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Fake!

  • 07-08-2018 1:49pm
    #1
    dragona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭


    Whilst clearing away, I have found something that has shocked me to my very core.

    My husband has a FAKE ROLEX !!!

    I'm disgusted. Want to bin it, but will get into trouble if I do.

    Why buy a fake? Disappointed.....


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  • #2
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    dragona wrote: »

    Whilst clearing away, I have found something that has shocked me to my very core.

    My husband has a FAKE ROLEX !!!

    I'm disgusted. Want to bin it, but will get into trouble if I do.

    Why buy a fake? Disappointed.....

    He's a clever man - has a real one which he keeps hidden in a bank vault so you can't get your hands on it! :)


  • #3
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,554 ✭✭✭valoren


    The only thing worse than a fake Rolex is a real one - Jeremy Clarkson.


  • #4
    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,236 ✭✭✭Dr. Kenneth Noisewater


    dragona wrote: »
    Whilst clearing away, I have found something that has shocked me to my very core.

    My husband has a FAKE ROLEX !!!

    I'm disgusted. Want to bin it, but will get into trouble if I do.

    Why buy a fake? Disappointed.....

    First world problems have reached County Westmeath it would seem!


  • #5
    Mr. Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,798 ✭✭✭Mr. Incognito


    If this is the thing that disgusts you I hope he doesnt have a fake marriage and fake house and a fake job and a real mistress.


  • #6
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Maybe he has fake arms.


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  • #7
    everlast75
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,540 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    Thanks OP :)

    Now I have this song in my head

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-bY0nOTvE


  • #8
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,275 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Well after ya got lucky with the Tissot not being a fake, maybe he was just unlucky with this purchase ;)


  • #9
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    dragona wrote: »
    Whilst clearing away, I have found something that has shocked me to my very core.

    My husband has a FAKE ROLEX !!!

    I'm disgusted. Want to bin it, but will get into trouble if I do.

    Why buy a fake? Disappointed.....

    Aren’t you both on welfare? I’m sure there are better things to spend money on.


  • #10
    Beta Ray Bill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭Beta Ray Bill


    Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: »
    First world problems have reached County Westmeath it would seem!

    Does this mean Westmeath is considered first now?
    If so, we're all fooked.
    valoren wrote: »
    The only thing worse than a fake Rolex is a real one - Jeremy Clarkson.

    Never a truer word spoken.


  • #11
    Squatter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,841 ✭✭✭Squatter


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Aren’t you both on welfare? I’m sure there are better things to spend money on.

    Like some tattoos? You just can't beat a decent set of tats!


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  • #12
    dragona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭dragona


    banie01 wrote: »
    Well after ya got lucky with the Tissot not being a fake, maybe he was just unlucky with this purchase ;)

    Hahaha ! Bought on a beach in Italy! Rolex my ars*


  • #13
    dragona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭dragona


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Aren’t you both on welfare? I’m sure there are better things to spend money on.

    ? Where do you get your information from ?


  • #14
    dragona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,647 ✭✭✭dragona


    Anyways he bought it on a beach for about €25! I've never seen it worn so maybe he realised going fake is not the way :)


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