Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie
Hi there,
There is an issue with role permissions that is being worked on at the moment.
If you are having trouble with access or permissions on regional forums please post here to get access: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058365403/you-do-not-have-permission-for-that#latest

How it works (Politics)

  • 18-08-2018 9:42am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,423 ✭✭✭


    How it works (Politics)


    A man told his son, "You will marry the girl I choose."

    He said, "No."

    The man told him, "She is Bill Gates' daughter."

    He said, "Yes."

    The man called Bill Gates and said, "I want your daughter to marry my son."

    Bill Gates said, "No."

    The man told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates said, "Ok."

    The man called the chairman of the World Bank and asked him to make his son the CEO.

    He said, "No." The man told him, "My son is Bill Gates' son-in-law"

    He said, "Ok."

    And that's exactly how politics works.

    And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date.

    "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid."



Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    You just called your son a dumbass.

    I wonder where he gets it from?


Advertisement