What's your heart-attack-snack?

Son of a bitch

Mine involves batter. It too me a lot of practise to get the consistency of the batter correct. I know a fella who owns and runs a chipper quite well so I got some lessons from the master

Deep fried streaky bacon, cover in chocolate, allow to harden, battered and deep fried (in lard) again. Melt butter and cover the battered bacon in the butter. Cover in icing sugar and allow the icing sugar to stick to the butter which has stuck to the deep fried battered bacon.

Jennehy

Stop eating butter op, is it any wonder we are a nation of fatties with tits rubbing off the floor.

Donald Trump

Son of a bitch wrote: »

Mine involves batter.

Ya didn't lick that off a stone!



Unlike your ma....who'd lick it off anything and anyone



And we're not just referring to the oul' baby batter either

:pac:




Edit: Just saw your username - that's harsh man. I was oinly joking but that's feckin' terrible :pac:

umop episdn

Jennehy wrote: »

Stop eating butter op, is it any wonder we are a nation of fatties with tits rubbing off the floor.

And that's just the men!!

DrumSteve

Anything from Chopped.

verycool

Do you wash yourself with a rag on a stick OP?

Son of a bitch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEyA4DgagGE

waffleman

4 x sausage roll in a bap
Loads of salt n vinegar
Brown sauce

Pack of nan bread toasted
Pepperoni
Mayo
Ketchup
Grated cheese

Tikka kebab from the indian

All with coke or club orange

Im hungry

SEPT 23 1989

Toasted ham and corned beef on well done batch heels with brown sauce

Son of a bitch

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Toasted ham and corned beef on well done batch heels with brown sauce

That's fairly mild, mate.

corner of hells

waffleman wrote: »

4 x sausage roll in a bap
Loads of salt n vinegar
Brown sauce

Pack of nan bread toasted
Pepperoni
Mayo
Ketchup
Grated cheese

Tikka kebab from the indian

All with coke or club orange

Im hungry

I'm assuming that's one meal.

corner of hells

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Toasted ham and corned beef on well done batch heels with brown sauce

I've put my fork down , sir.
I tip my hat to you.

SEPT 23 1989

Son of a bitch wrote: »

That's fairly mild, mate.

Not every working day for a year it isn't

HeidiHeidi

Son of a bitch wrote: »

Mine involves batter. It too me a lot of practise to get the consistency of the batter correct. I know a fella who owns and runs a chipper quite well so I got some lessons from the master

Deep fried streaky bacon, cover in chocolate, allow to harden, battered and deep fried (in lard) again. Melt butter and cover the battered bacon in the butter. Cover in icing sugar and allow the icing sugar to stick to the butter which has stuck to the deep fried battered bacon.

:eek:


Jesus, and I thought my crushed-Taytos-mixed-with-peanuts habit (which I haven't indulged in years, but still hanker after) was as bad as it got.....

Hector Bellend

Chicken balls and curry sauce.

Mickey stiffener of the century

Outlaw Pete

Deep fried battered Mars Bar with vanilla ice cream.

waffleman

corner of hells wrote: »

I'm assuming that's one meal.

that's the starter :pac:

waffleman

Also Apache Pizza Fully Loaded Deal

Buffalo pizza
Taco topped chips
Pesto garlic bread
2 cookies

A meal for 2 or a feast for 1

Boom_Bap

Box of donuts drowned in Maple Syrup with some Ben & Jerry's on the side.

or

Lasagna sandwich, there is obviously no bread in the sandwich, I'd use slices of pizza instead of bread.

Pelvis

Donuts is a good one, can't beat a pack of fresh jammy donuts from supervalu.