I would like to work as an executioner

Pretzeluck

Yes

Tom Mann Centuria

Yes

The Backwards Man

It's a dying art.

Pretzeluck

It's a shame that Ireland doesn't execute criminals. I've sent out a few applications to USA

Atlantic Dawn

Not many countries taking on apprentices, it's a dying trade.

pleas advice

i'd say you're dying to get into it, OP. I hear you can make a killing

Hector Bellend

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's a dying art.

www.instantrimshot.com

Del2005

There's a few groups in the middle east hiring. Send them your CV

corner of hells

Pretzeluck wrote: »

It's a shame that Ireland doesn't execute criminals. I've sent out a few applications to USA

There was an agency there awhile ago who would employ people in that line of work , you had to be prepared to travel .

ISIS , I think they called themselves.

gormdubhgorm

Nah, torturer would be far more fun.

You would get repeat customers and can build up a working relationship with them.

Blazedup

You must be a pierrepoint.

murpho999

Why?

It's a dead end job.

brevity

I hear they are headhunting for these roles in Saudi Arabia.

Star Bingo

I can imagine you in executive position.

“Heads will roll!” f*ckin tyrannical power trippin head on ya

pleas advice

seen an executioner in town the other day, thought I recognised him from somewhere else, I said to the wife "Jeeze, he has the head of yer man..."

DEFTLEFTHAND

Can you size up a man for the long drop by just looking at him through a cell door peephole?

Donald Trump

The Backwards Man wrote: »

It's a dying art.

You mean like these?





Nerd Mods, what attributes can I add to rescale that image?

Donald Trump

Did ya hear about the leper executioner who got drunk and started a big row down the pub?





He lost the head

Gatling

Does the position come with a pension and forever home

BorneTobyWilde

If you're not good at your job you could end up getting the chop yourself.

Atoms for Peace

You should read Pierreponts, he carried out the last hanging over here, memoir OP. There is actually a good bit of science and skill required to carry out a successful execution.

LETHAL LADY

I used to think I'd make a good executioner, but viewing videos on liveleak has taught me otherwise.

Pretzeluck

gormdubhgorm wrote: »

Nah, torturer would be far more fun.

You would get repeat customers and can build up a working relationship with them.

You've convinced me for sure

Hitman3000

Considering your 'car crash' of a thread yesterday OP thought you were taking a break. Seems not.