Dream job

shakeitoff

What is the GOAT dream job? For me, elite footballer, imagine being Antoine Griezmann, handsome, cool, funny, he's 27 but never really has to grow up, he can just clown around and do Fortnite celebrations in World Cup finals for the lols. Think of the 27 year olds you know? Dour and beaten down by life, forced to act 'old and professional' while Monsieur Griezmann can clown around for life and be a multi-millionaire while he's at. Never has to worry about toxic corporate culture or struggling in the 9-5 grind trying hard to cope by saying he's doing something he loves. The joys of being a pro footballer.

TheValeyard

I was in vault 8. We didnt have the GOAT. Stupid 101s and their snazy program.

SEPT 23 1989

The devil makes work for idle hands

AndyBoBandy

Antoine Greizmann isn’t funny,
He comes across as a bit of a childish prat.

When I was 27 I was travelling the world, all expenses paid building power stations, having great craic.

shakeitoff

AndyBoBandy wrote: »

Antoine Greizmann isn’t funny,
He comes across as a bit of a childish prat.

When I was 27 I was travelling the world, all expenses paid building power stations, having great craic.

Building power stations? Yeah bro, good luck to those of us with low IQ going around the world building power stations. Being a footballer offers you an escape from the limits of intelligence. This is the beauty of it. Those kids from the Banlieue go pro and suddenly have more prestige and social recognition than every high ranking pen pusher you can think of.

Elon Musk, Bezos etc. vs Kylian Mbappe, Musk will never know the feeling of being adored the way Mbappe or Griezmann are(Griezmann not from a banlieue admittedly) The guy was coping so hard he got a hair transplant, he can talk about SpaceX or whatever else he wants, but he'll never be a 27 year old pro athlete loved by women and girls, idolised by youngsters who guided his equipe to the world cup.

Jim Bob Scratcher

The no show jobs in Sopranos.

Atoms for Peace

Hawaiian Tropic oil boy of course.

Detective Chief Inspector Persepoly. Then I could embody my favourite tv character, the flawed yet kind police detective. Also it would be perfect because of my insatiable curiosity about everyone. I´m that person who wants to rummage around your house and open your letters Oh I would also get access to the likes of the central mental hospital and maybe even Broadmoor. Living the dream.

biko

San Diego TV station anchorman

TheBrinch

biko wrote: »

San Diego TV station anchorman

I'm Ron Burgundy?

I think the woman with the lovely Louth/Meath accent in this video has a fairly dream job, especially given what she and her team have just discovered:

'It's a huge find': Megalithic passage tomb discovered in Co Meath

The process of digging carefully through a site that you know has ancient stuff in it must have a thrill and excitement that other jobs could only dream of.

Pauliedragon

Margot Robbies tampon.

Fr_Dougal

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Margot Robbies tampon.

Wtf? Have you actually thought this one through? Seriously?

uch

I Like Goats!

mcgrath1992

playing games for a living and getting payed for it would be my dream job

Potential-Monke

I want to be that millionaire boss that literally does nothing but show up every now and again, nod as if I care, look down upon my peasant horde and continue touring the world hitting every theme park!

Professional golfer

stimpson

mcgrath1992 wrote: »

playing games for a living and getting payed for it would be my dream job

Been there, done that. Gets a bit tedious after the first couple of years.

Poor_old_gill

Sub goalkeeper for Barcelona or Real Madrid- good money, loads of medals and you do f*ckall other than keep fit

Stigura

I had a goat. Shot the thing, after it took my donkey on a tour of destruction.

bodhrandude

I don't know, maybe a stunt cock in the porn movies.

dodzy

Layne Famous Yak wrote: »

Professional golfer

+Many

somefeen

stimpson wrote: »

Been there, done that. Gets a bit tedious after the first couple of years.

Never pick a career just because the subject matter interests you. I learned that one the hard way

_Kaiser_

Presenter on The Grand Tour/Top Gear.

Paid to travel the world and drive some of the best and fastest cars on the planet and having a laugh doing it.

Motivator

For me, Jimmy Iovine has the dream job. I would absolutely love it. Worth hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars. Have the houses, the cars, the powerful friends etc. Iovine comes across as a seriously nice fella as well and he started from scratch, he worked hard and he took chances which makes him ever better.

For those who don’t know him, watch “The Defiant Ones” on Netflix.

Water John

Motivator, with that handle, I thought you'd want to be a, life coach?

Atoms for Peace

Professional masturbator.:o

Pauliedragon

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Professional masturbator.:o

Just pay yourself a fiver per **** and all dreams have been achieved:P

_Dara_

Pauliedragon wrote: »

Margot Robbies tampon.

Surely just ‘Chief Margot Robbie Shagger’ would be much better, if you get to choose the dream job?

I remember a rumour going around when I was 18ish that Jennifer Lopez had a nipple-tweaker so that she’d look like she was smuggling peanuts in photos. Total shite, I’m sure but my then-boyfriend got a faraway look in his eyes when he heard that. :pac:

rob316

Bobby Axel rod (if you don't watch Billions - he's a billionaire hedge fund owner and just cool af)

ToddyDoody

Wallet inspector

BattleCorp

If money wasn't an issue, I'd like to work in a gun shop or on a gun range.