Satan Is Real

Atoms for Peace

Satan is real working in spirit, You can see him and hear him this world every day. Satan is real working with power, he can tempt you and lead you astray.
Muhhahaha.:):):)

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Get behind me...

mayotom

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Satan is real working in spirit, You can see him and hear him this world every day. Satan is real working with power, he can tempt you and lead you astray.
Muhhahaha.:):):)

Leave donald alone

Signore Fancy Pants

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gifted

At least SANTA is real....

Atoms for Peace

mayotom wrote: »

Leave donald alone

Now I'm not looking for absolution or forgiveness for the things I do. But before you come to any conclusions try walking in my shoes.

Rubberchikken

I thought it read 'santa'. And i was starting to get upset.
Now i dont know what to think.
Satan.. real... hhmm.

Kevin Finnerty

I met him the other day at the coalface. He's aging well the bastard.

s7ryf3925pivug

Mental illness is real. Recreational drug use is the leading cause of readmissions to psychiatric hospitals.

Edit: Oh it's song lyrics. I assumed you were hallucinating.

Atoms for Peace

Chewbacca wrote: »

I'll have some of those drugs please

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Pa8301

On the 31st floor, a gold plated door won't keep out the Lord's burning rain.

skeleton_boy

Some friendly advice from our friends at the Health Service Executive

Archeron

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I did, part of a conga line. Great fun.

Atoms for Peace

skeleton_boy wrote: »

Some friendly advice from our friends at the Health Service Executive

So that's where i was going wrong. Who knew? Coke had to be ground up before use.

K.Flyer

Morality would frown upon decency look down upon the scapegoat fate's made of me.
But i promise now, my judge and jurors, my intentions couldn't have been purer.
My case is easy to see.
I'm not looking for a clearer conscience.
Peace of mind after what I've been through, and before we talk of any repentance,
Try walking in my shoes!

BuboBubo

You'll stumble in my footsteps
Keep the same appointments I kept
If you try walking in my shoes
Try walking in my shoes

RiderOnTheStorm

gifted wrote:

At least SANTA is real....

santa is an anagram of satan.
Both have a fondness for red and children.
One is known as Old Nick, the other St Nick.

..... coincidence?

deco nate

Wilson Rapping AcrossL wrote: »

Get behind me...

Durrty, but OK,.. Sooo..
Now what?

BuboBubo

RiderOnTheStorm wrote: »

santa is an anagram of satan.
Both have a fondness for red and children.
One is known as Old Nick, the other St Nick.

..... coincidence?

They're both red aswell

The Satanist

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Satan is real working in spirit, You can see him and hear him this world every day. Satan is real working with power, he can tempt you and lead you astray.
Muhhahaha.:):):)

Wow, I had no idea :rolleyes:

Madagascan

Women and drink lead me astray.
Ok. Satan a bit.

Dr. Bre

I’m only noticing now Satan is an anagram of Santa lol...

maccored

whats wrong with satin?

Ted_YNWA

BuboBubo wrote:

You'll stumble in my footsteps Keep the same appointments I kept If you try walking in my shoes Try walking in my shoes

What size are they?

Omackeral

Satan punishes bad people for all of eternity. How is he the bad guy!?

hatrickpatrick

Going by Satan's supposed backstory, he really is an unimaginable douchebag with the worst case of sour grapes in history. Tries to take over the universe, fails, and then decides to just f*ck it up as much as possible because he doesn't get to rule over it.

I mean he's basically a big baby whose toys unfortunately cause complete havoc when he throws them out of the pram

Capt'n Midnight

gifted wrote: »

At least SANTA is real....

*Warning* Christmas people should skip this.

Except he's buried in Jerpoint Abbey

hatrickpatrick

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

*Warning* Christmas people should skip this.

Except he's buried in Jerpoint Abbey

That's why parents lie to their kids about Santa Claus. The truth is just too awful for them. Better for them to believe that he's an immortal being than know that he's an undead zombie who crawls out of his grave once a year.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Satan is real working in spirit, You can see him and hear him this world every day. Satan is real working with power, he can tempt you and lead you astray.
Muhhahaha.:):):)

You meant Santa, right?

riffmongous

I cast thee out Satan!

pleas advice

Daddy
Yes son?
What does regret mean?
Well son, a funny thing about regret is, that it is better to regret something that you have done. Than to regret something you haven't done

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend be sure to tell her...

Atoms for Peace

pleas advice wrote: »

Daddy
Yes son?
What does regret mean?
Well son, a funny thing about regret is, that it is better to regret something that you have done. Than to regret something you haven't done

And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend be sure to tell her...

....Satan!!!

Atoms for Peace

Come on now
Try it out
Straight people don't know what you're about
They put you down and shut you out
You gave to me a new belief
And soon the world will love you, sweet leaf
Oh, yeah, babe!

pleas advice

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