Slack is Down

callaway92

Grayson

ppl here are going a bit nuts about it

verycool

alchemist33

I don't know what slack is. How many bottles of chardonnay should I stockpile?

Grayson

alchemist33 wrote: »

I don't know what slack is. How many bottles of chardonnay should I stockpile?

It's sunny so as many as you can fit into your abode.

Grayson

also, now I'm wondering if callaway92 works in the same place as me.

Ubbquittious

I still have the dregs of a bag of slack if you're badly stuck

Potential-Monke

Slack is great. Really good software. Giphy integration keeps me happy, but the bosses not so much...

one armed dwarf

verycool wrote: »

alchemist33 wrote: »

I don't know what slack is. How many bottles of chardonnay should I stockpile?

Like skype for business.

Your Face

Butterfield!

lawred2

working fine for me

callaway92

Grayson wrote: »

also, now I'm wondering if callaway92 works in the same place as me.

So many places use it that it's not likely

verycool

one armed dwarf wrote: »

Like skype for business.

Sooooo... Microsoft Teams?

jimgoose

I fuckin' HATE Slack. Segway-riding propeller headed twits. :mad:

verycool

jimgoose wrote: »

I fuckin' HATE Slack. Segway-riding propeller headed twits. :mad:

Not getting a lot of synergy from you.



You need to be ahead of the game, cohesive and part of this joined up thinking going forward.

I used to know someone who worked for Slack. They have free crisps and chocolate and massages on Friday! 'Magine!!

jimgoose

Deleted User wrote: »

I used to know someone who worked for Slack. They have free crisps and chocolate and massages on Friday! 'Magine!!

If I ever meet anyone even partially responsible for the whole "Slack" debacle, I shall beat them to death with a foosball table. Cunts.

Cantona's Collars

Should we start stocking up on bread?

callaway92

one armed dwarf wrote: »

Like skype for business.

callaway92 wrote: »

So many places use it that it's not likely

It's better than Skype for Business for group chats for sure, but for 1-on-1 chat Skype is def better

Microsoft Teams is garbage

Ubbquittious

Just set up a XMPP server or IRC some other simple thing. Takes about 10 minutes. I don't know why so-called tech companies have to rely on some outside megacorp and often pay them a monthly fee for something so mind bogglingly simple

MrVestek

Deleted User wrote: »

I used to know someone who worked for Slack. They have free crisps and chocolate and massages on Friday! 'Magine!!

I get that in my place too and we use Slack a lot. :P

Kinda have to as we have multiple offices all over the world.

Infact I had my massage a few hours ago and still feel amazing from it... we have free snacks in the canteen and they're bringing a beer keg in for us this Friday. :P

theteal

verycool wrote: »

Sooooo... Microsoft Teams?

Not to forget the much more skillfully named Webex Teams :rolleyes:

Dafuq was wrong with Spark???

gctest50

Fun with Slack

- bored ? randomly-ish join some companies support team Slack


https://medium.com/intigriti/how-i-hacked-hundreds-of-companies-through-their-helpdesk-b7680ddc2d4c




all fixed now though

verycool

I do like The Register's headlines.

https://www.theregister.co.uk/2018/06/27/slack_down/

pleas advice

Slack is slack, I want my baby back...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QkwmSzPdVnY

Capt'n Midnight

alchemist33 wrote: »

I don't know what slack is. How many bottles of chardonnay should I stockpile?

it's the stuff you put on a coal fire to keep it going overnight

so should be OK until it gets cold



but yeah lots of fumes and environmental stuff