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The Roads are Melting.

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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,790 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tabnabs


    But, but, but, road tax!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,815 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    How come roads in Australia or other hot countries never seem to do this?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    Nothing new there. I grew up in a county with crappy roads. That always happened in sweltering weather. We’d stick our fingers in the tar as childers. Grubby little kids, we were. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,596 ✭✭✭Hitman3000


    Tabnabs wrote:
    But, but, but, road tax!


    No such thing now, there once was but it was renamed Motor tax.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭_Dara_


    How come roads in Australia or other hot countries never seem to do this?

    They’re used to the hot weather and build roads that can withstand the heat, I guess?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    How come roads in Australia or other hot countries never seem to do this?

    Cause they make proper roads?

    Presumably use a different kind of tar better suited for the temperature?

    tyremelt2.jpg

    What do you do with a tire like that? Keep driving and hope it comes off at some stage?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,815 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    No such thing now, there once was but it was renamed Motor tax.

    Gone back to 1955 for you, was called Motor Tax back then!

    https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/15/c7/a115c77a58ad659b6eed23b2cc1d1513.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    They use a useless type of tar here is why. As the roads have melted periodically for decades you would think they might have learned, Dinosaurs! Costs far more trying to fix them than doing them properly in the first place..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    wexie wrote: »
    Cause they make proper roads?

    Presumably use a different kind of tar better suited for the temperature?

    tyremelt2.jpg

    What do you do with a tire like that? Keep driving and hope it comes off at some stage?

    The tyre or the stones? Looks worn anyways?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Graces7 wrote: »
    The tyre or the stones? Looks worn anyways?

    it looks worn cause the whole tread is covered in tar...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    Free extra few mm of tread! bonus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,977 ✭✭✭mikemac2


    Councils rejoice as the roads melt and fill the potholes saving them the bother


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    wexie wrote:
    What do you do with a tire like that? Keep driving and hope it comes off at some stage?

    Take it off, bring it to the council office and leave it on the county managers desk .. With the invoice for the new tyre.
    And if you can roll it in and leave a nice tar track from the front door to the desk even better! :D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    wexie wrote: »
    What do you do with a tire like that? Keep driving and hope it comes off at some stage?

    You'd need to clean that crap off once it's cooled down. And then check out how the tire is.
    topper75 wrote: »
    Free extra few mm of tread! bonus.

    I wouldn't be surprised if you lose out on thread, as heat can lead to tire degradation.


  • Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 41,240 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Can they not take the roads in during this extreme weather?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    wexie wrote: »
    it looks worn cause the whole tread is covered in tar...

    Put your glasses on please. Left hand side is worn ..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Graces7 wrote: »
    Put your glasses on please. Left hand side is worn ..

    How can you see underneath all the tar?

    :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Hitman3000 wrote: »
    No such thing now, there once was but it was renamed Motor tax.

    There is a such thing as Road Tax, it's only applicable in the fast lane of our motorways though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,847 ✭✭✭Glebee


    When will the bread shortages happen????


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Glebee wrote: »
    When will the bread shortages happen????

    A bread shortage? That's all we knead.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Glebee wrote: »
    When will the bread shortages happen????

    Ha remember that was funny for exactly 6 hours during the snow then it got driven into the ground.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Glebee wrote: »
    When will the bread shortages happen????

    Bread has all become toast on the shelves


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    A bread shortage? That's all we knead.

    Just spend your dough on other stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    sokay. I have flour, yeast,... bread shortage I can cope with .. Just the weather.. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,939 ✭✭✭goat2


    they are saying the water shortage is going to cause problems


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    goat2 wrote: »
    they are saying the water shortage is going to cause problems

    with bread?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Graces7 wrote: »
    with bread?

    Those jokes are getting stale.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 234 ✭✭yesto24


    It bitumen not tar.
    And it starts to melt at 60 degrees.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,192 ✭✭✭yellowlabrador




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    I wouldn't be surprised if you lose out on thread, as heat can lead to tire degradation.

