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Pupils getting things wrong with hilarious results

  • 26-07-2018 11:43am
    #1
    FrDougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 ✭


    Hi Teachers,

    I heard the below primary school story and thought it was hilarious. If you have come across something similar, feel free to write it down.

    A senior infants class were performing a nativity play.
    The first wise man said “We bring you Gold”
    The second wise man said “We bring you Myrrh”
    The third wise man said “Frank sent this”
    😊


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  • #2
    Big Bag of Chips
    Administrators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,910 Admin ✭✭✭✭✭Big Bag of Chips


    I know of a little fella who used to answer the roll call as Gaeilge with "I'm shot".

    His mother tried to convince him it was "Anseo".. he said "not in our school"!!


  • #3
    byhookorbycrook
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,514 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    The little Malteser lay down his sweet head (Away in a Manger)
    Too many cooks... misread and so the proverb was completed as " too many cocks...spoil a hen."


  • #4
    Frogscotch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 36 ✭Frogscotch


    Bottom line of a children’s quiz:”please return copulated quizzes to the staff room”

    Written 50 times: “I must not forget my penis case”

    Apology letter: Dear miss, I am sorry I called you a retart. I didn’t mean for you to take it the wrong way”


  • #5
    pooch90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭pooch90


    Frogscotch wrote: »
    Bottom line of a children’s quiz:”please return copulated quizzes to the staff room”

    Written 50 times: “I must not forget my penis case”

    Apology letter: Dear miss, I am sorry I called you a retart. I didn’t mean for you to take it the wrong way”
    Omg the last one 😆
    I teach infants and there used to be a page in their spelling book to fill in the last letter. Picture of a boat with SHI_
    I got 'T' filled in a few times


  • #6
    byhookorbycrook
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Regional South East Moderators Posts: 12,514 Mod ✭✭✭✭byhookorbycrook


    I lic hores, dady lics hores, mamy dosent lic hores. (Children and one parent very fond of all kinds of horse sport)

    Not a child, but a local teacher, pre computer times, typed up the confo booklets by hand ,was delighted with themselves. The hymn title was meant to be "Panus Angelicus." You can guess the rest....


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  • #7
    pooch90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,406 ✭✭✭pooch90


    LMAO @ lic-ing hores !!


  • #8
    evolving_doors
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭evolving_doors


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  • #9
    evolving_doors
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  • #10
    LaLa2004
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166 ✭✭LaLa2004


    Similar to the last one - years ago my son was given a sheet with 16 shapes and told to colour in half of the following shapes.

    He coloured in the 8 at the top of the page. (Rather than half of each shape)
    ;)


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