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Is there any possibility for a date?

  • 13-09-2018 7:14pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Red Lightning


    Ok I'm well aware I'm posting in AH so wary of an onslaught of ridiculousness but I decided it wasn't serious enough for PI.

    So basically I saw this incredibly beautiful girl on Instagram and decided to send her a message cos ya never know. She's big into fitness similarly to me so I mentioned this and she replied. We've spoken now and again over the last few months and we like each others posts (amazing I know 😂) but I'm wondering what is the best bet for me to get a date with her. I've no problem asking her for a coffee as I'm well used to rejection at this stage but I just want to know what approach would give me the best outcome.

    She works as a model so you know she has endless amounts of guys messaging her so I know my chances are slim.

    Any advice?

    Thanks


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,943 ✭✭✭from_atozinc


    Ok I'm well aware I'm posting in AH so wary of an onslaught of ridiculousness but I decided it wasn't serious enough for PI.

    So basically I saw this incredibly beautiful girl on Instagram and decided to send her a message cos ya never know. She's big into fitness similarly to me so I mentioned this and she replied. We've spoken now and again over the last few months and we like each others posts (amazing I know ��) but I'm wondering what is the best bet for me to get a date with her. I've no problem asking her for a coffee as I'm well used to rejection at this stage but I just want to know what approach would give me the best outcome.

    She works as a model so you know she has endless amounts of guys messaging her so I know my chances are slim.

    Any advice?

    Thanks

    tell her you are a millionaire


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,261 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    Just keep sending her pictures of your dick. I hear that's the best way to pick up girls these days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Can't see this ending in anything other than a barring order...

    But good luck OP, I hope it "works out"


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 409 ✭✭Sassygirl1999


    Ok I'm well aware I'm posting in AH so wary of an onslaught of ridiculousness but I decided it wasn't serious enough for PI.

    So basically I saw this incredibly beautiful girl on Instagram and decided to send her a message cos ya never know. She's big into fitness similarly to me so I mentioned this and she replied. We've spoken now and again over the last few months and we like each others posts (amazing I know ��) but I'm wondering what is the best bet for me to get a date with her. I've no problem asking her for a coffee as I'm well used to rejection at this stage but I just want to know what approach would give me the best outcome.

    She works as a model so you know she has endless amounts of guys messaging her so I know my chances are slim.

    Any advice?

    Thanks
    best advice I can give you is to become powerful and wealthy , then you will get all these


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Just have a positive mental attitude and ask her out. Shes just a girl they don't bite unless you want it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Just forget it op, give up now and save time. Everyone that starts a 'how should I ask this person I fancy out?' thread on Boards NEVER goes ahead with it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Link this thread to her. Show her you're at least genuine.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭Fighting Tao


    Even yore ma would be good looking with the right Instagram filters too.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Serena Sticky Oats


    just ask her for a coffee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,977 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Just forget it op, give up now and save time. Everyone that starts a 'how should I ask this person I fancy out?' thread on Boards NEVER goes ahead with it.

    Ciara & Bryan the petrol pump attendant
    Feeky Magee and his grinds teacher

    Legendary threads !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 710 ✭✭✭ginandtonicsky


    Are you sure she doesn't have a boyfriend?

    Maybe ask her if she wants to grab a work out with you sometime? (Don't add "if ya know what I mean" *wink*) Or go along to a certain fitness class that you know she'd be into?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 trik


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    Just keep sending her pictures of your dick. I hear that's the best way to pick up girls these days.


    There are so many creeps out there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    bluewolf wrote: »
    just ask her for a coffee

    Tbh this. Just keep it simple she''ll say yes if she likes you, no if she doesnt, probably regardless of what you say(within reason ofc). Theres no way of tricking somebody into going on a date with you


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,661 ✭✭✭fxotoole


    Ok I'm well aware I'm posting in AH so wary of an onslaught of ridiculousness but I decided it wasn't serious enough for PI.

    So basically I saw this incredibly beautiful girl on Instagram and decided to send her a message cos ya never know. She's big into fitness similarly to me so I mentioned this and she replied. We've spoken now and again over the last few months and we like each others posts (amazing I know 😂) but I'm wondering what is the best bet for me to get a date with her. I've no problem asking her for a coffee as I'm well used to rejection at this stage but I just want to know what approach would give me the best outcome.

    She works as a model so you know she has endless amounts of guys messaging her so I know my chances are slim.

    Any advice?

    Thanks

    Chatting to her for a months, eh? Way too late to ask her out by now. You’ve already been friendzoned, amigo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,168 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Just copy and paste the title of this thread and message her to her. Simple. Oh and don't forget the dickpick. Preferably hard and some manscaping beforehand wont go astray.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,883 ✭✭✭✭AndyBoBandy


    Tell her you’re a famous MMA fighter, and you just use ‘that’ profile pic to throw the gold diggers off the scent!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    No advice except a simple message you would like to get to know her in person and would she like to go for a Coffee sometime... I was just thinking about yer man that was looking for someone to bring with him to a Wedding he was going to! I wonder did he ever find anyone to bring?!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    its a bit late op - but as they say better late than never. Just ask - see what happens!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    .....if all else fails OP, tell her you got a big mickey


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 417 ✭✭rosmoke


    Honestly, if you'd give her the link from this post, you'd probably make her day. Be unique .. ya' know?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,393 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


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    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    mikemac2 wrote: »
    Ciara & Bryan the petrol pump attendant
    Feeky Magee and his grinds teacher

    Legendary threads !

    I know about Feeky, link for Ciara & Bryan?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Red Lightning


    Really gonna bring the mood down but I found out a week or two ago that she has started dating a fella. Not gonna lie, felt like somebody kicked me in the chest. Anyway, onwards and upwards


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Bring her for a Spice bag.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,131 ✭✭✭misstearheus


    Imagine Boards has been behind a couple of Weddings and a few kiddos! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,832 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    Really gonna bring the mood down but I found out a week or two ago that she has started dating a fella. Not gonna lie, felt like somebody kicked me in the chest. Anyway, onwards and upwards




    No no, it's not like that






    She's just letting loads of random fellas up on her to do what they want to her whenever. She is not picky at all. Just loves mickey. Will let practically any fella up on her. Except for you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,292 ✭✭✭TheBoyConor


    Just tell her you are a wealthy fitness entrepreneur and tell her you are 6'5" and that'll give you a shot.

    Are you lying? Yes, totally. But she's an instagram fitness whore so she's probably shallow and fake as shít anyway so ye'd be even. Plus, girls like this love asshole bastards so behaving like a dickhead will probably boost your chances.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 685 ✭✭✭zapper55


    The odds are that if she is a fitness model on Instagram then her photos are likely to be heavily edited. I see many on my feed and am quite surprised at the posts from men who don't seem to cop that.

    Having said that theboyconor's post is so aggressive that I'd just ignore it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    You're not going to manage it with any soft meaningless Instagram message. You need to step it way up.

    Find out where she works, hire a marching band, turn up with them and get them to play this while you sing at the top of your voice.



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