    Eh bonus tread was a joke like. Tar isn't actually rubber.

    Just like your 'h' in thread. Very funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    There should be a basic standard for road construction and repair. Lobbing a few shovels of tarmac into a water filled hole and rolling with the lorry wheels isn't good enough. I was out drawing silage on Tues and there were slabs of tarmac being lifted by trailer wheels. I think the co councils should have road maintenance removed from their remit. Obviously they can't do their job effectively.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    Awaiting the announcement that Dublin Bus are going to stop services at 7pm tonight.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    There should be a basic standard for road construction and repair. Lobbing a few shovels of tarmac into a water filled hole and rolling with the lorry wheels isn't good enough. I was out drawing silage on Tues and there were slabs of tarmac being lifted by trailer wheels. I think the co councils should have road maintenance removed from their remit. Obviously they can't do their job effectively.

    What type of pencil do you draw silage with ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz


    _Dara_ wrote: »
    Nothing new there. I grew up in a county with crappy roads. That always happened in sweltering weather. We’d stick our fingers in the tar as childers. Grubby little kids, we were. :)
    wexie wrote: »
    Cause they make proper roads?

    Presumably use a different kind of tar better suited for the temperature?

    [Massive image]

    What do you do with a tire like that? Keep driving and hope it comes off at some stage?
    Graces7 wrote: »
    They use a useless type of tar here is why. As the roads have melted periodically for decades you would think they might have learned, Dinosaurs! Costs far more trying to fix them than doing them properly in the first place..
    wexie wrote: »
    it looks worn cause the whole tread is covered in tar...


    Tar is no longer used and has not been used on the construction of roads for a very long time. Anytime you see someone advertising "We'll pave your drive way with tar" is speaking absolute bollocks.


    Asphalt is the primary material used on the construction of roads


    It's not a simple process of simply laying down asphalt. Each stretch of road needs to be tested under various conditions and taking into account the composition of the ground under it.


    Source: My father was the best road technician/civil engineer in South Africa and I helped him many times to do tests on asphalt for various road conditions.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭dense


    Asphalt.


    Funny how we say Ashfelt here....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭foxy farmer


    The Dubliners have it covered .
    https://youtu.be/x7efzZvA2qU


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Not happening in Dublin but then again you get what you pay for


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,004 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Tar is no longer used and has not been used on the construction of roads for a very long time. Anytime you see someone advertising "We'll pave your drive way with tar" is speaking absolute bollocks.


    Asphalt is the primary material used on the construction of roads


    It's not a simple process of simply laying down asphalt. Each stretch of road needs to be tested under various conditions and taking into account the composition of the ground under it.


    Source: My father was the best road technician/civil engineer in South Africa and I helped him many times to do tests on asphalt for various road conditions.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    We need to pay more motor tax for this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,821 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    We need to pay more motor tax for this...

    What's all this "we" paleface?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,636 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    A bread shortage? That's all we knead.

    We'll have to do something about it dough.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    A bread shortage? That's all we knead.

    This is the yeast of our worries


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,808 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    dense wrote: »
    Asphalt.


    Funny how we say Ashfelt here....

    Do ya? I've never heard it pronounced like that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,592 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    dense wrote: »
    Asphalt.


    Funny how we say Ashfelt here....

    Is that the stuff they put on roofs?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 442 ✭✭Mr_Man2121


    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    This is the yeast of our worries

    Could we all stop making bad buns


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭Chev_Chelios


    The Roads are Melting sounds like the name of a psychadelic rock album.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    wexie wrote: »
    it looks worn cause the whole tread is covered in tar...
    Be grand, t'will stick to the roaads like.

    Unless it rains, in which case it'll be like teflon on wet ice





    From experience that stuff used to rot bicycle tyres :mad:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Are the motorways melting too?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Are the motorways melting too?

    Yes. Someone made a song about it.



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