.... hmmm Seem to have heard that somewhere before.. :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Cake is good.... hmmm Seem to have heard that somewhere before.. :confused:

    Probably because all normal people say cake is good.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,971 ✭✭✭_Whimsical_


    2.5kg of Queen's potatoes were 5.99 in Tesco.
    Shpuds about to become chic again.


  • Site Banned Posts: 386 ✭✭Jimmy.


    No fear of the farmers, Europe will have a nice brown envelope to help them out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 166 ✭✭henryforde80


    I heard the drug dealers or starting to sell them for 100 euro a gram. People getting withdrawls


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭storker


    kneemos wrote: »
    The great potatoe shortage of 2019.

    Has Dan Quayle made a comeback?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    I don’t know which is worse farmers whinging or non farmers whinging about farmers whinging.

    The first one.

    Fúck farmers:mad:

    You don't have a god given right to be a farmer - if you can't make a living at it, shut the fúck up and do something else.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Probably because all normal people say cake is good.

    ah got it! Marie Antoinette in France when the people were starving as bread was too dear.."Let them eat cake.."

    they had the head off her..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    2.5kg of Queen's potatoes were 5.99 in Tesco.
    Shpuds about to become chic again.

    easy to grow...have a lovely crop growing in hay atop cardboard..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    Graces7 wrote: »
    ah got it! Marie Antoinette in France when the people were starving as bread was too dear.."Let them eat cake.."

    they had the head off her..

    What she said was "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"

    Brioche!!!

    No wonder they had her head off!

    They'd have been alright if it had been cake. Who wouldn't been down with that?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    Jimmy. wrote: »
    No fear of the farmers, Europe will have a nice brown envelope to help them out.

    That’s what keeps your food cheap.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    The first one.

    Fúck farmers:mad:

    You don't have a god given right to be a farmer - if you can't make a living at it, shut the fúck up and do something else.

    Of course townies and city slickers never complain, remember all the crying you lot had about having to pay for water?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Yep, the drought had no part to play in it whatsoever.

    They can't even interpret a weather forecast and take steps to protect their livelihoods.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,778 ✭✭✭Dakota Dan


    Your Face wrote: »
    They can't even interpret a weather forecast and take steps to protect their livelihoods.

    Weather forecast is accurate for 4 days after that it’s crystal ball gazing, so what’s your point?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Your Face wrote: »
    They can't even interpret a weather forecast and take steps to protect their livelihoods.
    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Weather forecast is accurate for 4 days after that it’s crystal ball gazing, so what’s your point?

    Surely four days is enough time to learn the most basic rain dance? ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Weather forecast is accurate for 4 days after that it’s crystal ball gazing, so what’s your point?

    Already made it.
    What's yours?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Of course townies and city slickers never complain, remember all the crying you lot had about having to pay for water?

    Is there some connection there?
    Dakota Dan wrote: »
    Weather forecast is accurate for 4 days after that it’s crystal ball gazing, so what’s your point?

    My point is, it doesn't matter the fúck what the weather does, there'll be a hand out needed to deal with it - it's either too hot or too cold, too wet or too dry - never just right!

    What other industry anywhere in the world whines as much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    What she said was "Qu'ils mangent de la brioche"

    Brioche!!!

    No wonder they had her head off!

    They'd have been alright if it had been cake. Who wouldn't been down with that?

    ah but brioche is far far better than cake.... LOVE it. shocking bad taste these pheasants.. bird brains. And as you know your theory is just that and not authenticated comprehensively at all.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_them_eat_cake

    I stand by LET THEM EAT CAKE!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    A seagull swooped down and stole the potato she was holding just before this pictures was taken.

    Sept2018%20_18%203.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Marcusm


    kneemos wrote: »

    Shortage of potatoes but an over abundance of “e”!


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