Mars god of war

Atoms for Peace

I awake in a sweaty mess, the house is quiet other a fan whirring away in the background. Then turning to the window, in the night sky I see a shimmering burning red star.
To the ancients this red star seemed sinister and violent; the Greeks identified it with Ares, the god of war; the Babylonians named it after Nergal, god of the underworld. To the ancient Chinese, it was Ying-huo, the fire planet.

old_aussie

To the Russians it's Putin...son of mars

tigerboon

To us, it's a planet solely inhabited by robots.....although the british one is gone a bit awol

jacksie66

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RobbingBandit

old_aussie wrote: »

To the Russians it's Putin...son of mars

Putin is Dažbog he shine brightest over all.

Mrcaramelchoc

Mother of god.im going back to bed.

super_furry

To me boy!

Realt Dearg Sec

jacksie66 wrote: »

I thought you were talking about a new god of war ps4 game..

But it turns out he's talking about...what?

Poor Uncle Tom

Who invented the Mars Bar?
Who was the first customer?
What did it serve?
Is it still open?
Who'll share an Uber?

B0jangles

Any opportunity to post this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

Incredibly influential on so many film soundtracks, especially sci-fi.

Wanderer78

Mars looked incredible last night

Hector Bellend

F*ck this. I'm having a fry and a ****

Ulysses Gaze

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

I awake in a sweaty mess, the house is quiet other a fan whirring away in the background. Then turning to the window, in the night sky I see a shimmering burning red star.
To the ancients this red star seemed sinister and violent; the Greeks identified it with Ares, the god of war; the Babylonians named it after Nergal, god of the underworld. To the ancient Chinese, it was Ying-huo, the fire planet.

You fool.

It is Yog-Sothoth! Bow now and repent before you are driven mad.

Ulysses Gaze

Hector Bellend wrote: »

F*ck this. I'm having a fry and a ****

That's the most sensible idea I have read on boards in a long time.

umop episdn

Hector Bellend wrote: »

F*ck this. I'm having a fry and a ****

Have the **** first and you won't need fry-oil

Zebra3

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

I awake in a sweaty mess, the house is quiet other a fan whirring away in the background. Then turning to the window, in the night sky I see a shimmering burning red star.
To the ancients this red star seemed sinister and violent; the Greeks identified it with Ares, the god of war; the Babylonians named it after Nergal, god of the underworld. To the ancient Chinese, it was Ying-huo, the fire planet.

This to do with the Brits playing in the WC today?

Atoms for Peace

Zebra3 wrote: »

This to do with the Brits playing in the WC today?

They are playing in red.

lmimmfn

I am the one, Orgasmatron.....

the purple tin

How on earth did Ares get to be god of war?

He was a renowned wimp. He would literally run cryng to mammy when anything bad happened.