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We got no food, we got no jobs… our PETS’ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

  • 08-08-2018 4:28pm
    #1
    DONTMATTER
    Site Banned Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭


    I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorised cart. I didn’t even see it coming.


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  • #2
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    *backs slowly out of thread*


  • #3
    DONTMATTER
    Site Banned Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭DONTMATTER


    One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.

    Really? That’s weird.

    Yeah, we called it a bull****.


  • #4
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Say hi, little birdie.


  • #5
    Hector Bellend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭Hector Bellend


    Pop a cap in dey motorised ass


  • #6
    DONTMATTER
    Site Banned Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭DONTMATTER


    Sir, you can’t go in there!


    It’s ok, I’m a limo driver!


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  • #7
    flo8s967qjh0nd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 879 ✭✭✭flo8s967qjh0nd


    I'm gonna hang by the bar. Send out the vibe.


  • #8
    DONTMATTER
    Site Banned Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭DONTMATTER


    Nice set of hooters you got there!


  • #9
    tastyt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Nice pair of hooters you got there


  • #10
    tastyt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭tastyt


    Samsonite, I was way off!!


  • #11
    DONTMATTER
    Site Banned Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭DONTMATTER


    Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!


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  • #12
    super_furry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    It’s all the fault of the English.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbeLu_3Wf_k


  • #13
    tastyt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭tastyt


    I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy


  • #14
    zcorpian88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,515 ✭✭✭zcorpian88


    According to the map we've only gone about 4 inches!


  • #15
    Sal Butamol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 523 ✭✭✭Sal Butamol


    The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.


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